Skank of the Nile

"Plus your wearing a sailor shirt, bitch you don't own no boat, sail yo ass out of my house!" - Tiffany Pollard

[flawlessvevo]

*drinks water once*

me:

[netpets]

[spencerdowning]

When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

[punacceptable]

[puffple]

I’M KINKSHAMING PLANKTON

[xqzs]

helpful tips

[phylliscoppolino]

[chubcakes-blog]

What a good sheep selfie.

[juanzerker]

Hangin out with the fam. #blessed

[neatpotatoes]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

[glitterweave]

me as a flight attendant 

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[dulect]

[enticed-by]

when ya homegirl reading tf outta somebody and you just sitting watching like 

[lowkey-extrovert]

When the manager tells the customer the exact same thing you just told them

[56blogsstillcrazy]

LMFAOOOOOO NOOOO HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GUN

[blairwaldorfisawhitefeminist-de]

[hoodandfabulous-deactivated2014]

[piperelizabeths]