❝ don’t forget your scarf, it’s cold out. ❞
❝ are you coming to thanksgiving dinner? ❞
❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞
❝ apple cider is better than pumpkin spice. ❞
❝ pumpkin spice is better than apple cider. ❞
❝ if i hear pumpkin spice one more time i’m gonna scream. ❞
❝ it’s halloween, motherfucker. ❞
❝ did you see something move in the woods? ❞
❝ look, a full moon! ❞
❝ are you ready for pumpkin carving? ❞
❝ do you want tea or hot chocolate? ❞
❝ man, you don’t sound good. ❞
❝ i’m so over flu season. ❞
❝ i made you some soup! ❞
❝ any ideas on couples costumes? ❞
❝ they’re not christmas lights if they’re orange. ❞
❝ here, take my sweater. ❞
❝ let’s have a bonfire. ❞
❝ have you seen my fake blood? ❞
❝ that’s not fake. ❞
❝ hocus pocus or some shit. ❞
❝ look at these fuckin’ bats! ❞
❝ is that body real or fake? ❞
❝ it’s freezing outside. ❞
❝ NO! it’s not supposed to snow yet! ❞
❝ what are you, a constipated ghost? ❞
❝ i don’t think that’s sex moaning. ❞
❝ pretty sure this place is haunted. ❞
❝ i’m not going in there. ❞
❝ happy turkey day! ❞
❝ wanna go apple picking? ❞