Smarty🤓

But first, coffee. Partner and Engineer at Stark Industries. ⚡️Rp

[harperspiller]

[jcnginkim]

soft veggie…. (⺣◡⺣)♡*

[pearltiare]

anything heart-shaped, blush pink, or involving roses……. I will gladly accept

[sharmans]

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[serialjekyller]

Not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic!

[justmuses-blog]

“I think she’s brave. I think that nobody has ever believed what she could be capable of. All her life, nobody was listening.”

— Lauren DeStefano, Sever  (via ohmacbeth)

[catalinasalvadore]

Who's trying to get white girl wasted tonight?

[clementinesus]

ME ME M E

[catalinasalvadore]

LET'S GET TRASHED AND DO SOMETHING WE'LL PROBABLY REGRET IN THE MORNING

[clementinesus]

YES YES I AM HERE FOR THIS

[catalinasalvadore]

Who's trying to get white girl wasted tonight?

[clementinesus]

ME ME M E

[clementinesus]

YOU'RE STUNNING

NO U

[rory-stark]

NO, YOU.

[clementinesus]

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

[rory-stark]

BRING IT ON SHORT STACK.

[clementinesus]

SHORTSTAC- HOW DAREEEEEE YOU

[rory-stark]

I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE

[clementinesus]

YOU ARE /SO/ LUCKY WE ARE NOT IN THE LAB RIGHT NOW I WOULD LASER GUN YOUR ASS SO BAD

[rory-stark]

THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE LAB MY EYEBROWS GOT SINGED OFF I WILL NEVER GO BACK IN THERE.

[clementinesus]

I TOLD YOU TO WEAR THE GOOGLES BUT YOU SAID THEY WERENT FASHIONABLE YOU KNOW WHATS NOT FASHIONABLE HAVING NO EYEBROWS

[clementinesus]

YOU'RE STUNNING

NO U

[rory-stark]

NO, YOU.

[clementinesus]

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

[rory-stark]

BRING IT ON SHORT STACK.

[clementinesus]

SHORTSTAC- HOW DAREEEEEE YOU

[rory-stark]

I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE

[clementinesus]

YOU ARE /SO/ LUCKY WE ARE NOT IN THE LAB RIGHT NOW I WOULD LASER GUN YOUR ASS SO BAD

[clementinesus]

YOU'RE STUNNING

NO U

[rory-stark]

NO, YOU.

[clementinesus]

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

[rory-stark]

BRING IT ON SHORT STACK.

[clementinesus]

SHORTSTAC- HOW DAREEEEEE YOU

[clementinesus]

YOU'RE STUNNING

NO U

[rory-stark]

NO, YOU.

[clementinesus]

OKAY RORY NO ITS YOU FOR SURE I’M ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP

[clementinesus]

YOU'RE STUNNING

NO U

[mrsreinhart]

HALEYS HAIR OMG

SHE AND IT LOOKS BOMB

[clementinesus]

Okay, guys it’s not funny anymore. I have my dream job and dream house now who’s gunna take one for the team and take me on my dream dates.

[clementinesus]

I am no longer a Stark Industry intern but am now not only a engineer but partner!

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

Go, Clem! That's awesome! You're going to invent some really cool stuff. Can you make jetpacks a thing? Oh, and hoverboards? Flying cars, maybe?

[clementinesus]

Thank you, Peter! And you betcha I'll definitely have them in the works!

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

Please tell me you'll let me be a beta tester.

[clementinesus]

Absolutely! You're also probably the only one who could survive the unsafe conditions 😅

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

When you put it like that...you're absolutely right! Danger is my middle name.

[clementinesus]

and this is why I use you to test anything new! Of course I would never put you in REAL danger!

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

Of course not! It's just very realistic simulated danger! The only time I've ever been in any real danger with you around was the last time I ripped my suit.

[clementinesus]

Exactly! And I was only PARTIALLY responsible for that time 😅

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

I may...or may not have...ripped it again. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, HONEST.

[clementinesus]

PETER WHAT? YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL! Let me take a look.

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

The villain guy had really sharp hook things and he was not very friendly.

[clementinesus]

Let me take a look at you first to make sure you're okay! Then I'll look at the suit!

[clementinesus]

I am no longer a Stark Industry intern but am now not only a engineer but partner!

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

Go, Clem! That's awesome! You're going to invent some really cool stuff. Can you make jetpacks a thing? Oh, and hoverboards? Flying cars, maybe?

[clementinesus]

Thank you, Peter! And you betcha I'll definitely have them in the works!

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

Please tell me you'll let me be a beta tester.

[clementinesus]

Absolutely! You're also probably the only one who could survive the unsafe conditions 😅

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

When you put it like that...you're absolutely right! Danger is my middle name.

[clementinesus]

and this is why I use you to test anything new! Of course I would never put you in REAL danger!

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

Of course not! It's just very realistic simulated danger! The only time I've ever been in any real danger with you around was the last time I ripped my suit.

[clementinesus]

Exactly! And I was only PARTIALLY responsible for that time 😅

[theneighborhoodspiderling]

I may...or may not have...ripped it again. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, HONEST.

[clementinesus]

PETER WHAT? YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL! Let me take a look.