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INCOMING TRANSMISSION::         So last night I went out with a few people and holy shit man. I got to race one of those little cars kids usually get, I think they’re called bit wheels? I don’t even know to be honest. Mine was a Barbie one though and man it was FUCKING AWESOME. Anyways we had the bright idea to race these things down some big ass hill and kids let me tell you, that was worth all the pain I was left in cause the slow mo video we got of it looks super sick. Moral of this story, don’t race on fucking big ass hills that are paved. I’ve got a broken finger, some pretty bad road rash, and a sprained ankle. But man, it was so fucking a w e s o m e.

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Alternate season finale/bad ending AU where Charon wins, the Feds and News lose, and Locus and Felix catch a ride off-planet on the Staff of Charon while watching Chorus burn in the distance.

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halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences

CASTLE:       “I’m sick of all these people talking.”      “I’m already choking on my pride.”      “They wanna make me their queen.”      “There’s no use crying about it.”      “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.”      “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.” HOLD ME DOWN:      “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.”      “He told me I was holy.”       “He’s got me on my knees.”       “Hold me down.”      “This is what I live for.”      “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.” NEW AMERICANA:      “The city’s ours until fall.”      “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.”      “We know very well who we are.”      “What kind of dough have you been spending?” DRIVE:      “I can never keep my eyes off this.”      “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.”      “It never felt like home to me.”      “Would it really kill you if we kissed?” HURRICANE:      “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.”      “I held him captive by my kiss.”      “I’m a one night stand.”      “Don’t belong to no city.”      “Don’t belong to no man.”       “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.”      “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.”       “You could devastate me.” ROMAN HOLIDAY:      “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?”      “I remember the fear in your eyes.”      “The timing’s never right.” GHOST:      “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”      “I don’t like them innocent.”      “You say that you’re no good for me.”      “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.”      “I know I’m gonna leave him.” COLORS:      “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”      “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.”      “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.” COLORS, PT 2:      “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.”      “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.” STRANGE LOVE:      “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.”      “But the ending is the same every damn time.”      “They think I’m insane.”      “They think my lover is strange.”     “But I don’t have to fuck and tell you anything.”      “That’s the beauty of a secret.”      “They can’t believe I made you weak.”       “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.” COMING DOWN:      “I found god - I found him in a lover.”      “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.”      “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.”      “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.”       “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.” HAUNTING:      “Keep on haunting me.”       “I was pure as a river.”      “Now I think I’m possessed.”      “I’ve been cold since you left.”      “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.”      “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.”      “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.” GASOLINE:      “Are you insane like me?”      “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.”      “I think there’s a flaw in my code.”      “These voices won’t leave me alone.”      “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.” CONTROL:      “I sat alone in bed until morning.”      “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.”      “I’m meaner than my demons.”      “God damn right, you should be scared of me.”       “Who is in control?” YOUNG GOD:      “You know we’re gonna be legends.”      “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.”      “Do you feel like a young god?”      “My tongue is a weapon.”      “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.” I WALK THE LINE:      “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.”      “I find myself alone when each day is through.”      “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”

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rick & morty sentence starters (nsfw)

❝ like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office! ❞ ❝ don’t break an arm jerking yourself off. ❞ ❝ i mean, why would a poptart want to live inside a toaster? that would be like the scariest place for them to live. ❞ ❝ in reality, you’re as dumb as they come. ❞ ❝ i’m sorry, your opinion means very little to me. ❞ ❝ listen, i hate to break it to you but what people call ‘ love ’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. ❞ ❝ they’ll just fall right out of my ass! ❞ ❝ it’s okay to shoot them! they’re just robots. ❞ ❝ oh, i’m sorry! are you the scientist or are you kid who wanted to get laid? ❞ ❝ fuck this whole thing. ❞ ❝ this isn’t game of thrones. ❞ ❝ the answer is: don’t think about it. ❞  ❝ what are you looking at, motherfucker?! ❞ ❝ whoa, spoilers! i’m a whole season behind. ❞ ❝ you’re growing into a great big thorn straight into my ass… ❞ ❝ you’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but i made a mistake. ❞ ❝ i wish that shotgun was my penis. ❞ ❝ i’m mr. crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar! ❞ ❝ i don’t get it and i don’t need to. ❞ ❝ well, look where being smart got you. ❞ ❝ so, women like confidence… how convenient… ❞ ❝ i think he said he loves lasagna. ❞ ❝ i do not have discolored butthole flaps. ❞

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FIGHT ME, BUG FACE:

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         oh, so felix finally decided to get a clue? great – locus            feared he would have to spell this out for his partner.            he scoffed, rolling his eyes at the other male before                turning his head away from him. what an idiot.

       ❛             i don’t know, felix – is it going to get you to                                                                            BE QUIET.?    ❜

     Letting out a scoff of his own, Felix made a face. God was this guy an        asshole to deal with most of the time..or correction ALL the goddamn        time. Shaking his head, the sun-kissed merc let out a slight noise, so        this was how the other was going to be. Well two could play THIS game.

                          ❛ I don’t think it is, locus. Maybe if you MAKE ME, that                             might work. Other wise I may just go on for HOURS.❜

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Destroy My Muse On Anon

Provoke them, upset them, frighten them, make them cry! I want tears and regret and pain and just plain oodles of angst.

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highway to hell // ac/dc

don’t need reason don’t need rhyme ain’t nothing that i’d rather do

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brainboxy:

Hi friends just here to remind you not to imagine your otp on a hammock together. Don’t imagine Person B is asleep on Person A’s chest and definitely don’t imagine Person A with one foot on the floor so they can rock the hammock in hopes of keeping Person B asleep

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Nothing but a suit of armor.

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chaosthery replied to your post:

what now, orange gatorade >8l

SO HELP ME GOD BLUE OTTER-POP—— I WILL GET BUG FACE.

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it would've been hotter if you'd been involved in death by incineration .

wAIT WHAT?FELIX ISN’T DEAD NOPE.THERES NO FIRE HERE.JUst—Go think about your sINS.

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                              I’ve  ended lives 

                                        &

                                           ended worlds,

        [ I guess I've done it all! ] 

                          fire

                                                        and  

                          i c e 

                                                       and

                       R A G E

                                      inside. 

                            how long ‘till I fall?

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synnesai:

[insp] speak up felix tell him how u really feel

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(How dare we sit quietly and watch the world pass us by?) It’s ok, we’ll take our time

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