Warnings: mentions of drugging (lol), handling reader, force-feeding
author's note: I'm going to be so real I do this every time my period comes around. Like I cramp so bad but I REFUSE to take a painkiller (pls tell me I'm not the only one).
♡ albedo ♡
♡ Honestly the first time you told him you were in pain but didnt want painkillers he just stared at you blankly.
♡ Like he understood it, but he didnt like the idea of you being in pain for no reason when the solution was right there.
♡ The next occasion you do experience pain, all of a sudden you're not even in pain and you gush abt it to him. You smile so brightly and tell him you're immune to pain now because you powered through it.
♡ He knows thats not how it works but acts all surprised, even congratulates you, and kisses your cheek as a well done.
♡ In reality, everytime you're on the verge of feeling pain, he will have already fed you a painkiller in one way or another.
♡ This man is an Alchemist, he can think up any way to make you take a painkiller without you noticing.
♡ That hot chocolate with the marshmallow on top he gave you casually in Dragonspine? Yeah, that marshmallow was a painkiller.
♡ He is lowkey amazed that he's able to drug you so easily, and keeps a mental note of it.
"Would you like another mug of hot coco? Hmm, tea? Sure. It might take a while though, the... satchels have been frozen solid for some time."
♡ alhaitham ♡
♡ Honestly just rolls his eyes at you.
♡ He might try to fight you with logic and give you multiple reputable references.
♡ Will give up in the end because you're stubborn and he knows you wont listen so he won't waste his time.
♡ Will tease you if he sees you wriggling in pain in the couch.
♡ Secretly does watch over you though. Half the time he's sat on the other end of the couch 'reading' his book, hes looking up after every chapter.
♡ He'd have to re-read it all cos he was too annoyed with the situation.
"Every sentence you say is just disrespecting countless hours of research. You're being absurd, but I'm sure you know that."
♡ baizhu ♡
♡ Will frown at you and shake his head with a disappointed sigh.
♡ Doesn't understand you at all and softly explains to you that its harmless whilst you're sat in one of he beds in bubu pharmacy
♡ When he realises you won't give up on your case he will sigh and kiss you on the forehead to get some tea.
♡ Will tend to you and light up some soothing incense that puts you to sleep and then leaves you alone.
♡ Qiqi would come into your room with a glass of water and a painkiller every 5 minutes tho and you start to feel bad because you know she's forgotten that you've denied her the last 7 times now.
♡ You give in and spare Qiqi any further torture.
• That's was Baizhus doing by the way.
"Such a sweet darling. I knew they wouldn't want to work our little Qiqi too hard"Changsheng: "They're just as stubborn as you were when we first met. Perhaps you should try disciplining them"
♡ childe ♡
♡ Oddly enough he gets it and pats you on the back.
♡ He can completely understand cos he does the same exact thing for the same exact reason!
♡ Will encourage you to push through the pain.
♡ If he sees you really struggling he will get worried and frown at you.
♡ Will continue to bug you all day so you take one just so he stops.
♡ Will kiss you everywhere once you do and keep you in his arms because you feel like you failed.
"Its okay to take a breather once in a while. Trust me, you're doing fine as you are. Don't beat yourself up about it too much"
♡ cyno ♡
♡ Will stare at you blankly, blanker than usual.
♡ Sighs and shakes his head.
♡ Hands you one pain-killer and a glass of water and has his strict General Mahamatra voice on.
♡ He doesn't use that one often so you do feel a bit intimidated.
♡ If you try run away from him, good luck. He'd catch up and hold you hostage in your own home.
♡ Will keep telling you horrible jokes till you crack and finally give in.
♡ Smirks when he's accomplished his mission.
"You know what? Maybe I am the painkiller, because you only ever call me when you're hurting"
♡ dahlia ♡
♡ "Oh Barbatos! Not this again!"
♡ Will be sooooo over your sht, I'm talking whining, groaning and rolling his eyes to the point you feel embarrassed you're not taking a painkiller.
♡ He knows exactly what he's doing.
♡ If you're out on the street he'll point out at random people and explain how they have a bad situation going on and that the answer to solving it is SO clear, but they're just blind to seeing it.
♡ Archons forbid you go into the cathedral with him, he'll pray extra loud not just for you to hear but everyone else too.
