HIT & RUN.

♦ got a figure like a PIN-UP, got a figure like a DOLL. Don’t care if you think I’m dumb, I don’t care at all. Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored. I’m the girl you’d d i e for. I’m miss sugar pink liquor, liquor lips. Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss. I’m gonna be your ———— bubblegum bitch !

[clowniie]

✧ ( freddy / gcldenbear. )

RANDOM LYRIC MEME / accepting.

                 ❛     the loneliness is haunting me.     ❜

[clowniie]

Truth! Who do you miss most from home ?

TRUTH OR DARE / accepting.

                ❛     my gals    ------     red & cat.     ❜

[clowniie]

'Paranoia!'

MEME / accepting.

                 ❛     everyone is tryin’ ta kill me !!     ❜

[clowniie]

"INTERRUPTION"

MEME / accepting. ( distracting her from finishing a book )

                 with a pink tongue poking the left corner of her lips, black reading glasses resting on the bridge of her nose & long, wavy blonde hair falling on the smooth pages of a book, harley’s doing her best to ignore the spoken words & concentrate on the written ones. she even covers her ears in a desperate attempt to block phoenix’s voice, but it doesn’t help much. ultimately, the clown gives up & pushes the book away from herself.        ❛    yer ass is grass, reid.     ❜         she exclaims & with an unexpectedly swift movement pins the brunette against the mattress & starts mercilessly tickling her.

[clowniie]

"INTERRUPTION"

MEME / accepting. ( during a relaxing bubble bath )

                  contrary to what is expected, harley welcomes the intruder with a wide, cheeky grin plastered on her lips, a slight tilt of her chin & a jump of her dark brows. her pearly whites are exposed while her crystalline blues are playfully gazing at her roommate.         ❛    i think this is slowly becomin’ a habit’a yours, malachai.     ❜         she teases, hand bringing bubbles up to her face so that she could blow them in his direction.         ❛     wanna join me, roomie ?? if not, be a darl & bring me a bottle’a white wine from the kitchen counter.      ❜

[mocnlaced-blog]

starter call ( @clowniie )

“i don’t think i’m going to survive long in this place. first i meet the obi-wan kenobi and now i’m face to face with the harley quinn. be still my beating heart, you’re even more gorgeous in person.” he could tell that he was making a fool of himself-it was like watching a train wreck and not being able to look away. “you are so cool, definitely one of my top ten favorite villains. top five even.”

[clowniie]

                  there’s a wide smile stretching her rosy lips almost from one ear to the other. she has no clown make-up on her face     ------     it’s pale & natural ( as natural as a chemically-stained face can be ). still, her persona is so recognizable & loud that the other managed to tell who she was.      ❛     yer such a cutie, lemme tell ya that.     ❜         she pinches his cheek with little force & tilts her doll-like head, giving him puppy eyes.      ❛     say harl’s yer number one villain & ya might get a kiss on tha cheek.     ❜

[clowniie]

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞ (Cassie//littlestdrake)

MEME / accepting.

                    the aggressively red palms of harley’s pale hands are finally glued together. she’s spent approximately five minutes clapping excitedly because of cassie’s confession.         ❛     ——     i wanna hear all of it again.     ❜         she insists in a whiny voice, enthusiastically bouncing on her bed.         ❛     ——     PLLLLLLEASE, oh, PLEASE, oh, PLEASE.     ❜

[clowniie]

☠ --- victoria ; vcrtexqueen

MEME / accepting. ( threatening message )

( unknown number ): hEYOOO !! LIL BLONDE BISH !! it’s harl, your fave aCcidenT!!( unknown number ): i mighta snipped a couple of ur friend’s fingers in order to get ur # aND O M G !! it was super fun, i’ll tell u all abt it when i see u, bestie( unknown number ): we should totz meet up for some boiling hot coffee so that i could sPLASH IT IN YOUR UGLY FACE !!( unknown number ): damn, stupid autocorrect. i didn’t mean that. sorry.

[clowniie]

phoenixreid:

“Then I’m glad that little issue is sorted.” She grinned. Phoenix had met a great deal of characters in her life and she found that the heroes always annoyed her while the villains at most times amused her, the same could be said with Harley Quinn. Phoenix was intrigued by the blonde. How could she not be? “yeah yeah sure sweet-cheeks if you say so.“

             ❛     what, y’think you could resist all’a this ??     ❜         she tilts her head to the side & gets up in phoenix’s face with her hands slowly snaking around her neck. she doesn’t know what personal space is, and that’s the reason why she’s often pushed & hit by people whose line she’s crossed.

