ROCKET

"I'm not a raboon either!" "I am Groot." "Raccoon, whatever." Indie/selective mcu RP

[trashpandarocket-blog]

flcralbonnet:

   “Just in case I somehow lost me the reins on this conversation —- we ain’t testing it out on me, right?” Paired with a friendly laugh, jovial and ready to stray sideways into cautious or maybe panicked, depending which way the barrel swings.

“Not if you can pick out another target in the next five seconds.” He’s kidding. But the guy doesn’t need to know that.

“I’m countin' down. Five!” Better think quick, humie. “Four—!”

[murdock]

We are Groot.

[trashpandarocket-blog]

He's just going to slurp obnoxiously until you pay attention to him. - obscenegesturealert

Rocket’s ear twitches with every loud slurping noise, a telling tight coil to his tail, and the rise of his shoulders as he keeps on working on his current project and does his best to ignore the loud-ass Star-face.

But, outside of setting traps or planning an escape, patience has never been one of Rocket’s best qualities.

“Hey, cut it out, Star-munch! I’m tryin’a work here!”

The next annoying slurp is followed by the loud CLANG of a cog bouncing off of Quill's temple.

@obscenegesturealert

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beskerm:

— Rocket makes a fair point. Or at least; it’s a seed planted in the brain of a sentient that grows with the passing moments between them. What if that was the case? What if they really were begging them to escape, and for what purpose? Groot taps at his chin before he points to the cell door. “ I am Groot. ”

He glances at the door. “What? You think they’d actually do that?”

There’s no middle ground here. Every maximum security prison in the galaxy likes to think they’re impossible to break out of. So there’s really only two possibilities. Either they took Groot and Rocket’s records into account and still thought they were better than the 23 other prisons, and have taken some measures to prevent an escape attempt.

Or they didn’t bother and they’re just that stupid.

In any case, they shouldn’t have put him and Groot in the same room.

[tony-starkesarchive]

An Angry Little Tree

[humbledestroyer]

This isn't a hug. He's just sitting on your shoulder. And his paw is on your head. And he might be holding on. For balance's sake.

It’s totally not a hug, but he’s got his hand up, placed at Rocket’s back for additional support while Rocket sits upon his shoulder, and steadies. With Groot still a small child, Drax had become the highest perch. 

        So it definitely doesn’t count as a hug. Nope. -winks-

@trashpandarocket 

[oceluna]

[iamnevertheone]

You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else! What’s so wrong with that?

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flcralbonnet:

@trashpandarocket

      “ — well, there’s something you don’t see every day.”

He sees a lot of things you don’t see every day. ‘Verse is a big place and there’s some odd things in it; further you towards the border planets, odder they get. 

      “Don’t mean t’be soundin’ rude, but – that a double-trigger plasma-modified quad cannon?”

“You got a good eye, humie.” He also didn’t ask what Rocket was expecting, but that’s just a point in his favor. They’ve taken a break from guardian-ing lately, and he is bored.

“How 'bout we test it out?”

[goosterbold]

a very sacred terran ritual. also, if something’s small and colorful, groot thinks it’s a bug, and he WILL try to eat it (and starlord will be too much of a dad to do anything about it) 

[iamnevertheone]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 in theaters May 5

[trashpandarocket-blog]

godforsakenthing:

He considers telling him no, for all of about ten seconds. But the way Dean sees it, he’s going to take the beating for this anyway, might as well earn it for his trouble. 

“Fine. But you better make it worth my while.”

He steps across the room with a sigh, lacing his fingers together to give the other a space to stand and be lifted onto. 

Rocket watches as the guy actually makes a step for him with his hands, and his ears twitch curiously, something like amusement in his eyes. Well, he did ask — he just didn’t expect to be taken so seriously.

“Uh huh. Sure thing, baldie.” He’ll deactivate the collar around the slave’s neck the second he’s done.

Without wasting another second, Rocket leans down on all fours and jumps up to land easily on the man’s shoulders. Which leaves him just at the right height to open the circuit panel and raise a little hell.

“Don’t move.”

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boredgunslinger:

“…–”

       “Note to self: Get a better lock for the door. Preferably something tiny hands can’t pick– And don’t think you can distract me with your tiny plant buddy and his big doe-eyes, too. I wake up and there’s a bolt missing, I’ll personally feed you larvae for breakfast.

        –wait, you don’t like eating bugs do you? This threat doesn’t work if you do.”

“Eh. They’ll do in a pinch.” He’s not what anyone would call picky, when it comes to food.

“Y’know, you shouldn’t underestimate Groot. He’s a cute distraction, yeah, but he ain’t a bad thief either. He’ll cut your toes off in your sleep an’ you won’t even notice.” It’s a little disturbing, to be honest. “Just ask Yondu.”

[didntmeantomutiny-blog]

           “ …they killed all my friends. ”

                         >>independent, selective Kraglin Obfonteri<<

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beskerm:

A jail cell shared ( he had thought they’d know better; but he supposes — only so much one can do when a place is full ). He sits on the bed on the opposite side of the room, and grins. It’s a familiar setting. “ I am Groot. ”  

// @trashpandarocket wanted a big grootie!

Rocket hops onto his bunk and sits back against the wall, looking at his friend with a grin that is all teeth.

“Yeah, you’d think they’d know better by now.” It’s not like their criminal records have an impressive number of prison breaks or anything. “D’ast idiots — they’re practically beggin’ us to escape.” 

[oceluna]

[helloimamazing]

Cleopatra, Anthony and Cleopatra - William Shakespeare