hewie @clippytism - Tumblr Blog

howdy my name is hewlett aka sheriff janie whatever..

i use any pronouns

microapple is aura farming rpf is aura farming and bill gate is saintest saint person in this world

yes i love windows everything about windows and tacky old windows style and i love mac os x and i love apple Yum apples are so fucking cool, im hewautisming here so yeah i love hewlett packard too especially hp pavilion and i love boards of canada🩷💜🩵love live hewlett packard and i love cowboys and texas and and and and im in heaven

i make grammatical mistakes on purpose bye dont scream at me

#i need moots #microsoft #microapple #kawaii kei #vaporwave 4ever #the great clippy autism #microshipping

howdy my dear wonderful friends! Here I am with my microsoftful drawings:..... bill gates mugshot ugly on purpose and os chans and oh! Hi stevie jobs im so glad to see you here

#microapple #bill gates #why would you do that

Hi

Hello, mr. Rudolph. I'm glad to see you. If you need any assistance please let me know.

greetings from nyabuquerque

#microapple #bill gates #why would you do that #hi windows chicago

I GOT THE LOOT STEVE

and youre yellin?! thats not FAIR!

maybe we'll meet at a bar he'll drive a funky Ehhh

#bill gates #paul allen MICROSOFT CO FOUNDER #microapple #why would you do that

clippytism

arts arts arts arts arts

and voyagers

#microapple #why would you do that

sailor silicon

have these beautiful ladies whose magical weapons were confiscated by the feds and they were forced to go into the IT industry

#bill gates #microapple #steve jobs #paul allen #why would you do that

#bill gates #microapple #why would you do that

Two side-by-side photos of a young person with light brown hair and glasses, wearing a blue shirt with a patterned collar. The person is looking to the side in one photo and smiling directly at the camera in the other. Evil autism

he protecc he attacc but most importantly.... he make you eyes water like thatt