QUOTE WALL
I’m a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style
Is he goated with the sauce?
Tubbo, are you an indie white boy with a little bit of swagger busting it up crystal style?
What the fuck Richard
At the farmers market with my so called girlfriend, she hand me her cell phone says it’s my dad, man this ain’t my dad-This is a CELL PHONE
I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDD
Don’t be rascist I am a building
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
Ricky when I catch you Ricky
You ain’t gonna wake up bro
CAUSE YOU BEEN HIDING BRO
It’s wizard time motherfucker
FIREBALL
Melanoma
Mela no ma’am
I’m in my girls ear like
IF JESUS WAS AN SCP
WHICH IT ISNT
HOW WOULD THE SCP FOUNDATION CONTAIN IT???
Sorry I fucked your husband
A FUCKING DIVORCE
Pick up babe new continent just dropped
He did suffer from mild.. sniff.. what is that… sniff.. BLADDER INFECTION
Cas, stop smelling the dead guy
WHY
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
NO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yesterday was Tuesday right? BUT TODAY WAS TUESDAY TOO
WITH AN ATOM BOMB
WITH AN ATOM BOMB
WITH AN ATOM BOMB
WITH AN ATOM BOMB
Who always pays their taxes?
NOT BATMAN
Blink blink blink
Blinkity blink blink blink
Beezlebub? Not happy? BUT THERE ALWAYS SUCH A HAPPY RAY OF SUNSHINE
I’m not interested in you like that
Look at the state of you 👏👏
We’re his band five directions
North
South
East
West
UUUUPPP ✨✨✨
That’s a mood Gabriella 💅
I hate Vietnam
Lily honey we don’t hate-
I hate vietnammmmm
YOU DONE MESSED UP AIDEN
HOW
DARE
YOU
DETECTIVE DIAZ
I AM YOUR SUPERIOR
OFFFICERRRR
RON WEASLY
HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR
I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED
YOUR FATHERS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK
AND ITS
ENTIRELY
YOUR FAULT
IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE
WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME
YOU WANNA FIGHT?
ILL FIGHT
YOU WANNA PLAY?
WE’RE PLAYING UNCLE JOHN
Yeah take it away earl!!! 💅
I want a cheeseburger
This is a special soup called Fuh
You told me not to say that word
Wdym no?
I mean no wanna hear it in Spanish?
✨💅NOH💅✨
NO NO NO NO NO
WAIT WAIT
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY
I’m sick and tired of this grandpa!
WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD
YOU CANT DO THAT
IM A VIRGOO
YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME
REBECAAA ✨✨✨
PAAAAINNN-NUH
And they were roommates
Oh my god they were roommates
WHAT ARE THOSEEE
They are my crocs 💅
Hi my names trey
I’m a basketball game tomorrow
My dog stepped on a bee
Would you like a cup of tea?
Have a cup of tea
Would you like a cup of tea?
I want you to have a cup of tea
I’m incredibly sorry because I have nothing to say other than would you like a cup of tea?
A new ✨BLUE✨ passport
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DONT GO IN THE WEED CAVE
Oh mein gott! Zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!
KNIVES ARE JUST ANGRY SPOONS
How good is the science here? Get a load of this, I’m dead.
Just wanted to let you know, after decades of research and testing we have finally transformed into a being of pure light.
…….
Go team-
Flex the thighs it makes it go down easier!
I spent my bus money on drugs, drinks and a sausage roll 😔😭
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, listen to me-
No, no, I am sick of your fucking bullshit bitch. I want- I want a moth and I want one now.
I WANT A PET MOTH AND I WANT TO NAME IT ✨clementine✨
What you saying?
I was gonna say; is all this because I didn’t tell you my excuse to leave shlatt?
It-well- yeah- that- that contributed, yeah.
Would you like me to be completely transparent with you?
Yeah, what did you tell shlatt.
…
I told him I was pregnant
…
We’re gonna need another forest-
Sigh..oh boy… oh god.. that man has.. that man has what? Thirteen million subscribers?
