All the headcanon memes with jemily because I am garbage and the jemily in the fandom is dry rn
You are so valid, Anon-Friend
JJ is a total blanket hog. She doesn’t even burrito in it or anything, she just…shifts the blankets over while she’s sleeping and half of the comforter ends up hanging off the side while she’s covered in the other half. Emily has taken to folding some blanket under her but she’s not too put off by it, since it’s a good excuse to snuggle
There are no sad headcanons here, fren. The only time I can ever sadcanon is when a specific thing prompts it. I guess if you want sad, though, this is the saddest Jemily thing I ever wrote and it’s all @blackbird-brewster‘s fault
At their wedding, Rossi does all the father of the bride duties for Emily and you can’t change my mind
☠ - angry/violent headcanon
They rarely fight tbh. When they do, it’s almost always because one of them is bottling up some emotional Thing™ they either haven’t processed fully, or are blaming themselves for, and it comes out sideways but in general, they’ve gotten really good at going to each other with things that need to be talked about even if they don’t particularly want to talk about them. I would say they have more disagreements than arguments. Little tiffs p much
I’m 900% sure this is a Fact and you can’t change my mind, but they get into s/D dynamics–sometimes more deeply than others–but JJ is definitely the Domme in this dynamic. Typically, Emily’s top leaning verse because of her pathological need to have total control over herself and to not let anyone ever really get to her. Even her version of “letting go” with people was still mostly topping from the bottom
She trusts JJ more than she’s trusted anyone though, even more than herself a lot of times so she actually does let go with her and JJ delights very much in the fact that she can see such solid proof of Emily’s trust in her to be vulnerable around her and that she trusts her in mind, body, and soul
■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
When they moved in together, they got a place in Adams Morgan in Northeast DC. It seems very much the type of place Emily’d insist was good for kids because of the big mix of cultures–and yanno, it’s like directly attached to Dupont Circle, so, still counts as a gay area
They always tell each other “I love you” when they wake up in the morning. Whether verbally or through text and it’s not like that’s the only time they ever say it during the day, but with their jobs and everything, they want to make sure they tell each other in case, you know, they don’t get to. They even do it when they’re mad at each other
They have kids after Henry and Michael. There’s Charlotte, who JJ carries from Em’s egg. She’s partially deaf and the whole family is very proactive in learning ASL and making sure she has friends and mentors in the Deaf community. There’s Shelly, who actually started out as a babysitter for Charlotte and due to Reasons™ Jemily adopt her. Henry is super into being a little brother
I have so many feelings about Charlotte and Shelly, I won’t make this too long, but feel free to lemme know if anyone’d want a separate post about it
Emily and JJ alternate who goes to Rossi’s poker nights every week while whoever stays home has a fun lil date night with the kids. Whoever goes, always ends up sharking anyone new. Rossi never warns them cause he figures if someone is gonna underestimate them, they deserve to get wiped clean
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
I don’t know that you’d count it a collectors hobby, butuh, there’s important information magneted to their fridge it is:
-A tally mark list of who lost what fight because they started making out-A collection of takeout menus from places that don’t charge them for delivery for Reasons™-A list of how which bars they’ve been kicked out of for Reasons™
There are for real reasons behind each Reasons™ but, again, it’s gonna make this too long so hmu and I’ll do a separate post
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon
They like double dates, family nights, when their kids manage to make Elizabeth act like a regular grandma, trying to destroy Helen during the PTA bake sales
They dislike spending too many nights sleeping apart, Helen from PTA, having to take two cars for road trips, when their phones ring after midnight or before eight
JJ basically came out as bisexual when she was in first grade and insisted that she was going to marry her best friend Melanie and when her mom laughed and asked what happened to marrying her other best friend, Stephan, who had been the spouse of the week last week, JJ said when she was done being married to Stephan, she was going to marry Melanie
Her family never disabused her thoughts like that though the people in her small town were less than accepting when she was getting older and still thought about things like that. She came out “for real” in fifth grade when she realized her crush on Melanie was an actual crush. Her family was all very supporting and her friends that mattered were supportive. The town she grew up in, though, was small and small-minded in a lot of ways
Emily actually never really came out in so many words to her mom. When she was growing up all over, she wanted to fit in and would feign crushes on guys but never really caught feelings for any of them. She started feeling a lot of peer pressure about not dating and being a virgin while she was in Italy and she ended up sleeping with her friend John because she wanted to like him that way and other girls did and he liked her so maybe she could force it so they dated briefly, breaking up after The Incident™
Matthew was actually the one who helped Emily come to terms with the reality that she just didn’t see guys as romantic partners. Her mom knew she was dating other girls but the only time it was every brought up was when she told her that she couldn’t bring her friend to one of the functions she was being forced to attend
∇ -. old age/aging headcanon
They’re gonna be those people who are constantly globe trotting after retirement
♒ - cooking/food headcanon
Emily is an amazing cook. No one would know it though because she prefers to eat like a toddler let loose in a store to buy their own groceries. JJ is suitably appalled after they start dating and she’s privy to Em’s eating habits and has to constantly qualify the question “did you eat anything green today” with the specification that gummy worms, while green, don’t count
JJ’s found a way to hack Emily’s trash eating habits though and mentions often that she loves it when Emily cooks and she likes to help her do it, so Emily cooks more than she ever did before JJ moved in
They’re so in love and you can’t change my mind
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