[internet-sentences]

I miss #mymale… I watched too many spooky e-horror YouTubes and frightened myself and wish he was here to cling to me and sweat on me

[mistywhiskerz]

Spent the past 3 days working hard on this, enjoy!

[ibelieveinfairies425]

Nobody has any idea how much this means to me, especially that it’s to a Lemon Demon song

[pjackk]

Wake up

Think about deep shit

Eat pussy

Wright poetry

drink gin

Dream deaply

Repeat

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[phaeton-flier]

would you rather take, (tax-free)

$50,000

50% chance of $1,000,000

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

[digital-meat]

we dont need to change anything because I like how veiny it is

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[internet-sentences]

Me: I’m calling because I need your expertise explaining the prevalence of Hello Kitty and Monster Energy in Instagram motorcycle culture

Situationship: hello love nice to see your cute face… is that really why you’re calling

Me: I’m also at my toxic grouphouse and the problematic entities stick to themselves when I have a guy present or on the phone

Situationship: uh huh… aren’t they supposedly feminist

Me: supposedly… and I wanted to see your tattoos…

Situationship: there we go… our tattoos love you

Cool housemate: wait is this Professor Karate? I want to meet him

Me: no this is my temporarily paralyzed pet racer

Situationship: that’s me… want to see me flex my arm muscles

Cool housemate: lol where do you find these men… your life is insane I love it

Situationship: sure I’ll just sit here like a sack of meat on display

Me: hang on let me move somewhere more private and then you can display more of your meat

Situationship: there we go… sounds good. Anyway if it’s White Monster specifically it’s a cock joke

[librarycards]

i could be your ferocious tiger...or your baby kitty :)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mikelogan]

MOTHER MARY (2026) dir. David Lowery

[internet-sentences]

I’m huffing the pheromones/sweat smell from the omegaverse heterosexuality nest I’ve been banging bro in for the past week to try to get a pleasant baseline established before I need to start scooping rotting mayo out from swimming pool with a bucket

[internet-sentences]

I miss #mynest and #mymale… I’m super sweaty but don’t want to shower it off yet because I can still smell his #boybody on mine

[internet-sentences]

I’m so happy that the household friendly old man that my partner is boy BFFs with and helps with executive functioning and life tasks seems to have granted his stamp of approval to us as a pairing… he says we look nice together because we’re both tall and that bro is an exceptionally sweet boy despite his fondness for offensive edgelord humor and that we should consider moving in together at some point. He also gave me a really good off the cuff from memory rundown on all bro’s academic publication deadlines and said don’t let him procrastinate. Lmao

[segamascott]

[uncomfortablecliche]

​kept thinking about this post at the neurologist yesterday

[cosmonautroger]

Genesis, The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway, 1974

[balaclava-trismegistus]

what’s the point of anything I’m sick of going on social media it makes me hate everything and everyone and realise how fucked the world truly is why am I even still alive what’s the point of me carrying on (unintentional lyricism but like help me out here)

Check out what's over the next hill. It's really great.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

NEVER STOP GAMBLING

[mynewplaidpants2]

Charles Melton on the set of Her Private Hell