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[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[memewhore]

[memecage]

It do be like that.

[arianagrandesource]

June 1st: Ariana’s comment on a fan’s Instagram post

[kevinskeller]

Surprise Bitch (2018)

[toxicmp3]

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[hoebutmadefashion]

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

[thebigblackwolfe]

The Son: Scorpio, Libra, Leo

The Mom: Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius

The Dad: Virgo, Capricorn

The Girlfriend: Pisces, Cancer

Dan’s instigating ass: Aries, Gemini

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

[dripping-adorableness]

Sitting there like 😊😊😊😊😊😒

[str8stylin]

[kamalahq]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[dinuguan]

[mcmangos]

these are the only two human emotions

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

fans: “hey JK Rowling! was there ever a trans student at Hogwarts?” JK: “why yas m'huntys her nickname around Hogwarts was… *uses the i’m feeling lucky feature on google* Ms. Evelyn Swordfish and she would twirl and dip down the halls and was a sassy Slytherin! glad you caught on? fans: *eats it up* JK: and… she was black ;) fans: *shit themselves into the 6th dimension*

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