…
This is what you’re doing in your free time?
…
You have thirteen million subscribers and this- this right here, ladies and gentlemen, is what dream does in his free timeee.
The bread bridge is not political, it is simply bread.
How did the guy with no friends win
Hey! I can fly!
HE CAN FLY HE CAN FLY HE CAN FLY-
…
Well I guess Grian can fly..
Fuck you
Fuck you!
Deal.
THE QUEEN
THE QUEEN IS DEAD
MY PHEROMONES ARE FUCKED
We maybe gay but we’re not gay for each-other.
WE’RE NOT???
Wait, wait, I have to do this:
Mumbo, does the moon look bigger to you?
I’ve been tricked, scammed and quite possibly bamboozled.
Hey shroud
Don’t you dare ignore me
This is your father speaking
Mother has died
Due to catastrophic lung failure in the heart
We are very sorry for your loss at PUBG corp factory
Have a good day!
Father
It appears the birds have arrived- We must run
The crows are coming
So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?
9/11!
Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.
Robin Williams!
Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?
Robin Williams on 9/11!
Alright, we've heard from these guys, uh, let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.
The offices of Charlie Hebdo!
Okay, seriously, sir, I just need a location.
Ferguson, Missouri!
Germanwings cockpit!
Okay, I heard Starbucks!
No, you didn't!
Nobody said Starbucks.
Alright, Starbucks! Okay now, who's in the Starbucks?
Bill Cosby!
You people are monsters.
We're giving you the tools, buddy! Come on, make some fucking comedy
Swearing is a sin, you’re going to H-E- double hockey sticks. Im going to tell my mother on you.
…
My dad has pictures of your mother naked-
What is “C” for?
C4 is a fucking explosive?
-
What is “C” for?
C is for cock-
-
What’s your costume?
The Cookie Monster
What is “C” for?
…
Cookies
You know, you’re talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs each priced about 762 pounds on the black market.
…
Pop.
IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME-
Blows up pancakes with mind
My fucking pancakes-
*EXPLOSION*
Ding Dong
Who is it?
Umm who is it?
Say it’s- say it’s the tax people
It’s taxes!
You can’t come in
…
Tell him we’ll fuck and kill his entire family if he doesn’t let us in.
…
We has cookies-
So I was thinking we could- *gets punched* ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I like the colour grey
“My mum didn’t feed me today” (quackity)
I believe I can fly
“Why are you British? Die-“ (Tommyinnit)
Oops I fell in a ditch
“Did I stutter? Stupid bitch-“ (sapnap)
I found a shell
“Here I go. Down to hell.” (Ranboo)
I have a flat tire
“WE DIDN’T START THE FIYAH” (Tubbo)
I like the number four
“I’m a gay dinosaur” (George)
I didnt order fries
“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES” (techno)
Look at my new toy
“SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYY” (Wilbur)
Ow my back
“JUMP IN THE CADDILAC” (Tomuno mars)
Marshmallow
“HELLO” (karl)
Why did you take it away
“I DIDNT WANT A NUTTY PIZZA TODAY BECAUSE IM ALLERGIC TO NUTS” (tommy)
What can I do now that I’m seventeen years old?
Illegal substances
Laugh at sixteen year olds
Cry-
“Oh yeah baby
Demon time
Get a demon in ya
Ya know i love demons
Demons and ghouls
And goblins and demons!
Ooh yeah baby!
Where are they?
Theyre in hell.
Theyre in hell baby
I love demons
Yeah baby theyre in hell!
Demons and all that jazz!”
This is so well written.
Witnessed, checkmate, gotcha.
If it pleases the court I’d like to say that my opponent is talking shiiit
Im fucking with you, your honour
ARE YOU SAYING I’M DUMB??
Sir, can you spell economy?
Of course,
..
A-
It feels like i’m a kid and my parents are arguing about not wanting me
…
Ive had times like that
Ive sat on the stairs whilst my parents shout in the kitchen about not wanting me.
