★ sᴇʟғ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴅɪɢʏ.

𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝙻𝙴𝙴𝙿 𝙾𝙽 𝙸𝚃, 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚁, 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳.

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burnie would you like to kill someone with me? i think it could be fun :) just besties things!!!!!

                    ❛ as much as i love the idea, we should probably pick something that’s not illegal as a bonding activity, buddy. ❜

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really love how on this blog all my aesthetics are deeply rooted in questioning morality and authority, as well as deconstructing mental identity -- much dark, very brooding... then my icon is just that 

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☆ . lvckyflannel​:

“Wanna learn how to safely bury your friend?”

@bvrnie​

                             ❛ safely? doesn’t someone have to be dead to be buried? something tells me this isn’t fool proof. ❜

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"Heard it was your biiirthday today. Happy Birthday!" He's known for nearly setting his kitchen on fire quite a few times but this time, just this time he'd managed to make a small but perfect cake decorated with Burnie's favorite colors and a 'Happy Birthday Burnie!" written out on top.

wish the old bitch a happy birthday 

            it was a thoughtful gesture, and that alone had the officer’s hackles raised. mark was a distant extension of the crew, an acquaintance, which was practically as good as a knife in mark’s hand instead of a cake. despite the unease that came with the crew and its affiliations most days, it felt nice that someone thought of him so much -- he’s a pawn on the chessboard at best. a smile cuts his features the way the sun splits the dawn, warmth radiating from his demeanor. 

              ❛ you heard right, unfortunately. thanks for thinking of me, markimoo. ❜

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[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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          y’all don’t need to know anything except that gta burnie lives in my mind rent fucking free. RENT FREE. 

[vagasbonds]

took a right to the end of the line , where no one ever goes . ended up on a broken train with nobody i know . but the pain and the ( longings ) the same. ( where the dying , now i’m lost and i’m screaming for help . )

                                       RELAX ,  TAKE IT EASY !

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

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☆ .  vxidlxve​:

“… Did you knock that over?” Eyebrows raised, Rian motions at the tube of lotion settling into place on the floor, having somehow fallen from the dresser. “Or is this one getting mad we’re in here?”

A moment later, the clock radio in the room flashed to read all eights, blared two seconds of static, then completely off like the power got cut.

“Well then.” He sighed. “Guess I’ll pull out the spirit box for some EVP work?”

[ @bvrnie​ - semi-plotted starter]

              ❛ uh, nope. definitely wasn’t me, ❜  the atmosphere is empty and devoid, yet so charged it causes the hair on his arms to raise. an angry spirit sounds about the last thing on the shit he wants to deal with list, but the numbers flipping, changing -- red as blood. he then exhales shakily, nerves feeling fried in the aftermath of activity.  ❛ yeah, let’s do that. there’s no way that’s gonna have creepy results or anything. ❜ he reaches for the device, flicking it on, the bouncing static serving no comfort in the pitch of darkness. burnie tries very hard to focus on the wisps of dust drifting through the limited light supplied by the flashlight. with this in mind, he speaks clearly,  ❛ is anything there? ❜

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‘ give ‘em pumpkin to talk about. trick or treat! ’

                   ❛ i’ll give ‘em pumpkin alright, ❜ he pauses, lips pursing,  ❛ aren’t ya a little old to be trick or treating? kinda feels like exploitation if you ask me, ❜ as if he were not sliding her candy at this very moment.

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hi i just want to say ily

                     vic, i love you most. i hope u had a good halloween ♡

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"us, listening to anything the fakes say: clown behavior."

                       ❛ yeah, as it turns out, my halloween costume is just the reflection in the mirror for all of them. ❜

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@arsonbeast​ asked: he doesn't even bother saying /those three words/, just the sight of him should be more than enough indication for burnie to already know what it is. ( and if not that, then surely the shit-eating grin on his lips. ) credit where credit's due, michael's actually managing to keep his composure quite well. no indication to anything abnormal whatsoever. however, if, for some reason, officer burns were to glance outside his window —— the man would be accosted by the sight of his squad car, sans window panes and tires. oh, also, it's on fire. guess he chose /trick./

              were he any stranger to such damages in the wake of the crew, perhaps he’d be phased by such a display. with eyes as distant as the horizon, he glances outside to see the as the flames fluttered against the paling sky of los santos dusk. burnie turns back, an eyebrow raising in challenge. as if it were to say is this what you’ve attempted? this overdone attraction? surely you think my car has not been on fire before? he blinks, once. twice. 

                               ❛ don’t look too proud of yourself, mikey, ❜ the officer says, almost sounding offhanded as he reaches for his belt. in a quickened movement, he snaps the sliver of handcuffs around the warmth of michael’s wrist. the officer then yanks, snapping it around the metal of his chair. the smile that spreads after the movement cuts his face with purpose.  ❛ appreciate you dropping in. this’ll be a real treat for me. ❜

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hello friends!

i am making a quick post regarding my plans for this blog and halloween. in previous years, i’ve done the trick or treat meme, but i’m kind of wanting to do some other stuff this year! this year, i’ll likely still give out some kind of small graphic, whether it be a promo or aesthetic graphic. however this year, i’ll also be giving away a $20 rt store giftcard( or giftcard equivalent to whatever you want! ). 

how do you go about getting this, you ask? well on october 31st, your muse just has to come to the askbox and say something halloween related! it can be trick or treat or something else equally awful if you’d like, and you’ll get a response from this clown! all urls will be noted and on november 1st, i’ll draw the winner. good luck, and happy halloween!

[aaronmarquis-deactivated2017110]

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