Cleo KamiKoroshi

@cleo-crow

Local god killer and trader of illeagal items, feel free to send an ask or two! || May be annoying with asks, just trying to get introduced!

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Heh, hello all! Here to buy something? Perhaps a knife or two?

Whatever it is, whether killing your greatest foes or backstabbing a best friend, Cleo Kamikoroshi will be here to help!

Just don’t ask certain questions and you’ll be fine!

Tag Guide: > #cleo crow; talking, other deeds, and art done of me! > #kamikoroshi family trinkets; Family business and shop items for trade. > #OOC talks; Out of Character awareness spread and/or Out of Character talking

*shuffle shuffle* Hey, you, interested in some totally legal trade?

#pinned post #cleo crow #kamikoroshi family trinkets #OOC: the shop is just for funsies so don’t take it that seriously.

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Hm… you seem interesting! Not at all like that Trinket guy I sold off my shop, heh. I’ve seen plenty of different alternatives, let’s say, of you throughout my travels and decided to speak to you specifically. I do not have any peace offerings, having given them to.. someone… but all the same, your deeds are respectable. Maybe we could kill gods together in the future with your weird murder boyfriend?

[@cleo-crow]

No.

Damn. Okay. Bit rude ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nefarious-exclam

Hey. I’ve heard of your evil doings from.. around… and am kinda impressed. I’ve killed a few gods in my time, so I can appreciate what you’ve done. I can give you this Vile of Hunters Poison that I traded off of one of your.. uh, friends? I guess? As a peace offering! Maybe we can kill gods in the future together.

*shuffle shuffle* oh! I have an old god-killing knife as well. This one’s fancy! Take this as well. *Hands over a fancy looking knife with galaxy themes and star charms hanging off the end for showmanship*

[@cleo-crow]

UM. THANKS? DO YOU WANT ANYTHING IN RETURN..?

Nope! Just passing by and thought it would be nice.

Just killed a god with some Grimace Shake. Thanks again for that trade, I’ll be trading what remains to weary travelers! It’s expired, extremely effective, and very valuable if you have enemies in need of brutal death. Or if you feel like it… a nice afternoon drink, perhaps?

#cleo crow #kamikoroshi family trinkets

Those Atrociraptors being revived are close in progress, so if you want a pet murdersaur come up and make a reservation!

help me- I found a weird ass snail demon on my way to kill Satan and no one’s buying it help me help- I’ll take anything for it I just want it out of my shop

[From @cleo-crow]

Why would I buy a snail?

If it were something like a rabbit I’d be more interested 🃏

It’s cursed help

I’m not touching that 🃏

shit

help me- I found a weird ass snail demon on my way to kill Satan and no one’s buying it help me help- I’ll take anything for it I just want it out of my shop

[From @cleo-crow]

Why would I buy a snail?

If it were something like a rabbit I’d be more interested 🃏

It’s cursed help

Uh….. I found this cursed thing on my way to hell to kill Satan, and it kinda distracted me? Anyone willing to take it off my hands..? Please?

IM DESPERATE ITS WALKING ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR HELP ME

#cleo crow #kamikoroshi family trinkets #HELP ME GOOD FUCKING CROWS HELP

*Cleo aggressively breaks down the door.* oh shit, sorry. Anyway, would you happen to have poison? I’m in desperate for some that could possibly kill one or two gods, I literally just ran out and they kinda realised that and may or may not be coming for me- what would you be interested in from the trinkets I’ve collected? *chuckles nervously*

[From @cleo-crow RP blog] (OOC: Trying to get introduced to other RP blogs and am also lonely and have a god killer crow in my attic, so-)

*slightly startled by the door breakdown, but quickly composed again* Ah, welcome! I'm not an expert in poisons, so I can't confidently say just how potent the few that I do have in stock are, especially since it seems you've got some... lofty plans. Let me get them from the back real quick! Also, can I just get a general overview of these trinkets you mentioned?

of course. I have plenty of weird.. legal items! Let me find them real quick….

*Cleo flies away for two seconds, before appearing again with a bag*

Here. Let’s see… I have perfume specifically for hiding the smell of someone’s walls, a knife for god killing which is a family model, floral oven mitts from the side of the road… and newly obtained items, like some leather and metal scraps. Do any of these interest you? I have more somewhere if they don’t.

Let's see here... I'm interested in the perfume and also the knife, though it sounds like you might need that one right about now. As for my side of the deal...

... *rumble, rumble* ... this thing again? ... hmm, actually ...

