I Can Be Your Vice

Cody Mooney | 22 | Applause

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what's something (or someone) you shouldn't have done, but did anyways?

Probably a lot, but you know me. No ragrets.

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what is the most difficult part of your career?

Being constantly monitored by press. Most of the time it’s a nice ego boost, but when my manager is like “Yo don’t fuck up” it’s puts a little pressure on and you become hyper aware of what you’re doing, you know?

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what makes you sad?

Thinking about the last 2 seasons of The Office.

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how did you get your start into comedy?

Honestly, I was a little shit in school and fucked around in class and it made people laugh. Does that count? If not, I did improv for a little bit in high school but like I got signed onto Applause pretty soon after, so I suppose it’s just raw talent.

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favorite impressions to do?

Not to brag but I do a mean Ben Affleck and Jimmy Fallon. Although I do wanna try Rob Lowe or Mark Wahlberg sometime.Although I gotta admit that I’m a little upset I’ll never get to work on my Scaramucci anymore.

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have/would you fuck a costar

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bitches or hoes

Hoes, totally.

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ofstvrlights:

      the door clicked behind callie as she made her way up to the rooftop pool, which had been reserved for members of bridge broadcasting. she stepped into the elevator dressed in an comfortable off the shoulder sweatshirt and shorts over her swimsuit, nodding her head slightly as the lift went up floor after floor. a light ding echoed around the compartment as it arrived at the roof. the actress exited and made her way to the empty pool, phone in hand, texting cody that she had arrived. after a few minutes, another ding of the elevator alerted callie to his arrival. she turned her head towards the lift and greeted him with a lazy smile. “hey, baywatch.” @codymoons

After the long day that the first day of Bridgecon had given him, Cody was more than happy to relax. A night in the pool sounds perfect, and for Cody, the fact he’s being accompanied by a girl makes it all the more better. He didn’t really start to get ready until he actually got the text that Callie made it to the pool. He doesn’t like being the first one to show up and having to wait for the other person. It’s sad and makes you seem desperate, and that’s not Cody’s style. Once he got her text, he changed into his swim trunks, putting a t-shirt on as well. He may or may not have changed with his curtain open, showing off his room to the city of Orlando, but hey, if it’s really a big deal, then it’ll end up on some TMZ site tomorrow morning. Nothing worth worrying about. Cody also made sure to grab his bowl and some of his weed, just in case the two wanted to really kill two birds with one stone, and wrapped it up in his towel, so not to seem suspicious in case he runs into anybody that could reprimand him for it. Once he got to the roof, he gave a sly grin and nodded to greet her. “Hey, damsel.” Putting his stuff down on a pool chair next to her, he stood between the chair and the pool. “So, do you wanna start off by smoking up or stripping down?”

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imessage ✉ cody + callie.

callie: wouldn't be opposed to that either

callie: lazy isn't the attitude of an actor on an award winning show now is it

callie: again, i'm honored. what'd i do to deserve it all? omw back to the hotel now :-)

cody: well then maybe we can kill two birds with one stone

cody: what can i say, i've gotta save my energy for fridays at 11

cody: nothing, you've just been your gorgeous self. can't wait for you to get back.

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imessage ✉ cody + callie.

callie: i'm not sure. that's up to you too.

callie: that sounds like a good plan. yeah, of course, a hair flip and dramatic look into the camera and everything.

callie: i'll have to save you at some point, though, so i'm not just the damsel in distress.

cody: well there is at least one way i can prove it, the high part at least

cody: well i'm typically too lazy to get myself into trouble, but perhaps i will just for you

cody: can't keep a lady unsatisfied

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imessage ✉ cody + callie.

callie: i just think you gotta prove it from time to time, yknow?

callie: i'm honored then that my opinion matters

callie: yeah you can go all baywatch :-) i'm coming back to the hotel soon. might take you up then. you know, for my safety.

cody: and how would you like me to prove it?

cody: but of course

cody: well then, i may just get my shorts prepared. just be willing to wait a couple extra seconds to be saved, cause if i'm gonna go all baywatch, you know i gotta run in slow motion

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imessage ✉ cody + callie.

callie: i mean are you sure you're a high class guy though?

callie: that's what the fans are for. you've already got thousands of girls fawning over you and growing that ego for you... don't need silly old me, hm?

callie: you're right, it could. i'd like to think i'm a pretty brave one, but some company might be nice. and insurance to be sure i don't drown.

callie: well, i might just take you up on that offer pretty soon.

cody: are you trying to imply that i'm not?

cody: please, your praise means the world to me, baby

cody: well in that case, don't hesitate to take it up. consider me your own personal life guard.

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imessage ✉ cody + callie.

callie: first class for a first class guy, huh?

callie: damn, i guess i'll have to get an earlier start next time.

callie: mmm thanks c, your input's always appreciated :-) poolside is my favorite. might head back later tbh

cody: you know it

cody: sure, but if that doesn't work out i'm fine with late arrivals. anything to keep the ego growing

cody: you know, a big pool all by yourself in the middle of the night...could get pretty scary.

cody: luckily i just so happened to have brought my trunks so if you ever need a buddy, hmu

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imessage ✉ cody + callie.

callie: hope you had a good flight from la to orlando

callie: saw the pap pics while i was scrolling through twitter, not looking too bad, mooney.

callie: but don't let it get to your head. i might be too late with that, though.

cody: first class baby, only way I know how ✌️

cody: too late my head is already huge

cody: but i saw your pic on insta, it looks like orlando has been treating you pretty good too