Greta and Carson❤

Gretson❤.

[alwaysanxiousrobot]

A League of Their Own | 1.03

[wheresmulder]

Things I've recently learned about D'Arcy Carden (mostly against my will):

Is 5'10"

Added the apostrophe to her name bc the smashing pumpkins

"I don't give a fuck about men [cackles] I don't care about them. I don't care about their opinions. I don't. fucking. care."

Can do a perfect Abbi Jacobson impression

Loved early American Idol

Waterpolo player/softball player

Is the funniest person living today

Can't run fast

Has a horde of lesbians (I am one of them)

Doesn't know where the camera is and doesn't care bc Theatre (joking)

Has to consciously count all the cameras (real)

Loves butts

Calls Abbi Jacobson "abigail" as a Nicholas name

Can make me laugh without even doing anything

Abbi: "Listen I didn't ever like... think that I would write a thing where I'm like falling in love with D'arcy but also... EVERYONE is in... like isn't she the... everyone that D'arcy meets... you LOVE her. You immediately fall in love." (put this on my tombstone)

Likes the Oakland A's

Was on Broad City

and the upright citizens brigade

Is literally so fucking gorgeous

The way she says "abbi baby"

Has gone by the nicknames "Big D" and "Big D Energy"

Was in Rats the Musical (drop a rat in the chat🐀)

When asked [verbatim] "what is your relationship with Marijuana: "I do"

When asked [verbatim] "on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you: "all the way or whatever"

Said ACAB

Knows what cunnilingus is

And so as you can see I have no choice but to be completely and totally head over heels in love with her ty for coming to my tedtalk

[proofinyou]

Thanks for saving my ass. I can’t believe it’s you.

[gretsonaloto]

D’Arcy Carden! 😍❤️🙃

[gretsonaloto]

UCB Maude Night with D’Arcy Carden as Belle.

[vintage-espionage]

So we all know the letter. Something about the original wording and grammar just didn’t quite fit the time period so I changed it a bit and created what I think it would have looked like (aka I spent 30 minutes choosing the right look for Greta’s handwriting)

Original for context:

[hellynas]

I feel like I’m screwing up my entire life… and I don’t know why. Everything that I have always wanted, no… But I’m not stopping because… it feels good.

Okay. Come with me.

D’Arcy Carden as Greta Gill A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (2022-)  1x01 - Batter Up

[vintage-espionage]

You’re on thin ice Prime… you better come through with Season 2

[luthqrs]

best girls <3

bonus:

[harkgriddle]

[futw]

Broad City - S02E05

A League of Their Own - S01E06

[moghedien]

I know I ain’t got no friends on this site because I haven’t seen a single person post this

[trihkru]

What about you? Yeah, I mean, if the league is going and if you’re here, there is no way I wouldn’t come back.

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN 1.06 | Stealing Home

[gretsondaily]

A League Of Their Own (2022-)

[onscreenkisses]

THE GOOD PLACE, 1x10 - “Chidi’s Choice”

[trihkru]

The way she’s looking at Greta here.

[trihkru]

Greta, hi, I just wanted… Um, to come in ‘cause I found, um, a rash… on me. And if you could come and look at it, that would be great.

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN — 1.03 “The Cut Off”