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✨I apologize for the way my blog looks on a computer but honestly who doesn't tumblr only on their phone now?✨

[mytearsrricochet]

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

thanks. Have a great day

[cutekittensarefun]

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[househunting-canada]

$1,150,000

4 bedrooms

Charlotte, NB

Mi’kmaq territory

[masseduction]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

me when someone asks what my goals for the future are

[surprisebitch]

The Money Trinity

[greedyforlove]

reblog this and money will come your way

[viperthestripper-blog]

🙏🏻

[fuckboyzuko]

McDonald’s has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You’re supposed to mix and match items, but there’s nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure I wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about.

[tealpaws]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

This is a good map

[hsmdaily]

Ten years ago [December 31st, 2005] Troy and Gabriella met for the first time.

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

surprisebitch:

when he big and you about to pull down his underwear to suck his dick

[deincousin-blog]

Ihr seid am Ende, doch habt eure Ziele nicht erreicht.

(via deincousin)

[pistachio-nacho-deactivated2020]

[eatshitdirtbag]

[nnohul-deactivated20200112]

 cyberspace princess 

[keyofnik]

[cute-overload]

My friend works at a vet clinic. She got to meet this guy today. http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/KdKCSv6

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Your vulnerability inspires sadism.

Henry Miller, from a letter to Anaïs Nin featured in A Literate Passion: Letters Of Anaïs Nin & Henry Miller (1932 - 1953)

[brittany-murphy]