nimrod

i only wish you weren't my friend, then i could hurt you in the end

[cliffordskinks]

heyy,

so I'm here and emotional af (my bf broke up with me lol) & yeah so talk to me?

[radicalblossoming-deactivated20]

Felicite Tomlinson, 14 year old sister of One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson, laying some serious truth to a giant platform she has because of her brother’s success.

I only wish I was this eloquent and feminist-thinking at that age.

[fivesaucekisses]

No okay are you fucking kidding me??? That’s crossing a line. I don’t care who you are. You’re upset someone doesn’t bring you to an award show so you buy a ticket and go yourself??? To then post about it??? AND SUBTWEET THAT PERSON??? JUST TO SPITE THEM?!?!? Fuck. Shit. I didn’t realize I was in high school again.

[cliffordskinks]

That date went shit👎🏻

[cliffordskinks]

Hi guys! So I haven’t been on in like forever, but I have been so busy. I’ve started college again, & I’m looking at uni’s, I’m 18 now so I’ve been on the piss up most weekends & I also have a date soon✌🏻️ but I’m backk, so if you wanna request stuff that’s cool, if not that is also cool?

[cliffordskinks]

Hi guys! So I haven't been on in like forever, but I have been so busy. I've started college again, & I'm looking at uni's, I'm 18 now so I've been on the piss up most weekends & I also have a date soon✌🏻️ but I'm backk, so if you wanna request stuff that's cool, if not that is also cool?

[cliffordskinks]

I probably have the best twin ever

[cliffordskinks]

Tbf I'm kinda tipsy but I need boy/friend advice so bad if anyone is willing to give me it

[cliffordskinks]

Michael: EVERYONE 'SAY LUKE SUCKS BALLS'

Crowd: LUKE SUCKS BALLS

Luke: EVERYONE SAY.. 'THAT'S NOT– ..... ACCURATE'

[smashdrums]

I so wanna study music production

[5sos-au-imagines]

go do it! there’s such a variety of ages at uni you definitely wouldn’t be the only one, you’d rock it it would be fab

[cliffordskinks]

i do music technology at college and music production was by far my favourite unit 

do it, i had so much fun & i got to meet new people around the college that helped me & my group 

[feral-succubus]

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

[iamaslumberbatch]

why aren’t we taught this shit

[hottermelon]

[fenrispenris-blog]

…..this wasn’t obvious to anyone? What did you think your body was doing? Did you think the lining of your uterus just fell out of your vagina? And the cramps were what, for fun?

[aztechnology]

Considering how practically non-existent sexual education is and the fact some people with uteruses have so little knowledge available and actively shared about their body they don’t know where they pee from or that having large labias is normal, it’s probably safe to say, no, it wasn’t obvious. Nobody thinks you’re hot shit for pissing on people for not knowing something we’re rarely taught in-depth.

[handpickedhappiness]

I hate it when people get all ‘wow wasn’t this obvious to you guys, you’re pretty dumb’ about shit like this. Shut the fuck up you’re not helping.

[chicagosvirgo]

^^^^

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

I’m lowkey scared to date a girl from tumblr because she might have that tumblr mindset and it might be uncomfortable. Like you don’t have to give me head under a table in Denny’s, I just wanna eat my hash browns.

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Bruh

[sandyminn]

Lmfaooooooooooooo

[phhat]

SHUT UP

[color-me-bad]

😶

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[penis-hilton]

are y'all reblogging this for the accident or for the italian commentary

[iamdanialves-deactivated2023120]

This is a conspiracy to stop the fastest man on earth

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

random thingz about girlz that i like

pendants dangling from necklaces when they lean over 

how they brush hair out of their faces

little moles and freckles on shoulders and backs

how deep their voices can get when they’re truly just kickin it instead of trynna be professional or cute

how they just tell u where they got an accessory or part of their outfit if u compliment them on it

yoga pants booty

[littlegirllostexplores]

This post made me happy. Don’t know why. Reposting it cause happy and maybe it’ll make more happy out there.

[cliffordskinks]

this whole "liking a dude" isn't really my thing. how can people do it!? can't I just have my emotionless self back again & forget how much I hate him but really like him

[pr1nceshawn]

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

[northgang]