I've got some hunting poisons here, though I believe if you distilled them, they might achieve the required potency. I'll sell them for 3 gp per vial. Also, and I realize this technically isn't a poison, this food item slash potion called a Grimace Shake feels like it isn't fit for consumption anymore, which might just fit your use case. Hence I'll be selling it at a discounted 12 gp. What do you think?

I can trade the knife, actually! I make them custom, and can make more at any time. Not many people come to my alleyway- uh, shop, so I’m sure it’ll be in stock forever anyway. Hmm… these hunting poisons would probably work for a little. I can trade my custom knife for one and pay the price for another..

Is that a Grimace Shake? Damn, didn’t know you actually had god-killing shit! I can buy that for sure! What do ya say about the deal?

Ah? Well then let's see, you get two vials of hunting poison and the Grimace Shake, while I get the God-Killing Knife, the Wall-Concealing Perfume and... *a slight moment of contemplation* 14 gp. Does that sound like a deal?

Perfect, actually! And just the leftover savings from my fathers pass-me-down garbage money… thanks for taking it off my hands! *Cleo hands over the God-Killing Knife, the Wall-Concealing Perfume, and 14 gp and takes the other items* Have a nice day! Hope to do business again eventually!

(OOC: Images provided are hand-drawn by yours truly)

*Cleo aggressively breaks down the door.* oh shit, sorry. Anyway, would you happen to have poison? I’m in desperate for some that could possibly kill one or two gods, I literally just ran out and they kinda realised that and may or may not be coming for me- what would you be interested in from the trinkets I’ve collected? *chuckles nervously*

[From @cleo-crow RP blog] (OOC: Trying to get introduced to other RP blogs and am also lonely and have a god killer crow in my attic, so-)

*slightly startled by the door breakdown, but quickly composed again* Ah, welcome! I'm not an expert in poisons, so I can't confidently say just how potent the few that I do have in stock are, especially since it seems you've got some... lofty plans. Let me get them from the back real quick! Also, can I just get a general overview of these trinkets you mentioned?

of course. I have plenty of weird.. legal items! Let me find them real quick….

*Cleo flies away for two seconds, before appearing again with a bag*

Here. Let’s see… I have perfume specifically for hiding the smell of someone’s walls, a knife for god killing which is a family model, floral oven mitts from the side of the road… and newly obtained items, like some leather and metal scraps. Do any of these interest you? I have more somewhere if they don’t.

Let's see here... I'm interested in the perfume and also the knife, though it sounds like you might need that one right about now. As for my side of the deal...

... *rumble, rumble* ... this thing again? ... hmm, actually ...

I've got some hunting poisons here, though I believe if you distilled them, they might achieve the required potency. I'll sell them for 3 gp per vial. Also, and I realize this technically isn't a poison, this food item slash potion called a Grimace Shake feels like it isn't fit for consumption anymore, which might just fit your use case. Hence I'll be selling it at a discounted 12 gp. What do you think?

I can trade the knife, actually! I make them custom, and can make more at any time. Not many people come to my alleyway- uh, shop, so I’m sure it’ll be in stock forever anyway. Hmm… these hunting poisons would probably work for a little. I can trade my custom knife for one and pay the price for another..

Is that a Grimace Shake? Damn, didn’t know you actually had god-killing shit! I can buy that for sure! What do ya say about the deal?

New hand-crafted item in stock!

Special perfume for hiding the scent of you being in someone’s walls! Perfect for any occasion, scented like… *sniff sniff* ….I don’t really know what that is, but it’ll stop you smelling like walls!

#cleo crow #kamikoroshi family trinkets

*Cleo aggressively breaks down the door.* oh shit, sorry. Anyway, would you happen to have poison? I’m in desperate for some that could possibly kill one or two gods, I literally just ran out and they kinda realised that and may or may not be coming for me- what would you be interested in from the trinkets I’ve collected? *chuckles nervously*

[From @cleo-crow RP blog] (OOC: Trying to get introduced to other RP blogs and am also lonely and have a god killer crow in my attic, so-)

*slightly startled by the door breakdown, but quickly composed again* Ah, welcome! I'm not an expert in poisons, so I can't confidently say just how potent the few that I do have in stock are, especially since it seems you've got some... lofty plans. Let me get them from the back real quick! Also, can I just get a general overview of these trinkets you mentioned?

of course. I have plenty of weird.. legal items! Let me find them real quick….

*Cleo flies away for two seconds, before appearing again with a bag*

Here. Let’s see… I have perfume specifically for hiding the smell of someone’s walls, a knife for god killing which is a family model, floral oven mitts from the side of the road… and newly obtained items, like some leather and metal scraps. Do any of these interest you? I have more somewhere if they don’t.

