Here There Be...

...not dragons, unfortunately. Our landlady was most displeased with us.

[lefantasyland]

[clerricalerors-blog]

MRW someone is in my seat for lecture. 

[fetch-arts]

Haven’t actually posted this here myself, but this was my entry in the Lackadaisy Halloween contest! I’m still so happy I was able to make the runner-up

[clerricalerors-blog]

Wanted to give this fan-art for Lackadaisy a shout-out! I love everything about it and it gives a little more insight into one of my favorite characters.

[blackcanarys-movedblogs-deactiv]

[zooophagous]

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

[sinnamonrollsolo]

fuck that was deep man

[clerricalerors-blog]

I have always wondered what the reason is for angels having wings. As it turns out, it is to stop them from driving, which I found out during some particularly sketchy driving maneuvers in a busy intersection the other day. With her as my guardian angel, it’s truly a wonder I’ve lived this long.

( I was merely giving you some extra encouragement to get your driver’s license. No one died. Funny panicked expressions were made. We’re good. - The Angel )

[imagesofinnocence-deactivated20]

Demons were like genies or philosophy professors — if you didn’t word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (via imagesofinnocence)

[lady-feral]

Clothes that are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry: welcome to THE CHAIR.

[clerricalerors-blog]

And then once you need the chair, it’s just an endless cycle of moving them between the chair, your bed, and possibly the floor, because putting them away would make too much sense and be too much work.

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[bookofoctober-deactivated201908]

[alecsgrg]

Perfect reflection | ( by Philipp Heigel )

[clerricalerors-blog]

Italian anyone?

Today in a staff meeting, one of my coworkers described an article as having “layers of problemasticity”, and in fact there were so many that the whole thing was a “lasagna of problems.” 

And then of course we immediately devolved into talking about lasagna and ogres and onions.

[taliesyne]

[clerricalerors-blog]

Fight the Fairies

Friend: *upon finding his laptop charger in his backpack after using university computers all day* "Oh fuck me! It WAS in here."

Me: "Maybe the fairies took it."

Friend: *looking skeptical* "Fairies?"

Me: Yeah, you know when things go missing but you find them exactly where they're supposed to be even though you've looked for it there multiple times? They attribute it to fairies taking it."

Friend: "I attribute it to my dumb ass."

[clerricalerors-blog]

MRW It’s Been a Loooooong Week of Classes

[clerricalerors-blog]

Liberal arts institutions are the collegiate equivalent of 'hold my beer'.

The Bitch Witch

[eternally-cynical]

People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.

Terry Pratchett (via eternally-cynical)

[clerricalerors-blog]

Bones: That was my sarcastic voice.

Kirk: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Bones: I’ve been told that.

[meolog]

alley of longing