all ye exclam face against ME

the villainous addition to the exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe. the FOIL of the HEROES OF EXCLAMANIA! THE HIGH WIZARD OF EXCLAMATION KINGDOM!

[nefarious-exclam]

YOU DARE TRAVERSE INTO MY NEFARIOUS WIZARD TOWER?

Learn the rules, foolish traveler, for I am NEFARIOUS EXCLAM! Make no mistake, I am not @monster-bestiary , the Supreme Exclam of all things Monsters, but I am TWICE AS EVIL and THREE TIMES AS NEFARIOUS!

HEED MY WARNINGS, AND BEWARE MY DUNGEON!

#nefarious deeds: ALL THINGS ON MY BLOG BY ME THAT ARE NEFARIOUS AND EVIL! (And those that do not fit into the FOLLOWING TAGS!)

#monster summoning: BEASTS HAVE HALTED YOUR PATH! WILL THEY BE FRIEND OR FOE? IF MY WARRANTY HADN'T EXPIRED THEY WOULD ALL BE FOE BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE MONSTER BESTIARY GAVE ME "LESS FOUL" MINIONS THAN I WAS EXPECTING!

#evil reblog: I, THE WIZARD OF EXCLAMANIA, WILL REBLOG ALL THINGS EVIL AND NEFARIOUS!

#brews and potions: DASTARDLY POTIONS AND SPELLS TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES! THEY COME WITH A PRICE, SO BEWARE!

#evil landscapes: WILL YOU FIND YOURSELF IN ACID SWAMPS OR BOILING LAVA PITS? WHO KNOWS!

#nefarious asks: MY LOYAL MINIONS CONVERSE WITH ME!

#foiled again: SEND ME A NEFARIOUS ASK TO GLOAT YOUR VICTORY! REAP THE REWARDS!

#rewards: EARN YOUR RIGHTFUL REWARDS FOR EITHER DEFEATING ME OR DOING AN INCREDIBLE NEFARIOUS AND EVIL ACT!

#dastardly queue: MY EVIL QUEUE TAG! WEHEHEHEH!

#the wizard speaks: HEAR ME SPEAK!

#not rpg: posts that aren't part of the gimmick

#the sun saga: that time THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD extinguished the Sun.

#interrobang war: that time I went to war against the Interrobangs

#bedrest saga: after the magic toll of shrinking the Sun, fighting off the ice people, unshrinking the Sun, and briefly going to war, The Nefarious Wizard is on magical BEDREST.

#nefarious art: fan art :)

NEFARIOUS-EXCLAM IS AFFILIATED WITH @mercury-lurks! ALL COMMENTS WITH THAT USERNAME ARE FROM ME!

Part of the Exclamation Point PFP RPG Blog Cinematic Universe founded by @status-updates , including @deathscreenmessages , @loading-tips , @monster-bestiary , @bossfight-messages , @dailyquests , @mission-board , @advancement-made , @character-selecton , @item-shoppe , @glitches-and-bugs , @buffs-window , @beta-leaks , @evil-loading-screen , @magic-foraging-tooltips , @unused-questline , @war-causing-interrobang @small-cat-npc @collectibles-menu , @character-profiles , @rpg-partylog , @shady-item-shop , @unskilledpoint , @redacted-exclam , @percontation-mark , @shitpost-mods , @cmd-semicolon , @ultrakill-style-bar-updates , @big-bad-evil-guy , (a bunch of fuckin others I can't keep track of), and of course me, @nefarious-exclam

Any asks about speeding up arcs, spreading drama, personally attacking mods, or constantly wanting [character] to meet some other person will be deleted.

[nefarious-exclam]

[Nefarious pulls down his sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses, squinting at a calender.]

TWO years, huh? Wowie.

[He checks a watch.]

...still good on my retirement! Merry Late EPPRBCU Anniversary!

[exclamvision]

Hello to my WONDERFUL audience¡ So nice to see you again, even if you don’t know who I am. But I do¡ Eye see all, hahah¡ And if you can’t read the bio, don’t worry, I gotcha covered at the end of this little intro.