…
If it makes you feel better, wilbur, ive never had that
Ah, finally, the poison, here drink that.
..
now why would i do such a thing. I aint never heard of no drink called poison
..
Its high in vitamin B
What does the B in vitamin B stand for?
..
bRoke
Ladies and gentlemen, we have stolen the bible.
Shes dehydrated, we need to get this fever down now.
…
I have the answer: water.
My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.
Was this before she abandoned you?
Yes it was.
🎶Some day when youve gone extinct🎶
Shut up sid
🎶STOP hey hey whats that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground!!🎶
Stop singing sid
Someone doesnt like the classics 🙄
IM SUCH AN IDIOT
N-no youre not an idiot!-
I MISS MY DAD
O-oh thats deeper than I wanna go..
2 to the 1
To the 1 1 3
Please get Tommyinnit off my screen
Mr. Whenthewhen knows whats fucking
I made you a pound cake!
I want to pound your cake...
As ive always said:
“I am my- fuck i mean uh- i am always the cooking-est at ungodly hours.”
-me, when i was drunk with my dad once
Wait a minute, how did this happen? we are smarter than this?
Another happy landing
Oh no, im not brave enough for politics
My allegances the the republic to the democracy!
Hello there.
Good job
So uncivilised
Oh i dont think so
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
I slapped a fly off my friends leg and tried to say “There was a fly” and “it was in your leg”
Ended up saying “ITS A LEG”
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, wax play, genital spanking or even kicking.
Me a year ago: IM A FREAK 😭
Me now: I’m a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 😏
BACK IN MY DAY MAMMOTHS AND SID THE SLOTH AND SCRAT ROAMED THE STREETS! CAN YOU BELIEVE- CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS USED TO ROAM THE STREETS OF NOTTINGHAM AND MANSFIELD!?
BIG FOCKIN WOOLY MAMMOTH USED TO WALK OUT HOUSE AND FOCKIN WREAK HAVOC ON TOWN.
NOW! WHAT ARE WE SCAWED OF NOW!? WORDS AND KNIFE CRIME. BACK THEN WR WERE SCARED OF THIS.
SHut UP tUBbO YoU Own LaND
“HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN??”
“Probably because im a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence”
“Oh”
“I dont understand how you keep forgetting that”
We have a confession to make, we made up those songs on the spot.
Also we killed a man six years ago in nebraska.
We wanted to feel like god!
Father ive found our pube and now we may rest
Now we may lay down our weary heads. Our pubis has been located
…
Live boy live! Breathe yer air, breathe yer air lad! Dont succumb to the bloody lack of oxygen!
..
Keep yer ‘ead up lad, keep yer ‘ead up king.
.
Yer crown- yer crowns falling off
“If you dont like my tuna casserole your a retard and a liar, or worse, a vegan”
-brandon rodgers
Everybodys always like “Fran howd you bag a baddie, howd you bag a badddieee”
I didnt bag shit
My gf picked me up from my neck and threw me over her shoulder and ive been in it ever since
And i aint got any plans of getting of it any time soon.
rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Snap back to reality oh there goes gravity
I’d get on my knees for Ranboo
To pray
And nothing more
Just wholesome praying
To the lord, the son and the holy ghost
Head shoulders knees and toes
Up your nose
And strike a pose
AAAAAY MACARENA 🕺🕺✨
Lets begin, this story needs an ending.
..
A HOMOSEXUAL-
Roses are red, life has no meaning, this entire gc is just sad homosexuals screaming
[pacing around the room like a grizzled alcoholic detective] I think those two guys fucked
Im bisexual which means im attracted to anyone who can beat me in hand to hand combat
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Betray, belittle, boytoy
Malewife, manslaughter, mantitties
MY MOM DIED, MY DOG LEFT AND MY DAD CANT FIND THE MILK OR SOMETHING. ITS PROBABLY JUST IN THE BACK OR SOMETHING ITS REALLY HARD TO FIND I BET, IDK THATS WHAT MY MOM TOLD ME BUT NOW SHES DEAD
Ranboo: why did you spell it like that
Tommy: because i’m 😍 not like 🤪 other people 🤫
Tubbo: i hate you right now.
