Clay J. Sizemore

Mailman? Possibly.

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When your coworker brings in candy to sell to help her child and you buy ten candy bars and they ask if you’re buying for snacks all week?!? Me- “I’m gonna eat these before I clock to the street”. #coworkers #candy #chocolate #usps #usps4life #usps4lyfe #mailman #mailmanproblems #lettercarriers https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm6tHcKA-Hh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eujoc5ld27md

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Listening to Crime Junkie podcast this morning and went all the way back to episode one. A local Indiana case. Now I know Brit and Ashley are 317, not 765 area code. But, how do you live in central Indiana and not know what a village pantry is?! 🤣 it’s the slightly northern version of a circle k. I’m sure they’ve gotten jokes about this before but go listen to them cuz it’s an awesome true crime podcast. #truecrime #truecrimepodcast #truecrimejunkie #indiana #villagepantry #hoosierstate https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm5davig2KV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ofwktkbvja8c

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Picked up my Beretta 92FS today. Looking forward to getting it to the range. #beretta #beretta92 #beretta92fs https://www.instagram.com/p/BmTfERVAUDe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=b6q5razoa6we

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Just got my custom grips from Marschal grips. Wattle with red lacquer on my Radom P-64. #radomp64 #polishp64 #marschalgrips https://www.instagram.com/p/BmExiZrgvu-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f82nx7iln3b6

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A lot of times in movies and television people are doubted getting into the shower and THEN turning on the water!!! You would have to be a complete psychopath to blast yourself with 90 seconds of freezing cold water before it heats up. Just another weird thing about movies kinda like just hanging up a phone and not saying goodbye 😂 #movies #television #tv #Psycho #alfredhitchcock #tonyperkins #janetleigh https://www.instagram.com/p/Blyt1sFA53Z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jt07oehjr6di

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I’ve been doing nothing but eating tamales and watching #GhostAdventures all week. Literally every meal for three days. #tamaleGhostAdventures

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A couple of my dad’s old cars. Chevrolet Monza Spyder, Chevrolet Chevelle or Malibu?, and finally my dad and my Aunt Kim with a basset hound puppy. Basset hounds are the official hound of the sizemore family😄 #cars #Chevy #cheverolet #oldphotos #family #chevymonza #chevymonzaspyder #monzaspyder #chevychevelle #chevymalibu

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Got this commemorative mail carrier belt buckle today. I really dig that it’s got the Jeep instead of an LLV because it’s from 1984. #beltbuckle #commemorativebeltbuckle #mailcarrier #mailcarriers #postaljeep #postaljeeps #hashtag #pluralversionofprevioushashtag

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Picked up a surplus Royal Mail bag just for shits and gigs but I might actually use it on really rainy days. It’s got a little more water protection than our US mail bags. Which makes sense for UK weather. Not 3 shabby, Royal Mail. #usps #royalmail #lettercarriers #mailman #mailmanproblems #usps4life #royalmail4life

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Finally got to replace the hammer spring in my Radom P-64. I went with the 18pound spring from Wolff Springs. Enormous improvement. Very happy since this is my EDC at the moment. #PolisP64 #Circle11 #RadomP64 #Radom #WolffSprings #edc

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Do not forget your sunscreen. I dunno what all this is but a lot of it is from the sun and possibly a combo from walking through grass and just general irritation from walking sixteen miles. #mailman #mailmanproblems #Usps #usps4life #sunscreen #SunscreenIsSuperImportant #SunburnQuestionMark #AllergiesQuestionMark #IDontHaveAllergiesAsFarAsIKnow

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A 🐝 done did stinged me at the beginning of the last loop on my route today. But, it’s all better now cuz my MAD magazine No. 1 came today so I’m done did happy again. Yeeehaaaw!!! #yeehaw #madmagazine #mailman #mailmanproblems #usps #usps4life

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A nicely constructed pile on C001 in Muncie today. #mailman #mailmanproblems #muncie #doody

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My route is a twenty mile park and loop and I love it. It keeps me fit I’ve lost 20-30 pounds so far. And none of my pants fit anymore. And therein lies the problem. That’s gonna cost me money. Regular money and uniform allowance money 😑 oh well. And I still have a crappy beard 🧔😔#mailman #mailmanproblems #cca #ccalife #hashtag #usps #usps4life

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This Laffy Taffy has been laying outside on my route since last Halloween. All these months I’ve been thinking about whether the taffy is still in there? If so, should I eat it? But now it’s a little past sell by date, I guess. #mailman #mailmanproblems #usps #usps4life

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Abyssal Giant 7” by @whelmla go check them out if you love great music. And don’t forget to check out @phalanxla and thanks to @lordspew for the great packaging job. The bubble wrap was very neat making it easy for me to pop later😬 #metal #LongListOfMetalGenres

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Superb ‘Roni placement on this Totinos. #pizza #pizzer #roni #pepperoni #frozenpizza #TheFreezingMoonWillObsessYou