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cleo | 6/2/17 | noob lifter (ꈍᴗꈍ)

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My favorite sign from the Women’s March.

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Cereal box tip

Hey guys! I love using the cereal box tip for shoplifting small items and would recommend trying it anyplace cereal is sold. I prefer Target!

Step 1: Obtain a basket. Step 2: go to the cereal isle, get yourself a big family sized box of anything. Step 3: open the cardboard just slightly on the cereal and check to “make sure everything looks good” and leave the flap open Step 4: continue shopping, and snag some lipsticks, mascaras, or jewelry Step 5: as the smaller makeup items are in your basket, slip them into the cereal box and make sure your arm creates the blind spot. If you do this quickly, it’s extremely hard to catch. The basket, your hand, and the large cereal box will hide your actions from view. Step 6: once you’re satisfied, go to self checkout and click “i do not want to bag this item” THAT WAY you can hold onto your cereal box filled with stolen goods and you don’t have to weigh it or have it be handled by an SA

Will post a pic shortly!

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Reblogging 

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I dig it!!

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I DONT HAVE ALOT OF FOLLOWERS BUT YALL REBLOG THIS

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“i prefer target” bitch u wild wtf

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Great technique to hide clothing and gain space in your bag !

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This is also a good technique for bringing stolen items into your home without suspicion. And also, if you have a car, having one or several of these stored in there means quick and tidy outfit changes while you’re out lifting. It’s a neat and non-suspect way to house several disguises while on the go.

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Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda

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I luv it

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Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse?

[cryptokitsch]

if you do this you will straight up be permanently warped into another dimension

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reblog this with the first thing you ever stole

i’m interested to see how different/similar we all are

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Drug store nail polish

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Neopets stuffed animal

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A pair of floral fabric shorts

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eyebrow razors

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here’s my method for concealing if anyone is interested & I’m using a f21 bag

• start by picking up two of the same item (one decoy one you are going to lift)

• put one in your hand that is on the side with your bag

• while your other hand is holding the decoy, (you can put it back or if u wanna be rly sneaky grab another one so you can have two again and then put both back later) palm the item and slip it in ur bag in between the handle

hope this is clear and tell me if I need to work on it! (sorry it’s so dark my bathroom lighting is terrible)

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GREAT POST!!!! this is one of my favorite ways to lift small make up items and it’s even better if you drape a jacket or outerwear over your arm while you do it so it’s even more hidden!

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Yes! I’ve been doing the jacket thing lately too and it makes it easier to hide bigger items until you can slip it in ur bag

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When dressing rooms count..long post

So, this is my technique for when dressing rooms count and even hang your clothes up in the room like they often do and @nthropologie. What I do is as soon as I walk in there I start grabbing stuff and usually an employee will ask me if I want to start a fitting room and I say oh yes please sweetheart. Then I continued to add stuff. I add as much as I possibly can and if asked why then I chuckle and make a joke because I’m often wearing something fancy and have my makeup well done and my hair well done and say that I only want to disrobe once if possible and typically we have a good giggle because I use that old-fashioned word.

Then I make sure that I bring something or sometimes MULTIPLE items that are incredibly expensive and that I do not want. And I make it a point for me to go out to the big mirrors near the fitting attendance area and try it on and look at it and all and then I put it back. If she’s not paying attention then I do try to grab stuff from the discard rack. But if I don’t have that then I’ll simply hand off some other items to confuse the count on the door. Sometimes this works and sometimes it’s doesn’t. because if you have a manager attending the fitting room then they will use the dry eraser and Mark your current count. And that case I go on my gut and either abort or take a risk. It all depends on what my gut says. The last time I did this I got a good-sized haul. My method is one of confusion. I’ll ask as many questions as possible. I’ll grab stuff too small or too big and see if they have it in the back. Basically I will try to run them ragged. And not in a rude way. You need to be polite because all they are doing is their jobs. And I’m giving this tip out because this is what normal customers do at fancy stores. This is a normal and expected Behavior. But of course, being entitled and rude won’t help you so be as sweet as possible. I’ve done this with great success so far and hopefully that will continue. But that’s how I deal with it whenever they not only count but also hang the items up in the room to make sure there’s nothing hidden or double hanged. If they hang your items up and you’ve attempted to double hang then you need to quickly say oh I’m sorry, I was trying to make an out fit and just kind of innocently giggle. Now with @nthropologie which is the main store I use this at but there are others but this is more of an @nthro specific tip, I conceal what I need & put everything their hands or leave in the dressing room and then I get out. Obviously each time I do this I’m disguised as a different person and a different Persona and I stay away from a while if I’ve gotten a lot. Sometimes I only leave with one shirt. The last time I left with over $600 worth of stuff. It all depends on your gut and luck.

I don’t know if this help anyone or if this tip is already out there. Take this with a grain of salt as this personally works for me and may not work for you. Also, you can typically tell if a manager is doing the fitting rooms. They will be more thorough and it’s just easy to recognize. You need to use your gut and common sense when doing this. There have been plenty of times when I have left with nothing. Hope this helps. Stay safe.

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!!!!!!

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Okay so a few months ago three of my cousins reallllly wanted a puppy from this pet store but they were like teacup yorkies or something I don’t really know but the dogs were like $400 a piece & there was no way in hell I’d ever pay that much for a dog & their adopted parents wouldn’t either SOOOO me, my ex, two friends of mine came up with this genius plan and I’m about to explain it to you.

I took my cousins in the pet store (three 6 year olds) & told them to pick out the puppy they liked & they picked a tiny one with a yellow collar so I took a picture of it & we left. Three days later the four of us pulled up in my car and my ex and I went in first and strolled around like normal customers for about ten minutes just looking at toys & stuff for our about to be free puppy.

After those ten minutes one of my friends came in alone and the other sat in my car waiting for me to text her to pull up. There were two SA’s in the store at the time so we waited (not letting the SA’s know we knew each other) and when another customer started talking to an SA my friend distracted the other one by asking about one of the pets in the front, at that time my ex blocked the the only camera in there while I slipped into the back room where they keep the puppies and I slipped the one in the yellow collar into my jacket & came back out within like 30 seconds and then we all left at the same time and jumped into my car & took off before the SA’s new what happened

& that folks is the story of how my cousins got a dog named Papaya

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Goals.

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Holy shit

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me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

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Rules for School

1) Never go to school looking anything short of your best.

2) Keep all of your binders, notebooks, folders, etc. organized.

3) Do your homework every day. If there is no homework that day, study anyways.

4) Never eat at school. This is your time to stay away from food.

5) Bring a reusable water bottle and keep it filled all day.

6) Always carry perfume, oil blotters, and makeup. Keep yourself tip-top all day.

7) No pajamas or clothes that make you look frumpy.

8) Maintain good grades. Anything less than A in not good enough.

9) Make friends so you don’t look like a loser sitting by yourself everyday.

10) Play teachers pet. Teachers and professors are the people who choose if you will get scholarships when you graduate. Teachers and professors are the people who bump you up from a high B to an A just to be kind. Take advantage of time between classes to suck up to and befriend them.