WHAT AM I DOING

Tanya/Kazimir he/any INTP 5w4 954 ˚✧₊⁎ ⁎⁺˳✧༚ 20 y/o~Bi/genderfluid ˚✧₊⁎ ⁎⁺˳✧༚depressed Barbie world ˚✧₊⁎ ⁎⁺˳✧༚

[coctyusheart]

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xxvexhexx (twitter)

@xvexhexx is my art blog :3

[sydsartcorner]

hi guys I come to offer floyd breaking containment

[geblek888]

🪞🦇 💞 :D

@ gatinarios

[ensorcello]

“a certain someone” and “an old friend of mine”….totally have no idea who that could be

[draconym]

[coctyusheart]

Hear me out

Socially anxious brat tamer x brat who socializes for them

[92x]

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

[solsticelosthermind]

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

RECRUITERS LIE

[transfaguette]

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

[michiesque]

bro i swear if more people actually THOUGHT about valdangelo instead of going "oh i didn't know we were doing that what the hell..." because they've never put those two together in their heads i'm so sure there would be way more of us

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Nico: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Percy: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

[corvzly]

i’ve been seeing way to much transandrophobia lately

so i want to try something

reblog if your blog is a safe space for transmascs

please. we need the support.

[michiesque]

WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN NICO CANONICALLY KEPT THE ONLY EVIDENCE OF LEO'S SURVIVAL IN HIS POCKET FOR MONTHS AFTER OTHER CAMPERS SAW IT JUST SO HE COULD LOOK AT IT AND CONTINUE TO BE ANGRY AT LEO BECAUSE HE CAN'T HANDLE THE OTHER EMOTIONS ASSOCIATED WITH LEO

[road0flife]

[coctyusheart]

Me when Aphrodite was like go on tumblr instead of doomscrolling

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[coctyusheart]

Shhh 2016

[greelin]

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

[greelin]

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.