I'm Going To Wife This Hippie

caduceus clay/pumat sol is endgame and you can't stop it

[c-kiddo]

w what if u visited my shop and i gave you flowers and we had dinner together and drank too much dandelion wine.. . and we were both boys 😳

[claysols]

and lo this blog rises from the ashes, life restored

[claysols]

WE’RE EATING WELL TONIGHT, THEYDIES

[claysols]

and lo this blog rises from the ashes, life restored

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

🌷happy firbolg boyfriends🌷

[claysols]

Claysol is half of my life blood (the other hand being widomauk) and I just found this blog and let me tell you it makes me,,, so happy,,, I do wonder though, where did the ‘I’m going to wife this hippie’ come from? Am I missing out on something?

glad you like the blog!

no, you aren’t missing anything. it’s a reference to some jokes we made a while back (AND the post has wdmk so good for you ;) )

[thekingofthewolves]

[thekingofthewolves]

a romantic walk in a dream garden

Happy Birthday @leaper182!! Thanks for all the fics, inspiration, kind words and for being in general a great friend. <3 

[thekingofthewolves]

I think it would be very sweet if firbolgs gave each other cute edible flower arrangements. I’ve seen a lot of jokes about Caduceus wanting to eat flowers, and this way he could!

[claysols]

Flowershop being another ship name

oh HUGELY. that’s a cute name!!

[claysols]

Claysol = flowershop?

caduceus does not sell bouquets... he just sells carefully potted plants with plenty of soil... he does acknowledge that fresh cut stems of flowers have their importance - people need beauty to survive - but that’s not his jive. more of a nursery than a traditional florist. anti-lawn, but in his quietly judgmental way (you know how he is).

and then the regular setup for such aus. pumat came in to buy something to liven up his shop - he’s been told maybe get some windows, it feels very shut-in and stuffy - and he tries to support locally-owned businesses, as he owns one as well. so he sighs and chooses not to go to home depot or lowe’s despite how they are closer, and goes to the clay nursery on the edge of town.

cue “why do birds suddenly appear”

[claysols]

prayer circle for the mighty nein to make it back to zadash in this week’s ep so caduceus can see pumat sol again 🙏🙏🙏

[leaper182]

Oh, hey, sweet, another Claysol fic.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17391053

It helps to have seen C2E45: “The Stowaway” for this one.

[curleds]

I 👏LOV 👏FIRBOLGS👏

[curleds]

[bangs hands on table] CLAYSOL CLAYSOL CLAYSOL

[transcaduceus]

You can’t ship Caduceus because he’s tall and that makes a power imbalance

[ghostofaminaanima]

Pumat Sol

[transcaduceus]

YOU’RE RIGHT

[claysols]

This blog cured my skin and stopped my seasonal depression. Thank you for this gift I owe you my life

you're welcome! here on claysols dot tumblr dot com we are ALL thankful on this beautiful firbolg friday!!! 🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈

[claysols]

hypothetical 'it doesn't have to be like this' meme with caduceus, pumat, and a third character, but in the last panel both hands caduceus is holding are labeled pumat and the third person is still left hanging. instead of 'caduceus has two hands' the punchline is 'there are four pumats' The other two pumats can hold each others hands