Call Me Crazy

Sam. She/her. 27. Sanctuary sideblog every-seven-years. Fangirl trash. Mostly just shit I find hilarious and middle aged actresses that I adore. Still love Mildolyn but I’m back on my SVU bullshit so welcome to it. Barson, my beloved, Olivia Benson, my comfort character

[coffee-is-below-my-standards]

Already Gone | Barson

My latest Barson edit ✨

song: Already Gone - Dermot Kennedy

[coffee-is-below-my-standards]

yo i've been watching your svu fanvids and just wanted to say THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE YOU DO AMAZING WORK! like the songs are so perfectly chosen and the scenes are amazing?? i've been listening to "choke" on repeat since discovering the song thru your fanvid (and also speaking of which you picked SUCH good scenes for that one from the lewis arc) and loving you is a losing game... jesus what a great one. anyways been watching and rewatching and i love your work (＞ᴥ＜)ゝ

Wow! Way to make a girl’s day! This is so sweet of you to say, and I’m so glad you’ve been enjoying my edits! Thank you so so much!

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[lacefuneral]

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

[covetedasfuck]

The “mad scientist” trope is becoming a lost art, kudos to severance for embracing it so gloriously. She shows up, she kills people, she (probably) stalks you, she steals your snacks and moves into your basement, she’ll do experimental brain surgery any time any place. And she’s kind of adorable. God bless.

[why-yes-i-am-an-adult]

Good fucking news everybody!

[kublakola]

the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.

[eagans]

[buotella]

She was my family too, Mark. Fuck.

DEVON SCOUT-HALE & GEMMA SCOUT SEVERANCE 2.07 - "Chikhai Bardo"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

[bakwaaas]

I actually just love a proper devoted love story with no cheating, no distractions, no break ups, just two people who match each others freak to the highest level

[lesbianboyfriends]

There’s something so healing about a bagel with cream cheese. So beautiful, so pure. Thank you bagel with cream cheese my beloved.

[kdramamilfs]

'i cant believe shes 50 shes still so beautiful' 'she hasnt aged one day past 30' 'how is she STILL gorgeous??' you people are so weak. how about aging is hot and signs of age are sexy and shes getting more attractive every year. how about that

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[donniehaspronouns]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[demonprincex]

people need to think real hard about where the concept of a minor even came from, and what reaching the age of "majority" even means from a legal standpoint, and how the social construction of adulthood and childhood functions to oppress and isolate kids. people always assume there is some nefarious purpose lurking behind somebody saying this, but as a transmasc white birthday boy i can get away with saying it without catching any accusations so i'll be the one to do it. if we want kids to be safe from predation they need to have legal autonomy, privacy, and the ability to seek help from other people who are not their legal "owners" (typically but not always their parents)

[zemiotics-deactivated20260522]

#often when the concept of a 'minor' shows up its in relation to the age of consent bc sex is the big scary boogeyman#but even there the difference btwn a 17 and 18 yr old (hell even 16/19yr olds. whatever) is not some special metaphysical gate you go thru#it is a huge shift in legal status and rights. (with some weight given to more culturally-specific milestones/life experiences --#-- but those are more flexible which is also the point)#which can have really big implications on the power structures at play and the capacity for harm#but it is this power structure! that makes the harm possible!

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

#The youth is an oppressed class. this is my craziest take.#This goes further beyond the family unit. everywhere across the world “minors” are treated like animals to be subjugated and locked away.#Care is only afforded if you play by the “rules.“ if you voice your needs in a way that isn't “annoying” to easily bothered adults.#It's terrible within the family unit and it's terrible outside too. what's the point of screaming & crying for help if even outsiders treat#-you like cockroaches? a hundred kids going through untold abuse and the best everyone can do is treat them like pests?#“Not my kid not my problem” Well it fucking should be! Get over your sheer hatred for the youth and start seeing them as humans like you!

I don't think this is a crazy take. tbh I think if anything this is an inevitable analytical conclusion of any kind of revolutionary politic rooted in systematic analysis and I think that, at the very least, any Marxist worth their salt must acknowledge and understand the unique and violently subjugated experience that literally all children experience under the familial patriarchy. bell hooks said as much (in less marxist terms) in All About Love.

[sweetteaandpie-deactivated20260]

considering everything that's going on in the world, there is no more apropos time than the present for amanda tapping to return to television as a woman in charge and dressed in leather to save the world from dark, evil sci fi forces.

just saying.

[1anonyymous1]

please be patient with me im from the 1900s