Use your gags wisely.

@coach-zucchini

Call me Coach. he/they, adult. Find me in Squash and Stretch gym. Cog battle advice is tagged #advice

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Pinned post. The name's Coach Zucchini, but you can call me Coach. I've been working as a personal battle trainer for about 14 years now. I wanted to have a place to put my advice for any Toon to access, which I think will help keep Toontown just a bit safer.

Asks are open, feel free to ask me any questions you want. Just know that I'll treat stupid questions like stupid questions.

As for personal stuff, I use He/Him and They/Them. I'm old enough to be your dad most likely, so don't interact if you're uncomfortable with older Toons. (But also grow up.) Other than training, I like to garden, and will sometimes post my flowers.

#pinned #toonblr #toontown

how do you get over the fear of asking for help

Take a simple first step, like with any fear. Ask someone you love for something small. And get a bit bigger with your steps each time.

#ask #anon #advice

coach z what do i do if everytime i fight cogs i get so distracted that i forget to use my gags and dodge attacks

Find the source of your distraction and handle that. If the distraction is strong enough that you can't properly fight, fighting cogs is unsafe for you and anyone you might be in a battle with.

#ask #anon #advice

thou offers advice? well: i inquire- what does one do when their body fails them and they feel overall horrid.?

It's mostly battle advice, but this still feels fitting for the blog.

If it's a new thing, this might be seasonal depression. Seasonal depression is when the shortened days of late Autumn and Winter mess with your circadian rhythm, disrupting your routine. Physical illnesses, like anything with joint pain or skin conditions, can also flare up around the cold.

If it's not a chronic thing, this time is also when the Flu is most common, which can cause full body aches and fatigue. Make sure you're up to date on your shots, toons!

Otherwise, I'd say talk to a doctor. Normally I'd recommend Dr. Euphoric, but I hear he's got a pretty long waitlist. Sorry about that.

#anon #ask #advice

If we were put into a death game together do you think thats romantic?

You, of all toons, should not have been told about death games.

wouldnt it be messed up if you were put in some weird nightmare death game

what

Dear Coach zucchini,

you Probably wouldn't Remember me even If i signed this message But I did your task A While ago. It got me feeling Brave enough totry going int othe Scrap factory :-) and Now i almost have all of my Suit part s for my first cog Suit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope You have a good day . than kYou

Yeah!! That's the spirit!! I'm so glad, really. That's the one thing I want from my task. I want to harbor the confidence it takes to face against the cogs, because everyone is able to. It just takes you to believe.

#ask #anon #given the typing style actually #is this doctor sunshine?

Wait don't those funny blue buttons drop the pianos and stuff?

...not asking for any reason. Just curious.

Yes. Be careful, you could easily hurt yourself, others, or break things.

what if i hit the button a bunch of times and nothing happened?

in therey.

*Theory

Can you post a picture of the button?

Like this!

Those could have a lot of uses. Do your parents use Squirt or Drop?

Wait don't those funny blue buttons drop the pianos and stuff?

...not asking for any reason. Just curious.

Yes. Be careful, you could easily hurt yourself, others, or break things.

what if i hit the button a bunch of times and nothing happened?

in therey.

*Theory

Can you post a picture of the button?

Wait don't those funny blue buttons drop the pianos and stuff?

...not asking for any reason. Just curious.

Yes. Be careful, you could easily hurt yourself, others, or break things.

Holy quack you guys have no life.

We all have lives outside of Toonblr. You just don't see them because they're, well, outside of Toonblr.

stickylous-blueglue

there are so many name droppers

stickylous-blueglue

CAN YOU GUYS BLOW THEM UP ANY FASTER PLEASE I WILL GIVE FOR FUN TOONTASKS JUST GET THEM OUT

o7

stickylous-blueglue

i owe you everythng coach

You don't owe me anything.

stickylous-blueglue

there are so many name droppers

stickylous-blueglue

CAN YOU GUYS BLOW THEM UP ANY FASTER PLEASE I WILL GIVE FOR FUN TOONTASKS JUST GET THEM OUT

o7

Coach,

I love taking down buildings, but sometimes I worry I'm not doing enough to support my party. How do you make sure you're being a good teammate when you're lower Laff?

As long as you're pulling your weight, there's no problem. If you're really worried, you can always grab some Laff ToonTasks.

I hate to admit, I don't have much advice for ubers.

#anon #ask #advice

COGS ARE SO SCARY COACH

They are.

But they're so much weaker than they seem.

Pick up the pie, and take hold. You've got this.

If you're having trouble with a ToonTask, a building,or an HQ, ask for help. Whether it be from a friend, a more experienced toon, or a whole guild, there's a lot of people willing to assist. If you can't find anyone to ask, or if you're too nervous to ask outright, put up a request on a help forum! The most popular one is ToonHQ, which has a variety of different categories for what you want.

There's kind toons out there.

And, hey, don't be afraid to ask me for help. I didn't become a Coach because I hated cog battles.

Oh, Flan! I'm sorry, I thought that was a typo (misspelling made by clicking the wrong key).

I'm glad you guys are staying out of trouble, alright? And if you wanna train, just tell me, I can make house calls.

Okay :) You should come by sometime. It'd be fun. Fig would wanna meet you.

I'll see what I can do. Maybe give your mom my number?

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