Tommy: i think 💭 you 😳 should suffer 🤗
Tubbo: tommy….
Ranboo: this is real right? not a hallucination???
Tubbo: sadly no Tubbo: tommy i’m disappointed
Tommy: i am 😉 simply 🤔 built different 🥴
I will trans your gender
Neo your pronouns
End your bloodline
‘When there’s 10k on the line go fucking wild’
-tsun zu, art of war
or some shit like that I don’t know I don’t read real books anymore
These four people create the perfect friend group, which one are you?:
1: No I can’t have coffee with cream, it makes me shit my pants
2: DONT BE A PUSSY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA LET MILK CONTROL YOUR LIFE?? OH YES DADDY MILK I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY
3: hey, you don’t have to drink that. Stop trying to make people shit their pants.
4: Oim harry styles, sorry, you said you shit in your pants??
“Can he say the f-slur?”
Yes, i will take him to olive garden. (When youre here, your family) We will have a lovely conversation over penne alla vodka. I will hand him the pass. (Straight people, yes, there is a physical pass, we just dont tell you about it) and in exchange he will hand me a wedding ring 😊
If i wasnt doing homosexual, i would deadass be a power ranger. On my mama
YOU LEAVE CATS OUT OF THIS YOU DOG LIKING HEATHEN
My balls are in her court
Well, you've bitchslapped the embryo, so.
Noooooooooo my orb :(
Just because it's the apocalypse doesn't mean we don't have to obey traffic laws
(balancing stool on head) Notice anything . . . ✨different✨ about me??
I suggest vehicular homicide, but! Instead of a vehicle, we use 🍝pasta🍝
You've been hit by! You've been struck by! A car
My mayo sandwich has thawed. My god, that's the whitest sentence I've ever said
I suffer everyday for what. Girlish whimsy?
I am the WORLDS PRETTIEST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING CROSBOW
*writing in my diary with a pink glitter pen* i am losing my sense of humanity
*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe
*barely contained lust* she is so fucking pathetic
Oh my god Sonic! Hes on the camera- sorry, I love sonic. You think ‘Whats the fastest thing alive’ probably a bugatti veyron, oh wait, no. Theres this blue hedgehog and guess what? He’s fucking fast mate. Usain bolt hasnt got shit on him which is quite impressive really given hes a big fella- hes a grown man and guess what he is? An insect or someth- no- eh- eh- sorry-
How does it feel to he the worst cop ever?
Shut up your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos.
…
You fucking take that back
Hey
Hey
How old are you?
Thirteen
DAAANG YOU DIDNT GO THROUGH PUBERTY YOU EVOLVED
All men do is betray Technoblade eat hot chip and lie
For I am Kokomi leader watatsumi-
girl shut your goofy ass up, WASSUP YALL ITS YALL BOY CHILDEEEE-
(feliz navidad)
(He can fly)
(You cant just say perchance)
(Netherite thats the way to go)
(Lice song)
https://youtube.com/shorts/zekM8MdoU3w?si=kdBSsBzrYAOYIPXh and https://youtube.com/shorts/KT-OskD4gj8?si=muxrLhIF-sTCzJND
(Elmo)
https://youtu.be/AcMdh8V6g8U (MY fucking spirit animal)
https://youtube.com/shorts/IhUImzMURhA?si=5Q6u4trembS4-Ptt (celine dion wap)
https://youtube.com/shorts/jXuGDYUNL_w?si=vDEFXlvuKgdq11Io (GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY 👺👹
Mum: (having a breakdown)
Stepdad: (having a hissy fit)
Sister: (asleep)
Step brother: (looking for his ball)
Me: Windy today innit?