♡ Your ears grow hot and he walks up to you looking all innocent with a charming smile on his face.
"You see that man over there, he's been playing tunes on his lyre for years now, without a home. I gave him an opportunity to perform with our choir with housing in our cathedral and he said no. To this day, he's STILL homeless!"
"Dear Lord Barbatos. I'd like to thank you for all the advanced forms of medicines you have blessed us with here in Mondstat. Only a fools mind would ever take what you have given us for granted."
♡ diluc ♡
♡ Huffs softly at first and stares at you with his lips pressed into a line.
♡ Is not pleased with you but knows he can't force you to take a painkiller.
♡ Would probably kiss your forehead and tell you to rest in bed for the day.
♡ You do notice that a lot of the maids have been paying you visits in your room, urging you to take one.
♡ Diluc would make sure to get off work earlier that day just to come back to see how you're doing.
"You're being hard on yourself for no reason. But if you wish to put yourself through the pain, at least rest. I'll call on the maids to keep you safe till im back."
♡ kaveh ♡
♡ Is astounded at your words and begins to laugh before going all serious.
♡ Will call you out for being a dumbass and tell you to go back to the akademiya.
♡ You both end up yelling at each other and he'll grab your cheeks and force feed it.
♡ You'd scream the whole time and he wont care (He definitely does because he apologises frantically as he's doing it)
♡ When he's done he'd dust his hands and huff, pointing his chin up like he'd done something extremely heroic.
"Don't ignore me like i didnt just save your life! I did you a favour! Come here, I'll do anything. Wait, no, dont ignore me!"
♡ kazuha ♡
♡ Is silenced and just frowns at you.
♡ He looks so much like a puppy thats just been kicked that you almost feel like taking a pill just so he doesnt make that face (he doesnt even realise hes made the face)
♡ Would try to gently explain to you that it was harmless but gives up pretty easily since he doesnt want to argue with you.
♡ Will tend to you whenever, and keep a close watch on you instead.
♡ If you pull this on the Crux... thats a different story.
♡ He will not be as patient with you and will be pretty strict - he's dead serious when it comes to your well-being especially when you're in the middle of the ocean.
♡ Might even lock u up in the cabin and not let you out till you do because he doesnt take no for an answer. And its for the best, because if Beidou caught word, she'd probably be meaner.
♡ Its the first time you would feel intimidated by Kazuha of all ppl. But once you take the pill he'd go all soft and sweet again like nothing happened.
"I really think you should consider it... I do not wish to see you suffer any longer"
"When you're on the Crux you dont get the luxury of choice, dove. If you insist on being stubborn any longer I may just call for Beidou... or... I can deal with you myself. Which do you prefer?"
♡ kinich ♡
♡ For the first time ever Kinich let's Ajaw yap on and on about how you're being absolutely ridiculous.
♡ But when he sees you getting evidently gloomy he sighs.
♡ He doesnt want to agree with Ajaw because it'll only rile him up even more, so he just takes your wrist and pulls you through his tribe.
♡ Will lead you to a specialist who he hopes can coax you with some sort of remedy for your pain - one that doesnt involve a standard 'painkiller pill'.
♡ Will wait for you outside till you're done, and during that time he'd somehow convince Ajaw to apologise (even though he lowkey agreed w Ajaw - he wont let him know that part tho).
"You worry too much about these things. But if it really concerns you so much, I may know someone who can help"
♡ lyney ♡
♡ Has the same look as Kazuha but its amplified by 10x and yes, he is completely aware of how devastated he looks
♡ Is genuinely lost for the first time and will be whining about how youre being unreasonable.
♡ The poor thing just really wants you to feel okay and you willingly not taking medication to ease pain will cause HIM pain.
♡ Like he is stressed outttttt!!!
♡ Will eventually slap his face and get all determined to make sure you feel better in any way possible.
♡ Prepare to be spoiled and pampered and tucked into bed like a princess.
♡ Will lightly scold you for being more fussy than lynette and you get a little offended.
"You know i can't magic away the pain so please??? Hmm? C'mon... you know i dont like seeing you in so much pain"
♡ scaramouche ♡
♡ Literally would not care. He'd be like "why are you even telling me this? I could care less"
♡ He does notice that you are looking pretty weak during the day and then ends up snapping at you to take one.