[clowniie]

three little words ( tommy / fastboii )

THREE LITTLE WORDS! / accepting. ( @fastboii )

                      ❛     kill me, then.     ❜    

[clowniie]

Three little words! ( taylor / nightlyanxiety )

THREE LITTLE WORDS! / accepting.

                       ❛     i’m the QUEEN.     ❜    

[adaestra]

“I am not here to tame your darkness,” she whispered,“ I am here to live in it.”

 crave the fire  (via adaestra)

[clowniie]

gcldenbear:

a relieved sigh passed his lips once he could no longer feel the bat touching his skin, however was quick to tense up for the briefest of second upon her wrapping an arm around him. his family never had been quiet affectionate and the last time someone he really touched him was around the same time he found his death. yet he told himself to relax as freddy instead turned his head to face her. “ it’s okay. but – - are you sure ??  nobody wants to be my friend. either i’m too whiny for them or they – find their death. ”

                   being an extremely perceptive person, harley’s quick to pick up on the fact that the other’s slightly uncomfortable, so she loosens her deadly grip & instead simply places one of her palms on freddy’s shoulder.         ❛     meh, y’gotsa try a lil harder than that if ya wanna get rid o’me. i’m the whiniest, most vexin’ dame you’ll eva’ meet. i also find death kinda cool.     ❜         she shrugs & extends her free hand towards him.        ❛     name’s harley. HARLEY QUINN !!     ❜         she would definitely bow if she was standing farther away.

[clowniie]

“you look like an accident.” --- victoria ; vcrtexqueen

FIVE WORD PROMPTS / accepting.

                     it might be an unexpected reaction, but harley quinn is cackling as if someone told her the best joke in the universe     ——     there are even signs of tears in the corners of her eyes.         ❛     GOOD ONE !!     ❜           she’s trying to catch her breath, both hands resting on top of her aching stomach. she inhales deeply & keeps a smile on her face as she approaches the other. she grabs a fistful of that blonde hair & yanks her towards herself so that she could whisper in her ear.         ❛     listen ta me, ya lil airheaded bitch     ——     i’m aboutta accidentally make a pancake outta ya.     ❜

[clowniie]

💢

MEME / accepting. ( harley’s maddo @ j )

                     there's no clear explanation why jerome’s still in harley’s apartment & ... alive for that matter. she can detect his overly expressive movements in her peripheral vision & that the pitch, volume, rhythm & timbre of his voice are endlessly, drastically fluctuating. is he ... trying to get her attention with an appalling magic trick ?? she wouldn’t know, but with every single noise he makes, he adds fuel to the fire that’s already RAGING inside of her petite body.         ❛     ya fed my hamsta’ ta yer UGLY MUTT     ------   i ain’t gonna PICK A DAMN CARD !! ! ! !!  !! ! ! !!!    ❜           and although she’d be more satisfied if she could make him swallow the whole deck, she opts for an easier way of making him suffer     ------     her hands go straight for his neck, yanking his body back & forth as she attempts to strangle him.

[wtfchloexprice-blog]

“Sorry I’d get up but I’m already hella comfy.”

[clowniie]

                    harley emits a low growl at the girl’s response & stretches her left arm in a desperate attempt to grab the remote control that’s on the coffee table without having to get up from the comfortable couch she’s lying on. once it becomes apparent that she cannot reach it, she huffs & crosses her arms over her chest, pouting like an actual child.          ❛     guess we’re stuck watchin’ animals humpin’ & eatin’ each other then.    ❜

[clowniie]

thejadewest:

“I…guess?” Jade scrunched up her face, taken aback by how the other girl jst grabbed her hair. “Don’t do that.” She spoke dryly, her tone of voice proving how annoyed she was becoming with the other girl. Just as she was about to tell this ‘twinnie’ to go jump from one of the buildings, something caught Jade’s attention, though. “Did you say burn down one of those buildings?”

                     harley doesn’t like people like jade. she does not enjoy the company of those who are grumpy & annoyed by everyone & everything. she perceives her as someone who rarely L A U G H S, which is something harley practices every other second. she decides that she won’t have any bad vibes around her today, that she won’t let anyone rain on her parade, so she lets go of the blue strand of hair & moves her own from her painted face.          ❛     ya, i did. but if yer gonna have that attitude the whole time, yer uninvited & i ain’t takin’ ya with me.    ❜