Real talk: if i was in mlp and was an earth pony id be pissed asf
Mfs used to play hide and seek and be like “Im not even hiding” when they were caught like bro tf is you doing under the car then
I have no type of school spirit. Fuck the school, fuck the students, fuck the desks too
Always some kind of fucking temperature
No babe i love when you say a bunch of shit that doesn’t make sense
Id gas up my girl for anything, she be running over curbs and shit id be like ‘hell yeah babe, you a bad bitch who dont need no fucking roads.”
The amount of cookies ive watched the cookie monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick
Walks around house looking for scissors whilst making a scissor motion with my fingers
Just saw a very stoned man in asda looking at the selection of crisps saying softly “theres too many of you..”
Anyone else get that “i never expected you to swear” shit from random people you’ve spoke to maybe like once
She said she wanna fuck i said gee willikers
My toxic trait is simply not doing things i dont want to do
…
I am suffering mathematically
Since the tender age of two i have been scared of everything due to everything being so scary
If it pleases and sparkles with all the girls, i’d like to begin the trial of Kyle
Sunshine sparkles, your honour
…
Wendy what do these words mean
I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND
Posideon quivers before him!
FUCK OFFF
Just walked past a teen who anxiously said to his friend “baddies will be there, right?” And his friend sighed and said “we’ll see.”
“I asked ChatGPT —”
Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo
We love mid-orgasm dabbing gorilla with anime girl legs
Dont you think its so weird how we all sleep differently? Like, I sleep on my side. Hyper sleeps on his back, trayham sleeps with everybody
SAPNAP I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE THAT YOU HAVE I WILL EAT IT
I WILL ACTUALLY FORK AND KNIFE MEDIUM RARE EAT EACH SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN
They are all- IM EATING EM
JESUS CHRIST
I ACTUALLY WILL ISTG
Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Okay.
Me: And make out during the scary parts.
Th- The scary parts. Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Charlie
Yes?
Wheres minecraft?
Yes.
Hey fuckers, i’ve had no sleep and im running on murderous rage, horny thoughts and 7 lines of coke. Who we murdering today?
Im running in two hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts and an oreo. Im either gonna fight god or become him
SILLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH HIS ARMS IN THE AIR
SILLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH HIS ARMS IN THE AIR-
Get out of here.
…
SILLY MOTHERFUCKER
LOOK AT HIM
Officer, I dropkicked that child in SELF DEFENSE, officer you gotta- you gotta believe me!
CHOKE ME, WHY DO YOU HATE ME, WHY DID YOU DO IT, IN THE LIBRARY, NEVER CHOKE ME AGAIN, THAT REALLY HURT ME, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, I AM NOW LEAVING THIS NATION
You’ve been rejected 27 times?
Yes.
Well, let me tell you, thats 27 people with no taste 🤠
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Quackity, I want to have sex with you
“That is NOT how you eat a cimmaninin roll.”
-cimmaninin rolls guy, may he rest in peace. Fly high king 🕊️
My husbandddd
I’m always thinking about him
We have been married for 67 years
Its a fact
Its a science fact
Bill nye the science guy was our officiant
Its true
Hey, fran wants to call C-CAHN we
Me: he fully just did that to look cool
Dad: aura farming
Me: yeah
Me: …
Dad: …
Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS-
FUCKING BANANAS
…
Home home
Hey, whats up, ugly? Looking bad today
…
My name is ghast and I promote bullying
"Hell is other people" quote from Jean-Paul Sartre
A very sorry christmas 1:24
Here at sorry burger, we- we musnt let a hard day get to you. You musnt let a hard day get to you
Im gonna he honest, its getting to me-
HERES THE DOS AND DONTS: PHIL OVER HERE ISNT LETTING A HARD DAY GET TO HIM, are you phil?
…
AAAAAAAAAAA-
At the end of the day it's not that funny is it? Because somebody could walk over that glass with their bare feet, and that person could be an orphan, cutting up their feet and also that's water that you're wasting
Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house
*ding*
Rob?
NAKED GRAMA
Naked- HUH!?
….I wouldnt wanna see that either.
