Sylph of Time and Queen of Fluff

Stupid bullshit transgender kitsune-furry who does Homestuck things and dresses as fem!Dave sometimes. Whatever. I should take up drawing or something, be cool like you lot. Ask me something, I like answering questions. Also I might put up unclean or kinky stuff sometimes so yeah look out whatever. I'll at least tag stuff as nsfw tho'.

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This blog still exists!

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Oh hey this blog still exists. I should do something with it.

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And we said NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!

ROCK

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I will still never understand why this is so popular oh my god guys

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Hmn. Just a reminder that Karkat's old ~ath program may have technically just executed. 

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oh god my mate just told me a totally crazy theory but i kind of like it so here goes

this update was rather anime-ish- in style, in Condesce and Aranea's weeaboo-as-fuck ninja handsigns, in all the crazy ninja-running-animations Karkat and Kanaya did

And it's brutal as fuck and murders as many people as possible, even people who aren't supposed to die- Hussie said Gamzee never dies in any timeline as far as he knows.

and it ends with Caliborn's curtains being drawn in front of it

What if all the shitty yaoi Caliborn was making was old art too and he's gotten a lot better at 'anime' and art since then and purposely obfuscated that fact (as he's wont to do), and he made the animation as some grisly murderfic?

I mean, Carne Vale's album art is basically that. Him drawing and fantasizing all the people he knows dying. 

John has poofed into a work of fiction before, in Con Air. 

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Talent: Ultimate Huntress

Height: 133cm

Weight: 33kg

Chest: 68cm

Date of Birth: March 3rd

Likes: Shipping, Hunting, Roleplaying

Dislikes: Clowns, Her nOTP

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Talent: Ultimate Physicist

Height: 173cm

Weight: 51kg

Chest: 85cm

Date of Birth: December 1st

Likes: Furries, Gadgetry, Gardening

Dislikes: Rude people, Mummies

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Talent: Ultimate (Un)Lucky Student

Height: 144cm

Weight: 56kg

Chest: 94cm

Date of Birth: August 8th

Likes: Gambling, Roleplaying, Pirates

Dislikes: Cleaning up, Weakness

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Talent: Ultimate Eldritch Cultist

Birthday: December 4th

Blood Type: AB

Height: 170cm

Weight: 53kg

Likes: Knitting, cats, tentacles.

Dislikes: Fire, rain, puzzles.

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haaaappy birthday toooo meeee...

kinda

hopefully

man why did robin williams have to die the night before my birthday??

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oh god there’s a thing on paradox space saying they’re going to be looking for colourists soon! That would be a dream gig for me to get to be part of but I’m only kind of an intermediate colourist, not great at shadows/lighting yet but I’m fond of my colour pallet choices and small details most of the time at least ;w; I’d love to send in some work to them but most of my colouring work has been smut and I don’t wanna be one of those people who sends in nothing but smut as their portfolio so

anyone looking to get some linearts or whatever coloured? basically free of charge, I’m mostly just wanting to grow my portfolio of coloured things a little ;w; I’m not great at drawing but colouring is a thing I like to do and… yeah… just make sure that if you’re not the original artist that you have the artist’s okay to get it coloured. 

Here is my main collection of stuff I’ve coloured. Fair warning, a lot of it is nsfw. I’ve done more than this, but I’m either not proud enough of them to bother adding them to the gallery, or I’m not sure of the owners/people I did them for want them being shared. 

So uh… if anyone wants me to colour things for them, let me know?

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reblogging to try and get more takers.

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Any relation to the mun of clockworkequinox?

Nope, no relation outside of clockworkiness!

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oh god there's a thing on paradox space saying they're going to be looking for colourists soon! That would be a dream gig for me to get to be part of but I'm only kind of an intermediate colourist, not great at shadows/lighting yet but I'm fond of my colour pallet choices and small details most of the time at least ;w; I'd love to send in some work to them but most of my colouring work has been smut and I don't wanna be one of those people who sends in nothing but smut as their portfolio so

anyone looking to get some linearts or whatever coloured? basically free of charge, I'm mostly just wanting to grow my portfolio of coloured things a little ;w; I'm not great at drawing but colouring is a thing I like to do and... yeah... just make sure that if you're not the original artist that you have the artist's okay to get it coloured. 

Here is my main collection of stuff I've coloured. Fair warning, a lot of it is nsfw. I've done more than this, but I'm either not proud enough of them to bother adding them to the gallery, or I'm not sure of the owners/people I did them for want them being shared. 

So uh... if anyone wants me to colour things for them, let me know?

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Sooooo... Did you see my new art? :P

i think so! the mage art right? 

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should people ask me questions?

hell yes they should, me

hell yes they should.

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And we said NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN!

ROCK

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I will still never understand why this is so popular oh my god guys

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Fox named “Весна” - Spring in Russian ;-)