"2. The Almosts: Any guy will tell you that the "I almost fucked her" girls haunt you more than anything. Ultimately these girls have been more crippling than the ex-girlfriend I just told you about. At least I got to fuck her six ways from Sunday (by the way, is anyone out there able to explain this expression to me? I don't get it). It's the ones you don't get to fuck that give you nightmares. In the first year after my big breakup with "The Wildcat" (we'll call her that from now on) I had 3 almosts, that have done more collective damage than the Wildcat ever did."
As a man, you're incredibly damaged every time you nearly fuck a woman but don't actually get it in there. We know, bro. We feel you. You've got Captain Corrigan at Red Alert, but the Stank Train derails just before the tunnel into the Bone Zone, dragging your psyche through a nightmarish world of self-incrimination. What happened? Did you flub the lines your Game mentor posted on The Attraction Forums? Did she notice that you haven't been to the gym this month? Is your Nissan 350Z no longer the New Hotness? Your shoulders sag. You gut extends. You shuffle aimlessly around, lacking the courage of your convictions. You can't help yourself... you are
COCK SULKING
Our first Cock Sulker comes from a blog called The Slump, a cock-sulky name if ever there was one. He begins by bemoaning his cruel fate:
"This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my friends. This is the true and unfortunate story of a man in his mid-twenties who hasn't been with a woman in over 3 years. There have been many contributing factors to this historic slump, most of which are self imposed."
And it just gets sulkier from there, as a lists the mind-shattering brushes with sexual activity that got him in his current state. Give him a go!