*gets point*
WOOOOOOOO-
AD/HD:
I’M ON THE HIGHWAY TO- ooh look a butterfly
applejack’s in a coma, rarity’s being held captive by Mexicans, fluttershy’s in the nuthouse, and rainbow dash is dead
You guys arent my friends! My only friend is 40 ounces of 190 proof straight vodka. *starts chugging vodka*
…Thats impossible
*more chugging*
Fuck me- pinkie you are amazing!
Oh so your saying it’s illegal to kill yourself? What the fuck are the gonna do? Arrest my corpse?
I desperately need a t shirt that says “who needs balls when you can have cheese” like please I need that
My sister crying because mum isn’t at home
Me singing everything is awesome
Im gonna give you ten seconds to run, little boy, and after that the chase is on.
No ill pass
Ready? One, two- wait what?
I didnt run for my middle school pe teacher, what makes you think imma run for you?
If you dont I’ll fucking kill you bitch!?
Then do it, pussy boy!
And she was really mad
And French
So really dangerous ⚠️
Im like, a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so Im quarter bi! 😡
"Isn't this your 4th plate?"
"Isn't this your 4th husband?"
“Im sorry, women”
As a woman I forgive rodrick. He doesn't even need to finish his sentence, it's okay. He could run me over with his van and I would apologise
You mamma’d your last mia
You yee’d your last haw
You bingo’d your last bango
What colour is your blood?
Tasty
Do you believe in the monarchy?
I mean I used to hold a queen dear to my heart but uhmmm yeah these days the only queen in my heart is Chappell Roan
Look at this graph
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🎶FREEDOM ISNT FREE 🎶
🎶ITS A HEFTY FUCKING FEE 🎶
What does santa give a lesbian for christmas? A new carptet to munch on
music man: then just don’t
amnesiac: ah yes my favorite advice: just don’t
cottagepunk: sad: just don’t
resident simp: scared: just don’t
burnin’ love: tired: just don’t
gender stealer: my husband (/p) breaking out of their shell??
big crime: no egg breaking but yes
fundy soot: COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
slimey: AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
blood god: gotta gotta be down because i want it all
local cryptid: IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS local cryptid: (i’m coming too y’all <3)
testosteronie: HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS
dirty crime boy: IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS ONLY A KISS
parental figure: wilbur didn’t complain about spamming???
gender stealer: unheard of
dirty crime boy: mr brightside gets a pass
burnin’ love: you dramatic little hoe
monster energy kid: that’s a new one
las drogas: we do not slut shame
burnin’ love: not shaming just speaking
Pog through the pain
I wanna be a cryptid. Expect to find me at the skatepark at two in the morning
Mentally unstable tm is my new name, respect it
I wish to be a florida man. I want to eat a baby. I want to pet an alligator. Their lives seem so fun
Sometimes i think about running away in the middle of the night, never to be seen again, but then I remember that I couldnt make it 3 days because im a fucking dumbass
‘give a man a fish he’ll eat for a day teach a man to fish he’ll eat for a lifetime’
fucking stupid
give the man the fish and then teach him so he isnt fucking hungry nimrods
Just got told genderfluid people dont exist, guess im just a figment of your guys imagination, peace out or whatever
*fades into the void*
shoutout to minecraft mobs got to be one of my favorite genders
Why dont you shut your fucking mouth and look at wikipedia pages for sucking cock.
Alr gimme a sec..
…
Hey it says i need to have my mouth open for this one boss
the sun, the stars, the moon and mars
the earth, pluto, and that fucking car;
the stars again, then mars once more,
what the fuck are we doing this for?
my teacher tried to say that mental health can be controlled simply by how you think and that’s it’s all in your head
like no shit it’s in my head where else was it gonna be??? my dick???
fixing your mental health is just as easy as thinking positively??? holy shit that’s crazy. suddenly i don’t have any mental disorders at all
Like omg i’m so happy and completely fine now, never gonna have a depressive episode again
the self hatred i have from gender dysphoria??? doesn’t exist anymore apparently
Ft. @charliescornerscorner and @autophobiastar
