*Gently takes your middle finger in their teeth to pick up your hand and move it 1 cm to the right*
*Headbutts your face violently because you're in the way*
*Shreds your favorite sweater*
*Turns up their nose at fresh fruits and veggies and eats cardboard instead*
*Eats butt snacks cecotrope* *licks your face*
*Stares at you from across the room for 15 minutes because you aren't paying attention to them*
*pile drives 12 lbs of solid bun into your gut*
*smacks lips loudly in your ear as they eat a piece of paper towel*
*nibbles your fat rolls through your shirt*
"Aw, he put his paws on my face" *springboards off your skull*
*Ignores every sound you make to get his attention, loses his mind if someone sneezes 2 houses over*
Vacuums are the devil. Fans are the devil.
"You can brush the left side of me for 20 minutes but only the left side."
"Holy sh**, is that cardboard? H*ckin yassss!"
*Has a feud with the left butt pocket of your jeans. Will do anything and everything to yank it off. Also belt loops.*
Teefs are a homing beacon for your arm fat.
"I want out of my pen so bad!" *opens door* *spends 2 hours sitting against the pen, but against the outside instead of the inside*
*Chonks a section of your hair off and tries to eat it*
"Fresh fruit? You tryna kill me??" *Eats lint off the floor*
Hay in your hair. Hay on your clothes. Hay in your wallet when you go to the store.
Bunny tax: Gentaro sitting on my butt, moments before chewing off my belt loop.
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