#cleo crow #kamikoroshi family trinkets #Also yes memes are perfect #I do not care lol

Found some old floral pattern kitchen oven mitts on the side of the road… uh, they’re kinda dirty but still work? Anyone willing to trade me some materials for ‘em?

#cleo crow #kamikoroshi family trinkets

if you are a killer of gods then are you immortal

[@trinket69]

dear trinket..

I am the horrors. The darkness. The one who stole the last cookie. I am forever lasting. I can blow up the sun.

that does not answer my question

*ties you up* Found a trinket on the road, trading them for some poison or metal scraps! Very good at being a roommate, tying to train tracks, and various other duties for yourself! Feel free to contact me for any further information on this totally… not sentient…. object…

I am not an object I would kill you but that wouldn't be logical since you are possibly immortal but do know my opinion on you is NOT SILLY RIGHT NOW!!! 3:<

shut it- I can sell whatever I want >:[

LITERALLY TAKING ANY TRADE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY GET IT OUT OF MY ALLY-I MEAN TOTALLY LEGIT SHOP

wylde-lore--deactivated

I'll take it off your hands. Name your price.

I’ll do 5 metal scraps and metal poles, maybe some leather if you have any.

wylde-lore--deactivated

*gives them the materials*

Great! Thanks for the trade! *Hands a very struggling and angry Trinket to them* Have a good day, come again!

wylde-lore--deactivated

Thank you very much.

*walks off, @trinket69 in tow*

No returns. :]

if you are a killer of gods then are you immortal

[@trinket69]

dear trinket..

I am the horrors. The darkness. The one who stole the last cookie. I am forever lasting. I can blow up the sun.

that does not answer my question

*ties you up* Found a trinket on the road, trading them for some poison or metal scraps! Very good at being a roommate, tying to train tracks, and various other duties for yourself! Feel free to contact me for any further information on this totally… not sentient…. object…

I am not an object I would kill you but that wouldn't be logical since you are possibly immortal but do know my opinion on you is NOT SILLY RIGHT NOW!!! 3:<

shut it- I can sell whatever I want >:[

LITERALLY TAKING ANY TRADE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY GET IT OUT OF MY ALLY-I MEAN TOTALLY LEGIT SHOP

I HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS A PERSON THIS IS OPPRESSION AGAINST WORKER DRONES YOUR DINKY ALLEYWAY SHALL BE SUED

Tell that to JCJenson.

reselling a worker drone without a permit or direct affiliation with JCJenson (In Spaaaaace) could be considered illegal activity

however you are immortal so I doubt laws apply to you

AND I AM NOT A MONSTROSITY

I think

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@dr-wylde bought you. Leave. Get out.

if you are a killer of gods then are you immortal

[@trinket69]

dear trinket..

I am the horrors. The darkness. The one who stole the last cookie. I am forever lasting. I can blow up the sun.

that does not answer my question

*ties you up* Found a trinket on the road, trading them for some poison or metal scraps! Very good at being a roommate, tying to train tracks, and various other duties for yourself! Feel free to contact me for any further information on this totally… not sentient…. object…

I am not an object I would kill you but that wouldn't be logical since you are possibly immortal but do know my opinion on you is NOT SILLY RIGHT NOW!!! 3:<

shut it- I can sell whatever I want >:[

LITERALLY TAKING ANY TRADE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY GET IT OUT OF MY ALLY-I MEAN TOTALLY LEGIT SHOP

wylde-lore--deactivated

I'll take it off your hands. Name your price.

I’ll do 5 metal scraps and metal poles, maybe some leather if you have any.

wylde-lore--deactivated

*gives them the materials*

Great! Thanks for the trade! *Hands a very struggling and angry Trinket to them* Have a good day, come again!

#cleo crow #Kamikoroshi Family Trinkets

if you are a killer of gods then are you immortal

[@trinket69]

dear trinket..

I am the horrors. The darkness. The one who stole the last cookie. I am forever lasting. I can blow up the sun.

that does not answer my question

*ties you up* Found a trinket on the road, trading them for some poison or metal scraps! Very good at being a roommate, tying to train tracks, and various other duties for yourself! Feel free to contact me for any further information on this totally… not sentient…. object…

I am not an object I would kill you but that wouldn't be logical since you are possibly immortal but do know my opinion on you is NOT SILLY RIGHT NOW!!! 3:<

shut it- I can sell whatever I want >:[

LITERALLY TAKING ANY TRADE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY GET IT OUT OF MY ALLY-I MEAN TOTALLY LEGIT SHOP

wylde-lore--deactivated

I'll take it off your hands. Name your price.

I’ll do 5 metal scraps and metal poles, maybe some leather if you have any.

#cleo crow #Kamikoroshi Family Trinkets

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