[aviation-in-the-evening]

Fuck the Olympics. Putting the nationalism of it aside for a second, the absolute nonsense happening this year with it is ridiculous. Disqualifying Sha’carri Richardson for smoking weed after she found out from a reporter that her mother died? Absolutely disgusting. Banning BLM apparel and afro swimming caps? Straight up racist. Deeming two cisgender Black women (Namibia's Christine Mboma and Beatrice Masilingi) ineligible for female classification because their natural testosterone levels were considered too high? A direct consequence of transphobia that the queer community has been saying would happen, with some misogynoir as well!

Boycott the Olympics!

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[super-star-destroyer]

Common dog names have literally not changed in 3,000 years.

[unpretty]

(superman: the animated series - mxyzpixilated)

i want a live action movie that’s just two hours of this

[illmaticraj]

I love this version of Clark so much

[rabidlitmajor]

Clark is a sarcastic little shit who has weaponized big city folk’s perception of him as a harmless back country mama’s boy as Clark and takes full advantage of both the “mysterious alien” angle and the “lawful good boyscout” angle of the public’s perception as Kal El. Ma and Pa Kent raised a man who knows how to radiate honesty while subverting the truth for his own protection and is smart enough to play off of everyone’s expectations. Clark is a world class manipulator who can read a room perfectly and knows how to convince everyone he’s totally clueless while getting them to do exactly what he wants. THERE IS A REASON HE AND PEOPLE-SOMEHOW-THINK-I’M-A-STOIC-LONER-DESPITE-MY-RIDICULOUS-SENSE-OF-HUMOR-AND-BROOD-OF-ADOPTEES-BRUCE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS. People want to read “good and wholesome” as being mutually exclusive from “clever and fun” and those people write boring or awful Superman stories.

[hillshollow]

Yup! Brilliant Clark analysis here!

[clown-boyyy]

Me: *wakes up*

Me: bread 😭😭😭

[clown-boyyy]

Lightning is wild man imagine having to explain to another species that every now and then beams of 300 million voltage come crashing down the sky and hits a random point also knowing people die from it

It do be pretty tho

[aviself]

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

[lesbiugh]

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

[clown-boyyy]

My brain feels like smoke

[clown-boyyy]

Me and my partner went to get a new stash and me not knowing the language decided to walk behind them and let my partner do the exchange. The dealer dropped a €10 bill when going down some stairs and me walking behind them saw this. Gave it back and he was confused as to why I was giving him money when my partner had already paid the correct amount, when my partner translated that he had dropped it and I was giving it back he was so surprised. He didn't expect someone to give back €10 to someone they don't know and he was very thankful.

[clown-boyyy]

Gonna start dumping 🍃 related content on here cause I know no one will read it and this way I can share shit without seeming attention seeking or a junkie

[cremeberries-deactivated2021032]

Hey I'd love to help you gain confidence in your writing! I'm nonbinary he/they, afab and not planning on surgery besides maybe short T treatment for my voice. I'm in art school for acting and play a lil bit guitar. I love video games especially among us type genres cause I'm great at deceiving and lying. And horror games cause yes. I'm pretty alt. I'm very protective of those close to me and I'm an introvert when around people I don't know. I have several mental health issues including anxiety and depression so I'm not great at expressing feelings but will try my best to help anyone out who's struggling. I'm chaotic and impulsive (I run into minecraft battles head first no armor and it makes my friends mental) graffiti on my walls proves that. My mother tongue is Flemish so English can be hard plus the fucking accent yaknow. Sorry if it's long I wanted to give you enough to work with (I'd prefer being shipped with someone male)

(!!IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE DREAMSMP LMK AND I WILL REWRITE THIS FOR U!!)

I ship you with CORPSE

I think you and Corpse would be a good pair! Your aesthetic meshes with his perfectly! He’s definitely no longer squeemish about needles so he’d likely be able to help you with T-shots if you went that avenue, or simply help you with the patches if you preferred those! I feel like he’d adore simply listening to you play your guitar even if its just practice.

TERRIFYING DUO IN AMONG US. You are the detective and imposter duo of LEGEND. Everyone is scared when its both of you in a lobby together. He is also very protective which can get a bit problematic between the two of you guys being over the top with each other.

Corpse and You terrorizing everyone in the among us lobbies, chaotic adventures in rust together while you try to prevent him from putting all the scrap on 5. Please hes gone broke 12 times.

Corpse being too tired or too sore to get up and just trapping you in bed for cuddles until like 3pm. No existing only cuddle.

Trying to get him more into the survival functionality of minecraft and learning the game more. That’d be pretty cute as he dies to a creeper for the 12th time.

The both of you likely struggle with expressing your feelings and emotions, but you’re slowly working through it together. It’ll be okay as long as you focus on communication.

[clown-boyyy]

Thank you so much 🥺

[startedraining]

[penismage]

“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”

“..... Monkey.”

“Why—?”

“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”

[malnedott]

hands in various paintings by luca giordano 🥀

[aahsoka]

I made a very horrible quiz..... please take it so I can adjust it accordingly....Good luck & Im sorry in advance

I want you all to suffer.

[clown-boyyy]

[justcatposts]

Cat suddenly realises that it has 4 paws 

(Source)

[ohdamnadam]

Me: [trying to fall asleep]

My brain: aH mAN iM aLL OuTTa cASH !!

[gracelesstars]

2020 has been like:

January

February

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

Ap-

Junly

Augsepoctob…Halloween

Destiel

December

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bryanrl]

[ninjaeris13]

That little girl is going places

[redpillwolf]

I know more about economics than AOC and my knowledge on economics is on a high school level. Its actually embarassing how little she knows about this shit. But hey, expecting a socialist to know about economics is like expecting a fish to know what a desert is.

[donutcourse]

Much of the ocean is a desert

[an-aura-about-you]

You know what? Let’s use the allowance example again to make it even clearer.

Let’s pretend we have an allowance tax bracket with a 70% tax on money received after a certain point. To keep things simple, we’ll make the limit $90.

If a kid does chores and earns $10 in allowance, they get $10. They’re not going to be affected by the 70% tax.

If a kid does chores and earns $50, they get $50. They also aren’t in the 70% tax bracket, even though they make five times as much money as the kid making $10.

If a kid does chores and earns $100 in allowance, then they’re in the allowance tax bracket with the 70% tax.

$100 minus $90 is $10. This is the part that’s going to be taxed 70%.

70% of $10 is $7.

So the kid getting $100 in allowance will have $93 after the 70% tax takes its share.

Now, I’d never impose such a thing on actual kids. All of this is a thought exercise.

But if it were real, the kid making $10 and the kid making $50 would probably be kind of mad if the kid getting $93 was bitching about being short $7.