Clitandre

[acastethepompousmarquis-blog]

Why shouldn't women love me?

Had an argument with Clitandre today, he asked me why i deserved such women. My answer should’ve been pretty obvious to him, I mean, I am as much perfect as anyone can ever be.

I find myself in favor everywhere,

Honored by men, and worshiped by the fair,

And since these things are so, it seems to me

I’m justified in my complacency.

[clitandrdre]

Ha, you think that you, of all people, could possibly be of interest to Celimene? You must be crazy. How did you come to such a mad conclusion? You're blind, dear fellow. This is sheer delusion.

[yogurlcelimene]

Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care

Music video by Fall Out Boy performing I Don’t Care. (C) 2008 The Island Def Jam Music Group

I feel that this song perfectly describes me. I am young, and I do not need to stress about the conflicts of other people unless it involves me. I do not care of what others think of me, as it is most likely that I am of higher intellectuality than they. Not caring of anything is my greatest achievement in life, for I would not be where I am today without this trait.  

[clitandrdre]

Not caring about anyone or anything certainly does describe you. You have betrayed both me and the rest of the suitors. I, for one, have had enough; we're off to make the world acquainted wit this sublime self portrait that you've painted.

[clitandrdre]

Money

Money - Pink Floyd from the Dark Side of the moon in HD quality [Lyrics] Money Get away You get a good job with good pay and you're okay Money It's a gas Gra...

This song is about something I love- money! If you’re like me you’ll enjoy this song!

[thatboyphilinte]

When Is Lying Good?

This question originally appeared on Quora. Answer by Dan Holliday: The adage that, “Lying is always wrong” is horse-s**t. Here are some guides: Any time lying delays pain or suffering. Some times, this may involve lying to a child. If a kid’s mother was brutally murdered and tortured, seriously, I’d…

This is a great article on when lying is good. I am 100% on its side.  We can help people avoid pain and suffering by just telling them a little lie.  Social situations can also be less awkward with lies, not huge or major ones that could lead to trouble.  Just small lies to ease through daily life.

[acastethepompousmarquis-blog]

I don’t necessarily agree to this article, how would you feel if you discovered that a girl doesn’t love you? It just happened to me. Sure I am handsome enough to get other women, but still, living a lie, and once you discover the truth, you might just wish it be said earlier.

[clitandrdre]

Well, If you think you're so handsome and if so many ladies hold you dear, why do you pursue a hopeless courtship here?

[alcestthegreat-blog]

Is Lying Bad for Us?

There are mental and physical consequences, but we should strive to live more truthfully, regardless, to best understand reality.

This article is perfect on why lying is bad. It proves a point when it says that when we lie, it stays in our mind and in worse cases, it will affect your health. Either way, the truth always comes out eventually. And I am a full supporter on the saying, “Honesty is the best policy.”

[clitandrdre]

If we are honest all the time, then how will anyone like eachother?

[yogurlcelimene]

Shout out to my boys Oronte, Acastè and Clitandre. Thanks for the flowers! Love you boys ;)

[clitandrdre]

I must openly declare that I have hitherto believed [you] faultless.

[acastenation-deactivated2015011]

I just don’t understand why any woman would NOT want me as their suitor. I mean, I’m perfect. I’m gorgeous, intelligent, talented, and artistic. What’s not to like? Get ready ladies. Acaste is on the prowl.

[clitandrdre]

Yeah, right. Celimene loves me way more. What do you say to this? If ever one of us can plainly prove that Celimene encourages his love, the other must abandon hope, and yield, and leave him in possession of the field.

[clitandrdre]

The night Tiger Woods was exposed as a serial cheater

Tiger woods had a lot of mistresses. It looks like he takes after Celimene!

[clitandrdre]

When it comes to process, we are all hypocrites

I suppose we just can't help it. I'm sure Celimente will attest. 

[clitandrdre]

I'm absolutely sure that Celimene fancies me rather than Acaste. I even made a wager on it as there is no question of who is the favorite.

[clitandrdre]

For the beautiful Celimente: Would you be mine?