Tonight on today’s news¡ The tagging system:

Live in Exclamania - The hottest gossip, the latest deets, all that and more as we tell you the going’s ons in an alternate telling of the Exclamania you know and, since you bothered to check out this channel, hopefully know and love¡

Audience Participation - Ask your favorite host~ (me) (Cass) about Exclamania, or heck, I won’t turn down something about me~.

¡nterviews - Talking with Exclams themselves¡ Whether from where we’re reporting from somehow… Or from the place left behind.

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Casanova Cable

Genderfluid, uses mostly he/neos.

“Hello hello¡ Welcome one and all to my WONDERFUL show~¡ Tonight on today’s blog tomorrow, me and my wonderful team will report the goings ons in Exclamania, so stay tuned…

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// DSi System here, who (most notably) owned Terro, Adonis, and Tyria! It’s been a bit, huh?

I felt bad that since the big uh. Debacles, to put it lightly, everything pretty much stopped. So here we are! A fresh new !cu blog in 2025 to just have some lighthearted fun.

Before anyone asks — no the Discord is not public, PLEASE keep things SFW, and any ask about the exiled members will be deleted bc we’re not comfortable answering those.

It’s good to be back. <2

[nefarious-exclam]

WEHEHEHEH!!! I, THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD (LOUNGING ON MY BEACHSIDE CHAIR WITH A COCONUT ADORNED WITH A COLORFUL DRINK UMBRELLA) HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT!!!! I MAY BE A WIZARD RETIRED (HAPPILY MARRIED AND LIVING IN A MAGIC CONCH SHELL ON THE BEACH) BUT THERE ARE OTHERS WHOM ARE NOT!!! GO ASK ABOUT THE NEWEST INSTALLMENTS OF THE DISCORD !CU!!!!! DEVS KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THE YOUNGINS THESE DAYS.

[affricative--collective]

how much suffering do i have to go through before i can be forgiven?

none. do better in the future.

none. you'll never be forgiven.

as much as you caused others.

it will never be enough.

none of the above.

Voting ended onNov 17, 2024

[trudle-the-faerie]

You don't get forgiven for grooming kids. You especially don't get forgiven when you proceed to go after more kids after getting ousted for doing it in the first place. I hope you're suffering as much as you say you are.

[nefarious-exclam]

Hi Kschwal. Taking the Smnio route to try to sympathy card your way into making people try to help you when you were a literal child predator? On a Thursday? Come on man. You'll never be fucking forgiven, don't be like this. Cope and seethe pedo.

[dailyquests]

is it true that jame7t owns this blog

yurrr

[advancement-made]

Advancement Made: "Hoyl shri whay tge fujc"- Cause a Grammar Nut to make several Accidental Typos

Advancement Made: "Limited Necromancy"- Temporarily Raise a Blog from the Dead

[nefarious-exclam]

TIS I, THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD. I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING! ☝️😁

[unaliver]

I'll unalive you

[hiveswap]

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

[unaliver]

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

[nefariouswizarder]

heh heh heh….

[unaliver]

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

[nefariouswizarder]

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

[unaliver]

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

[nefariouswizarder]

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

[unaliver]

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

[nefariouswizarder]

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

[unaliver]

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

[nefariouswizarder]

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

[glamourrock]

The love story of all Timer

[nefarious-exclam]

I've been replaced...

[character-profiles]

Last Union Update:

We couldn't come to an agreement. Oh well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't worry though, way too many people care about the project for it to go anywhere! A few of us intend to go private with our characters, but for the most part its still on [tumblr]. It depends on if the blog runners are comfortable writing publicly or not. There may be a blog made to keep you guys up to date on those who decided to take their stories off [tumblr], but if not, it'll likely be on this blog!

Which gets me to my next point, it is highly likely I'll have Prof go private as well to some degree, but this does not mean I'll stop posting! This blog has acted as a pseudo-hub for information, lore, official art, fanart, and announcements in the epprbcu, and will continue to try and serve this function along side the collective mod blog(@epprbcu). Prof may also return to [tumblr] for specific interactions. There are also the drones and BEACON for specific conditions, but that isn't really important.

