ᴅɪsᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ !

ＩＮＤＩＥ ＣＲＩＭＥ ＯＣ ʷʰᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵗᵗᶤᶰ' ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵒᶰᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᶰˡʸ ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢᶰ'ᵗ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈʸ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒˡᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶤᵍ ᵐᵃᶰ'ˢ ᶠᵉᵉᵗ ⸸

[roseygraphics-deactivated201801]

Pls reblog this if your blog doesn’t tolerate predators in the rpc.

[cleanscenes]

—— BORED ? have you considered murder ?  🌴🔫

ever wanna write your muse into a situation where they KILL SOMEBODY and get away with it? 

🦐 maybe they ran someone over and fled the scene, and now they need their fender unbent and all the blood and hair sucked out of the hard to reach places.

💸 or they finally snapped on an abusive partner, and in the process totally wrecked their kitchen, and are at a total loss as to how to deal with the body. 

🐚 or maybe they were possessed by a fucking demon and ripped their aunt in half inside her minivan, but the cops will never buy that and now the interior is full of evidence and it’s only a matter of time before the van is recovered from the spot they abandoned it.

🔪 or maybe your muse is a mythical creature or criminal who routinely makes messes out of people. 

as long as he’s not being asked to cover up crimes against children, human trafficking, or sex crimes (and anything else along those lines), he doesn’t judge, so have them call danny !

if they haven’t been given a business card through a mutual contact, have them stand outside the shrimp taco stand on 18th St on fridays from 12-2 am. a man will approach asking for a cigarette, and if they don’t have one he will get pissy. he’ll probably still take the job, but first impressions matter in this world. to start off on a good foot, give danny the entire pack.

[honeywick]

[nervous stand up comedian voice] hows everybody doing tonight ???

[cleanscenes]

here’s a picture of me checking on how u guys are doin tonight 

[cleanscenes]

scanning again 

[tamajoshi]

They say in the neon west you either come out dead, or are set for life!

[blushandbourbon]

Sometimes you fall off the wagon for months. Sometimes you tell yourself you’re gonna start fresh on Monday and by Wednesday you’ve already fallen back off. Sometimes you have to restart a 100 times and it’s frustrating. But it will be okay. You can do this. One day at a time

[trevrr-blog1]

me: hey can you google if germ-x can kill you if put up your asshole @cleanscenes:

[cleanscenes]

HALLOWEEN AESTHETIC (ft. Joker Mod): Trevor Philips 

happy halloween to the cutest n gentlest n most amazing person i’ve ever had in my life, @trevrr, who sent me so much candy i made myself sick. thank you for everything you do and for making this the best october ever with all of ur cute n spooky movies. i love you so much 🎃💕👻

[cleanscenes]

also i rly wanna do that halloween aesthetic meme  🎃 🎃 🎃

[cleanscenes]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... smash the like button 4 me to go thru ur    meme tag   &    send you something?  💕

[bitchycode]

“You look mean” bitch I am. Move.

[obsessed-obscure-blog]

Matt Berry (@porksmith)

“Thinking of staying here…”

11:43 am- 23 Aug 2014

[userboxer]

[ask-meme-addicts]

❝archer❞ sentence meme

“Are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.”

“I’ve never had a deathwish. It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.”

“I’m not a… serial killer.”

“If I stop drinking all at once, I’m afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.”

“I’ll rub sand into your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don’t know if they grade it, but if they do… coarse.”

“Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.”

“You’re not my supervisor!”

“I paid her, I get to carry her corpse.”

“Keep your friends close, and possible genetic clones of Adolf Hitler closer.”

“Are you kidding? Dude. Bros before apparent threats to national security.“

“Guys, come on! Can’t we have one poker night without a hate crime?”

“Now what am I going to spread on my toast? Your tears?”

“Well, he died doing what he loved… getting shot.”

“You’re not my friend, you’re a Decepticon!”

“Right, because you walked into Strippers’ Discount Warehouse and said, ‘help me showcase my intellect.’”

“No, don’t… you’re so ugly when you cry.”

“Man, if I don’t get some spaghetti and meatballs I might literally die.”

[thedestrcyer]

evilsmade:

rb this if you support famous characters being trans because who says they can’t be ?

[ferociouslys]

*experiences emotional intimacy* Ohhh fucdk

[elegiaced]

[elegiaced]

👻 ! ❜ one of the comforts of having children is knowing one’s youth has not fled, but merely been passed down to a new generation. They say when a parent dies, a child feels his own mortality . but when a child dies,                              it’s immortality that a parent loses .

[airstrology-deactivated20180921]

sunshine or moonlight? fairy wings or angel wings? gardening or baking? velvet or silk? flowers or succulents? black coffee or milky coffee? road trips or hiking? mermaids or dragons?