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just a teenage dirtbag baby

[clitronella]

beautiful

[4gifs]

[peetaah-blog]

The reaction time is impeccable.

[clitronella]

me: no one ever texts me

*gets a text*

me: wtf do you want

[sighsomemore]

[assgod]

Things the signs do

Aries: breathe air Taurus: feel Gemini: think Cancer: exist Leo: also drink water Virgo: read tumblr posts Libra: eat Scorpio: encourage normal cell production in their bodies Sagittarius: have biological parents Capricorn: consider themselves Aquarius: drink water Pisces: have knowledge that fish exist

[cockbarff-deactivated20150220]

[ameaningfuldeath]

FOR THE GLORY

[oceanicmajestic]

how is this only six seconds

[lutecelife-deactivated20170122]

I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

SO SHINY, SO CHROME!

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[deathgripsforcutie]

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[ruinedchildhood]

[nastynaf-blog]

BBHMM

[shewillfeatdrake]

that feeling you get when you’re angry

[shewillfeatdrake]

anger

[cartel]

Safe sex 101 by yik yak

[lameborghini]

me: *types out text post* me: ok but who cares me: *hits cancel*

[online-deactivated20150711]

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

my friend: i think you had too much to drink

me:

[weloveshortvideos]

[dechtir]

[funkybug]

what do u have to tell me goat