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a watched thot never toils

3pm on a tuesday. and for what

Jerk it in a boat call it stroke on the water

You misheard me- our cult practices spear ritualism. We're going to stab you now

got a job at mcdonalds as a cheeseburger

goo doctor (gloptometrist)

dick that spins cockwise

I'd kill a man to kiss a pretty girl rn

you live and you learn, you love and you yearn

all hallow's ween

the world needs more rumpus rooms

gronch

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

tennis elbow? last time I checked, tennis didn't have elbows

im fool