hewlett

you dont want to get into trouble with the GREAT HEWLETT!!!

[clippytism]

howdy my name is hewlett aka sheriff janie whatever..

i use any pronouns

microapple is aura farming rpf is aura farming and bill gate is saintest saint person in this world

yes i love windows everything about windows and tacky old windows style and i love mac os x and i love apple Yum apples are so fucking cool, im hewautisming here so yeah i love hewlett packard too especially hp pavilion and i love boards of canada🩷💜🩵love live hewlett packard and i love cowboys and texas and and and and im in heaven

i make grammatical mistakes on purpose bye dont scream at me

[riachanko]

This song reminds me of microapple, i love it sm

[whoamianaalex]

hi microapple community🙌🏽

my fanarts sorry 4 I draw rarely but I want to draw more from now on 😇

and two pics from generator

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microson: mom can i have pirates of silicon valley?

mom: no microson we have pirates of silicon valley at home

pirates of silicon valley at home:

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go go my floppies lets go to floppy autism heaven!!!

[pcmciacard]

2011 pastel blogger but it’s bill gates mugshot

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deresss

and som shit ugly sketches but i hope you find it cute because of

and a little bit of this

[barbiegrl-2005]

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today i feel like bill gates' mugshot

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billlings

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okey whatever this is

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Es ist mein 1. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳

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[creepyrutismsimulator]

does anyone else obsess over a specific picture of your fave celeb/character and you feel like a deviantart kid with a hyperspecific interest making recolors and variations of the same exact character/logo/person etc., etc.

[clippytism]

nononono

[creepyrutismsimulator]

does anyone else obsess over a specific picture of your fave celeb/character and you feel like a deviantart kid with a hyperspecific interest making recolors and variations of the same exact character/logo/person etc., etc.

[applesolutelymac]

No, I never would do such a silly thing

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M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE, I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE!!!!!!! HMPH!~ *blushes* S-S-STOP CALLING ME A DERE!! I-I-I-I'M NOT A DERE, OKAY?!!!! STOP IT! H-H-HMPH!!!~~~W-What?! Me?! Liking your video?! N-NO, absolutely not! I mean… maybe… I did like it but… it was a mistake, okay? Don’t get any weird ideas! 💢

It’s not like i think you’re cool or something like that… I-I didn’t even like it that much!

I-It’s just that… well… your video wasn’t that bad, i guess… and maybe… a bit entertaining… BUT ONLY A BIT! Understood?!

*Turns around with flustered cheeks*

Hmph!I-I’m not a tsundere!… I… I don’t even act like one..! *I grumbled, my face flushing up with embarrassment and flustered.*M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! HMPH.