[toastbutteregg]

this

[sheneedshislove]

[onlytwitterpics]

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[onlytwitterpics]

[clumsymedic]

patiently waiting for someone that I think is excellent to realise that I’m excellent 

[clumsymedic]

We did it

[clumsymedic]

So happy 

[stability]

[thebootydiaries]

[mousegard]

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

[coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy]

whats your credit card number

[mymodernmet]

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[shadybacon]

There are medical leeches!?

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

[roachpatrol]

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

[someclassysas-blog]

[artifixial]

when u do something ur friends never expected you to do