eye for an eye.

[codadamaged-blog]

perignotus‌:

❛      I  think  you  only  have  yourself  to  worry  about  impressing.     ❜   She  leans  forward,  chin  in  hands  with  girlish  enthusiasm,  eyes  burrowing  into  him  while  thin  lips  twist  upward  into  a  smile.  Oh  how  she  loved  to  poke  and  prod.  She’d  find  old  wounds,  she’d  open  up  new  ones  if  she  had  to                anything  to  get  a  rise.

            ❛ oh yeah, huh?  then who do you have to impress?   a bunch of corpses lying around that share your same since of morbidity? or my ALTERNATE SELF?  the one you like so much before even talking to? ❜  he narrowed his eyes, pursing his lips.    ❛ dunno if you’re her TYPE.   we’re the same person anyways. ❜

[codadamaged-blog]

classic !   @mcrtimersmith / @insheepsclothing

[codadamaged-blog]

perignotus‌:

Immediately  she  rolls  her  eyes,  tuning  him  out   as  he  speaks.  As  if  to  drive  the  point  across  further,  she  examines  her  nails,  neatly  shaped  but  not  without  dirt  underneath.  ❛    God  you’re  such  a  bore  sometimes,  you  know  that ?  All  I’ve  gone  here  and  I’ve  done  this  and  I  destroyed  this  civilization.  Who  are  you even  trying  to  impress  at  this  point ?   ❜

              ❛   you think i’m trying to impress anyone?   you think there’s anyone i care about enough to want to impress?    this is just my daily fucking life━━  i could be talking about wiping my ass after i take a dump. sorry your life isn’t as interesting as what’s in my toilet, but i don’t need to go around looking for trouble to entertain myself. ❜    his voice was monotone and unenthused.  this wasn’t an argument.

[codadamaged-blog]

perignotus‌:

❛    Oh  I’m  sorry,  I  forgot  about  your  vast  experience  in  the  summoning  and  binding  of  old  gods.  And  here  I  am  talking  to  a  legend.    ❜    Or  something  else  rather;  frankly,  she’d  probably  take  her  chances  with  the  ancient  evil.  

           ❛   every planet and their moon has some kinda shitty ancient evil OLD GOD sort of bullshit.  and i’m IT in like a good few dozen of ‘em.  just grab a few pots and pans━━  start bangin’ them around and those split dick glorified garden gnomes will be crawling out over their balls from the inverted assholes they call home.   ❜    despite himself, any half wit excuse for a wannabe old god liked seeking him out the moment he did jackall to its planet. he was sick of them at this point. 

[codadamaged-blog]

perignotus‌:

❛     Hey  that’s  a  fantastic  idea !  I  should  just  go  ask  her  to  begin  with.   ❜  Gapped  teeth  flash  into  a  vicious  grin,  hoping  it  would  only  make  the  wound  that  much  saltier.  She  throws  an  arm  over  his  shoulder  and  leans  towards  him.  ❛     It’ll  be  a  fantastic  bonding  experience.  It’s  a  shame  you  won’t  be  there.   ❜

           ❛ go ahead.  leave a message on her desk.     maybe she’ll get to it, maybe she won’t. ❜     she was ever elusive, the alternate of his alternate.   she seemed only to appear when she felt like threatening him━━  which only further convinced him that these two would make a good MATCH. 

❛ i’m sure it would be.  i mean- it was back when i did it. wish you were there, but THREE’S A CROWD.   ❜

[codadamaged-blog]

' hey you think if I awaken an ancient evil I can trick it into doing my bidding? eh, I'm gonna do it anyway. '

[codadamaged-blog]

❛ Aren't you tired of going batshit? Don't you just wanna be. . . Soft? ❜

[codadamaged-blog]

im sorry that last post was so BATSHIT but i miss writing for a stupidly complex & contradictory idiot.  i use asks to really go off and writing stupid prose is fun to me, lmao. 

[codadamaged-blog]

damn,,,, why you still breathin???

[codadamaged-blog]

me: this blog is inactive also me: i think im going to hang out here today :)

[codadamaged-blog]

@betterthanmorty

[codadamaged-blog]

      ❛ i’ve been replaced by a fucking cat. ❜

[codadamaged-blog]

&. unsacrificedsafety‌ ━ ⌬|

What the fuck kind of child had she stumbled upon. “Wage–what? Kid, just come back so we can talk. JESUS CHRIST.” She had started to run after him, but almost immediately huffed, bent down, and rested her hands on her knees. 

        ❛ talk is CHEAP.  now is the time for action ! ❜    he keeps running. look at that boy go. it was as if he spent his entire life running from the feds with how fast his little legs are carrying him. he sure would love it if he could turn into a car right about now.

[codadamaged-blog]

ya’ll @ing me in shit and making me come back? smh

[perignotus]

hey @codadamaged look at this ancient relic 

[mcrtimersmith]

mortimer: serious. chill. probably plotting your untimely downfall just because you looked at him wrong. “i have a problem” “kill a rick. solves everything.” actually fucking terrifying when he’s pissed off.

@codadamaged: watch me as i infect myself with nine types of diseases just to win a bet. constant lmao but is tired about it. also super chill but??? oh shit he just shut down a company and sent 49540958049850 ricks into unemployment.

@insheepsclothing: the personification of a knife emoji. tiny hands meant to cause so much crime. an infinite amount of dogs wHERE IS HE GETTING THEM? tiny baby rick in the office with him? set it carefully in a trash can.

[dean-sam-winchesterbros]

[bottleddcddyissues]

@codadamaged ;;