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ok so I have a lot of nano blocks and mini blocks kits and if you don’t know those bricks are basically tiny Lego, I just got finished building a mini block titanic and wanted to see how screwed up my sense of size was so I when to a random bin of Lego I had in the garage and picked out a 2x3 and it looked gigantic to me! Like what do you mean that’s the same toys I grew up with!? that thing coulda crushed me!

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human and alien

*human Todd and human Sharon are arguing with alien and human carol watching, Sharon gives Todd the middle finger*

A: hey human carol?

C: yes?

A: why did human Sharon show their middle finger to human Todd?

C: oh it’s considered very rude and pretty much the same as saying fuck you to someone

A: but why is that?

C: dunno honestly, kinda just been that way for probably centuries now………..are there any other human hand gestures that you don’t understand?

A: yes actually

*5 minutes later*

C: okay, so when a human shakes their index finger at someone that means no, when a human shows a fist with the thumb up that means yes, good, or good job, but if the hand is upside down then it means no, bad, or bad job, when a human shows someone their hand with the middle finger sticking up then it means pretty much the same as “fuck you”, do ya understand?

A:………….one question

C: shoot

A: why?

C: I honestly don’t know myself

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human and alien

A: *walks into living room and sees human eating a cake* human?

H: *mid-bite* hm?

A: what is that thing you’re eating?

H: oh this is cake! It’s a dessert often eaten with other people and commonly used at special events like birthdays and weddings!

A:……then why are you eating it alone?

H:………..I don’t have anyone to share it with…

A: I would like to try this ‘cake’ of yours

5 minutes later:

A: this is delicious!

H: told ya it is!

10 minutes later

A: *is running around having a sugar high since they’ve never had so much sugar before*

H: *is regretting life choices*

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human and alien thing

H: *is playing minecraft in creative mode*

A: human? What is this game you are playing? I do not believe you have shown me it before

H: oh! This is called Minecraft, it’s basically a game where you can collect resources from the world around you and build things, there’s enemies and creatures titled as ‘mobs’ and even multiple bosses

A: interesting, what is the story line for it? Most of your human games have them

H: well there isn’t really a set story but there is lore, it’s an open world game with different modes and ways to play, you could become a master builder or an undefeatable warrior, it’s all up to how you play! There’s multiple modes too…*goes on the explain a bunch about Minecraft*

*three hours later*

A: human help! The creeper exploded my house and I don’t have the things to fix it!

H: welcome to Minecraft, it’s both pain and beauty

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what if

what if everyone had a specific phrase they could say which when said by that person specifically their favourite (at the time) music would play at full blast? If it did what would you use it for?

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morbid question

random question, has anyone ever wondered what human flesh tastes like? I think it’d probably change from person to person but if there was one set flavour what would it be? Would it taste like something else or would it be its own thing?

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I’ve decided that imma use this blog for whatever I want with no real theme, one day I’ll be chaotic the next I might be ranting. To whoever finds my blog: good luck you’re gonna need it

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first post attempt gonna try a human and alien thing

A: human!

H: uh yes?

A: what are these…. Po-ke-mons?

H: oh they’re these made up creatures vaguely based off of things in the real world but with powers, there’s cards, an anime, and games based off of them

A: I see, well I came across something called “Pokémon fan art”, what’s that about?

H: uuuuuuuh, is it about the characters or the Pokémon themselves?

A: I’m not sure but the cover thing for it has a picture of an unreasonably tall bunny like creature

H: ……..

A: human? What is it? Should I click on-

H: DON’T CLICK IT!

A: ………..

H: …………

A: it’s something cursed isn’t it?

H: ………some people are really weird

A: why did I even come to this planet?