♡ Dont get him wrong, he doesnt care about you, he cares abt you messing up the mission.
♡ This is when he'd want you to take one.
♡ And if you refuse? Well, he'd smirk and lean into you, a dangerous glint in his eyes.
♡ Let's just say you're in for a LOT more pain, thats for sure.
"Let's see how much pain you can actually handle, hmm? What's the matter, is it too much? I thought you wanted to test your limits?"
♡ tighnari ♡
♡ Dead stare. Are you serious right now?
♡ His sassiness comes out today because he's just never heard anything this absurd from his own lover.
♡ Would tell you not to complain or groan if you're going to be stubborn. And trust me, he will hear even the slightest change in your breathing.
♡ His ears flinch again and he snaps his gaze to you, he scrunches his eyebrows at you and looks all angry (super cute tho).
♡ Pushes you a potion he was working on and turns away with a scoff.
"Drink it. Its not a traditional painkiller, its all natural. It won't be as powerful, so its fine, right? Thats what you're worried about after all. Does that work with your nonsense train of thought?"
♡ venti ♡
♡ Will look at you silently and then start laughing.
♡ Stops laughing and stares at you.
♡ Will ask if you're being serious and then apologise for laughing and then laughs again.
♡ Will whine about you being dramatic and narrow his eyes when he realises you're not going to give in.
♡ Somehow utilises his powers to get it in you.
♡ He'll be playful with it though. Like he'd get you distracted and shove it in and you wont even notice till its over.
"I have a trick for you. They say if you see a crystalfly spin 3 times you need to open your mouth and look up the sky will become pink. There! Did you see it? Open, quickly!"
♡ wanderer ♡
♡ Rolls his eyes, like really rolls them.
♡ "Are you an idiot?"
♡ Will get so tired your your bs especially when you're starting to look really bad.
♡ Will pretend he had planned out a night out with you in the market but then says he'd have to leave you out since you're unwell, and he doesn't want to carry around 'dead weight'.
♡ Says he's gonna go alone (he won't, he'll probably go somewhere secluded and stay there for 2 hours).
♡ He wont have to go alone cos he knows you LOVE the night market in Sumeru city. And Wanderer is never open to going out to the markets in the night because of the noise and crowds. This was a RARE opportunity
"Its a shame, I really wanted to go to the night market with you. But I'm sure I'll be able to find someone else I know while I'm there. I'll let you know how it goes~"
"Oh? What's this? Finally coming round to it huh? How charming, you wanna spend time with me that badly?"
♡ wriothesley ♡
♡ Yeah no that's not going to work on this man.
♡ He would send you straight to sigewinne but she can be real scary so he will try deal with it himself first.
♡ Will say you're being unreasonable yada yada and start to find it amusing when you push back.
♡ Like, you know damn well you can't push back the Head of the Fortress of Meropide, right?
♡ Will get handsy if he has to. I honestly think he'd be able to just pin both your wrists w one hand and get it done.
♡ But if it comes down to it, cuffs will be involved - for restraining purposes only, of course.
"Aw that's really touching. You really think you can put up a fight against me, huh? Be good for me now and take it, yeah?"
♡ xiao ♡
♡ Frowns, "that's a very unreasonable way to handle things"
♡ Has more of an appreciation for modern day medicines since he's visited bubu pharmacy for quite a bit for his own problems. So he's a bit more educated on these things.
♡ Doesn't understand your worries at all but knows there's no shaking your resolve.
♡ Will honestly start getting upset at you if he sees you in visible pain, and yes, he can tell when you're trying to hide it from him.
♡ Will sigh again, pull you in, and look you in the eyes.
♡ And in a blink, you're already passed out in his arms.
♡ He catches you and teleports to his room, laying you in his bed. Will watch over your dreams and make sure you're sleeping peacefully.
"I apologise for this... but I truly can't watch you suffer like that. At least this way, I can take care of you. Sweet dreams"
Like I said in a previous post, I knew Rosalie was gonna get paired off with a man, for editorial, cultural and historical reasons, and again, I don't mind, because even if the author had to pair her off, I'm glad she still wrote such an earnest gay character.
But man I wasn't expecting the comphet to be so ridiculous.
Bernard: Rosalie, you remind me of my mother. Is it alright if I fall in love with you
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