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My sister fixed the audio sync on the video and now here’s Lady Gaga taking my flowers but this time our mouths match the audio 😭

#the screen is like a second or two delayed in person #pulling the video from TikTok make the sync issue worse #but my sister unprompted fixed it 🥲#I was gonna try to do it when I had time later but she just did it and sent it to me #lady gaga

I need anyone who will ever go to Louisiana or any other gator regions to understand that eating alligator is a bit

Like yes I have seen alligator on menus at Cajun and seafood restaurants. No I don’t know anyone who has eaten it more than once or twice. I will eat some wild stuff and I know people who will eat wild stuff but I don’t know anyone who will see alligator on a menu and order it unless it’s as a joke and even then the joke probably wouldn’t go past suggesting ordering it

I’m not saying it’s terrible or you shouldn’t try it, but know that it is a bit for tourists and not something anyone is actually doing regularly.

Watching Lushious Massacr videos can be so dangerous because I’ll be like “imma put on a funny video to watch while I’m eating lunch” and then two minutes in you’re sobbing

#then you’re at an emotional high and it hard cuts and she screams ‘F-A-G!’ at you #the emotional roller coasters you go on

Anyway modern whales are so fascinating on their own but then you learn things about their evolution like how the first known whale species looked something like this

#prehistoric land whales are so special to me

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One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

eulers-babe

sorry this is the third time i’ve posted this. the comments are killing me. yes bigger than any dinosaur. whales are fucking huge

here’s a diver next to a sperm whale (they’re carnivores!)

here’s an orca (on the small side of whales!)

here’s a humpback (probably the most recognizable whale)

blue whales are larger.

moghedien

Crying in bed over whale videos, thank you for posting these

#me and my blue whale plush from IKEA in bed like: 🥹🐋#I love whales yall #I legit am probably gonna start planning my next big trip to somewhere I can try to go see blue whales #I saw humpbacks in Boston years ago and I miss them

love when I ask someone for a source for a claim and they just block me

#like this time I wasn't even being rude or mean?#like I looked into what they were saying and found that it appeared to be wrong #and I said that and was like 'I think you're actually confusing it with this other thing that does exactly describe what you're saying'#and then they double downed so I was like 'ok well I can't find anything that says that so if you have a source for it send it over'#blocked #like its ok to be wrong #no one is being mean to you by pointing out that you said something incorrect #or at the very least I can't find any evidence for being correct but did find evidence against it #and like honestly I don't care block me for any reasons whatever #I was just like actually checking to see if they had a source and then the messages just disappeared #and this has happened before!

love that German World Cup tourist guy that went to Atlanta and called the freeway a forest, ate at Waffle House and rated it 10/10, then went tubing

#the concept of anyone not from specific parts of the us tubing is wild enough #what do you mean this German tourist not only knew what it was but went

I have five chinese cave geckos and my male is so so bad at shedding no matter what I try to do for him, I had to make a humid box, toss some roaches in there, and let him have an overnight in the spa because this boy just will NOT peel himself

#he’s the little diva who needs more attention #I don't get why its the 1 male that has problems #while the 4 females are fine

Actually I do have a problem with those cartoony style cover for hyper sexual romance books and it’s like the inverse problem for me of people referring to everything as porn

Becauase my god those covers are so fucking unhorny they should be ashamed

Like ok ok ok half the time I see the discourse around this it’s people getting mad because they seem like they’re marketing “porn” to kids with those covers and like, that’s a stupid “think of the children” argument to shame grown adults for liking sexual content. And they’re clearly marketing to adults who have previously only ever been comfortable reading YA but that’s not even what I’m talking about and a whole other issue

What I’m talking about is those cartoony ass covers are so fucking bland that I would never pick one up randomly and give it a try knowing nothing about it, because it looks like such a bland hallmark romance and I want to read about fucking

Like we used to be a society. We used to have full painted bodice ripper covers with like tits and cock about to bust out of clothing. And it doesn’t even have to be that blatant you can make it horny and be subtle about it but modern every hyper sexual romance is giving 2010s indie graphic novel in the worst way. We used to make horny covers for porn and you knew it was gonna be horny porn when you looked at it. Now it’s so fucking boring and no one is finding that hot babes

As someone who has been out of the loop, why fuck rouses 👀 give me the tea fhdhdh

Baby the owner was at the Capitol on Jan 6 😭

BREVILLE ESPRESSO MACHINE LETS FUCKING GOOOO

#I knew I just had to wait out home goods lol

seinotaph

uwa... foul murder...

[previous chiikawas now available as sticker sets. also comes with vivec folded into an envelope.]

#this means so much to me #personally #tes #chiikawa

just made the best egg salad sandwich of my life by accidentally not boiling them for as long as I meant to

To the anon who asked about the Lafayette Aldi, there are two: one on Ambassador near Kaliste Saloom, the other on Louisiana right by I-10.

Both locations are fine, as far as Aldi is concerned. They close annoyingly early, which might be a standard Aldi thing. The Ambassador one has self-checkout, don’t remember if the Louisiana Ave one does.

info for lafayette anon

#my aldi (not in Lafayette but in louisiana) basically only has self check outs #there are technically a few normal lanes but they never have people at them #and theres usually not a line for the self checkouts anyway #but I also usually grocery shop at off hours so idk how they are peak #but I had someone check me out once and it was so stressful I'm never doing that again #like why were they so fast

saw your aldi post lmao! eyyy fello louisianian 👋

I hope we are all having a very happy flying termite swarm season

Hi I know you're getting a lot of aldi asks right now but if it isn't too much trouble would you be able to film and post the aldi cowboy ad? I really want to watch it but it's not on YouTube :(

literally don't know how you think I'd be able to do that like I can't will the ad to be served to me lol but someone posted a link to the videos on some version of the post thread. I think the casting agency posted it on their site or something so try googling it and looking for links that aren't youtube if you can't find it on the post

And I think the pearl necklace really completes the look

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