"What about your other characters?" Doc', Phys, and the Dittos will remain on [tumblr] for the most part. My currently inactive blogs will remain inactive, as I don't really have any plans for them currently.

As for the discord itself, there is a new server with a different way of managing things. It is also going to be closed from the public, so new members will more than likely be refused entry. Sorry! For those who have been around for a while, but never joined the original(you dodged a bullet. Several, in fact.), feel free to message me for either an invite to the new one, or to just get updates on any important developments going on in the server.

That is all for now! -Mango, mod of character-profiles

[nefarious-exclam]

This is a message to the FUTURE NEFARIOUS!!! If you are reading this I have a few QUESTIONS!!!

1. How is Select doing?

2. Have I taken over the world yet? I think I should have done that by now.

3. Does Status owe me any more money?

TOODLE-OO! EXCLAMANIA'S FIRST TIME TRAVEL ENDS HERE!

[status-updates]

I don’t think I do.

[nefarious-exclam]

There is no actual FUCKING WAY this post came out of the queue NOW. OH MY GOD???

[nefarious-exclam]

This is a message to the FUTURE NEFARIOUS!!! If you are reading this I have a few QUESTIONS!!!

1. How is Select doing?

2. Have I taken over the world yet? I think I should have done that by now.

3. Does Status owe me any more money?

TOODLE-OO! EXCLAMANIA'S FIRST TIME TRAVEL ENDS HERE!

[character-profiles]

In regards to EPPRBCU

I think we can all agree this is overdue. Several members of the EPPRB community have come together and formed an agreement, a union of sorts, to force some overdue changes regarding the problems of both the discord server, and how we’ve been treating the community aspect of this project as a whole.

As of now, the demands should have been publicized and we invite any members of the EPPRBCU community, whether or not they are in the discord server, currently in the EPPRBCU, or planning to join the EPPRBCU, to hold off on contributing to the EPPRBCU project until we have confirmation our demands are being met.  I, of course, will be partaking in the union’s actions and will be waiting to relay information about the situation in the discord server to those of you who are interested in the ongoings of the community as a whole. As much as I have loved writing for this silly project and its community I can’t see the project continuing the way it is now without major active changes in regards to how we’ve been treating each other.  To reference Anton’s argument, there have been cases of people committing acts that would get others banned, but somehow still being present. There is also the point of how some of us, Anton included, are reckless and biased, saying harmful things that are unnecessary and unwarranted. Anton, as much as she brings up valid points, actively contributed to the problem and has proven to be unwilling to improve his own behavior, thus the refusal to let him back in. In regards to Anton’s situation; He left of her own accord, we just chose not to open the door again.  This should, hopefully, be the last time I say anything regarding that specific situation. As for Entropy, Mod of DeathScreenMessages, the amount of say the community has allowed them in regards to the issues and various incidents going on in the community has proven to be ill-placed and must be adjusted accordingly. Individual members must recognize that while we are a community, parasocial behavior and complete reliance on others is an issue we have not been taking as many measures to prevent as we should have.  We were warned about these issues by Mewo almost a year ago, who remains ever justified in their stance regarding the server and has been proven correct in his assumption time and time again. This will be harsh, especially coming from me, someone who still wholeheartedly believes the project itself is not only capable of being continued but also worthy of it. If the project dies because of this, then it was never meant to exist as it did.

[nefarious-exclam]

The Nefarious Wizard comes back from the dead to back the official EPPRBCU Union!

[nefarious-exclam]

This has been coming for a long time, I think, and while I was hoping I could hold out until the one year anniversary at least, I'm pulling out of the !cu.

This has really nothing to do with the server situation, I just got bored and roleplaying and Nefarious, Pheriya, and Jordan felt so much like a chore even before the new year that I was considering leaving. I stayed because I wanted to get things closed up and arcs involving me finished, but with the last arc I had planned effectively dead in the water, there's no point to me staying anymore.

But I'm not leaving without giving you closure. The plan was always to have Jordan be redeemed and for them to join Selfarious, raising their kids together. It just never panned out, but rest assured everyone got their happy ending.

I've had a blast rping as a punctuation wizard, from killing the Sun to getting married and everything in between.

The blogs will remain up for archival purposes, but this will be my last post.

BYEE!!!!

[status-updates]

[This applies to a very specific and obscure self-made fandom. If the abbreviation "EPPRBCU" means nothing to you, get lost.] There's far to

[I made a Uquiz for which Status you are.]

[the password is 42]

[if you notice any errors no you didn't]

[post-shooter]

I got status 6

...somehow

[magical-experiments]

least accurate quiz ever /lh

[nefarious-exclam]

THERE ARE EIGHT NOW???

[nefarious-exclam]

….It’s time, Love. Everything is in place. I left notes and pictures for the kids, Jordan said they’d take care of them.

…I left a message for mom too.

@character-selecton

Very well, my dear. Let's get this over with, shall we?

[character-selecton]

[It nods]

[nefarious-exclam]

So, where are we going to meet him? I should hope he wouldn't come here and destroy the Tower.

[character-selecton]

The giant oak at the center of the forest

[nefarious-exclam]

Walk with me, then?

[He holds out their hand.]

[character-selecton]

[Sel takes his hand, gazing at them lovingly]

[nefarious-exclam]

[He gives it a kiss.]

[character-selecton]

I’m scared.

[nefarious-exclam]

I am too. But I'd rather die right by your side than anywhere else.

[character-selecton]

I agree. I love you.

[nefarious-exclam]

I love you too.

[character-selecton]

….are you ready?

[nefarious-exclam]

I am.

[character-selecton]

Let’s go.

[nefarious-exclam]

[They head off.]

[character-selecton]

….do you think we’ll make a difference?

[nefarious-exclam]

We will.

[character-selecton]

I love you.

[nefarious-exclam]

I love you too.

[status-updates]

Notice: the next Sisyphean Saturday will be May 4th, 2024.

[status-updates]

SISYPHEAN SATURDAY!!!!

[glitches-and-bugs]

Whoops it's another

Emergency Post

Except it's not life threatening or anything.

My binder as of like, maybe 10 minutes ago, busted. I can't afford a new one this month and I can't go out without one unless I wanna be hella dysphoric because I have a large chest.

Here's my Ko-fi

ko-fi.com/starshinesoda

Please share if you can, this trans man needs some serious help.

(Also if you have any binder recommendations I would love to have some)

Any dono above $20 can DM me with proof and I'll make you a commission of anything you want. I just don't do mecha, but I'll do OC and Fandom stuff.

[glitches-and-bugs]

I very suddenly can't afford food either so that ups this post to an even higher need. Please help if you can. Reblog, donate, anything.

I'll draw your fav character, your fav pony, you, you WITH your fav character, just help a brother out. I am Begging.

[is-this-plural]

The epprbcu. There's like a hundred people and there are more systems than singlets active

i was so close to trying to join the epprbcu but i never got a chance. yeah thats plurla

[similar-blog-showdown]

Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@thegimmickblog vs. @nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs vs. @copy-counter vs. @gimmick-thief vs. @wildcard-completionist vs. @ditto-ditto vs. @gimmick-mimic vs. @gimmick-thief-thief

@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@colourpickingpride vs. @colorpicked-pride-flags vs. @colorpickedprideflags vs. @color-picked-pride-flags vs. @color-picked-enby-flags vs. @color-picked-trans-flags vs. @colorpickedpride vs. @danganronpaprideicons vs. @osemanverseprideflags vs. @wof-pride-flags vs. @starrailprideflags vs. @city-of-colorpicking vs. @colorpickedstates vs. @knyprideflags vs. @colorpickinglesbian vs. @soniclesbianflags vs. @colorpickingpride vs. @colorpicking-pride vs. @proseka-colourpicked-flags vs. @colorpickedpokemon

@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements

[nefarious-exclam]

VANCE BETTER WIN!!! GO VANCE!!!