CoffeeCone’s Tumblr Expedition and Art Dump

I run on coffee, spite, and a complete lack of a healthy sleep schedule. I make an attempt to draw stuff semi-regularly. Also, I’m new here. Ask me about Kurt.

[coffeecone]

love seeing mutual notifs for reblogging late at night. like damn girl same sleep schedule?

[fagstaynight]

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

[coffeecone]

“hot girl morning,” I say aloud, knowing full well I don’t look hot or like a girl. I trip and hit my head on my full length mirror, shattering it and bleeding out on my beige carpet

[coffeecone]

watching those men fuck with a bucket of popcorn in one hand and recording it on a pink DSi in the other

[nerdreamer]

[unpeeled-human]

fuck your os fuck your os fuck your os

[gaynfl-moved]

i don't think anyone but americans get opinions on burgers. that's my new stance on the whole thing.

[coffeecone]

ok but like. McDonald’s burgers and Wendy’s burgers are wayyyyyy too different to lump into the same category. McDonald’s are short, wide, and come with more mayo than patty. Wendy’s on the other hand, stand tall and firm, have perfectly balanced condiments, AND you get more patty per burger because the patties are square instead of rounded. I am an american though I feel anyone could appreciate the difference between the lower caste of fast food burgers and the merchant class of express eats. unless we’re talking about actual restaurants in which case the burger quality range is broad and multi layered. anyways accurate post

[skyekurisu]

Me, sometimes, out of nowhere, at no specific time and for no specific reason.

[skyekurisu]

Does this work for you?

[skyekurisu]

[skyekurisu]

@siverfanweedo

I can do this all day

[skyekurisu]

Plus one I made for my friend, 17.

[skyekurisu]

@zylauniverse

@rookeryblue

[beargirlstink]

Can you make the dr pepper one w the trans shirt. The first one validated me enough but i

[skyekurisu]

@fishing-lesbian-catgirl

@crotchapple

@amantesmortem

@shit-garbage

Oof

[skyekurisu]

Adding some I had in another post because people couldn't find them

@thisismisogynoir

[alex-the-destroyer]

For this guy

[girl-detector]

[coffeecone]

I’m so tired I could sleep a horse

[loweffortletterer]

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[enriquemzn262]

We should have shoved nerds into lockers HARDER.

[cosmic-cryptid-from-beyond-deac]

Mortarion

[coffeecone]

forgot to post on halloween but oh well, here’s the femtanyl pumpkin for this year

[coffeecone]

finally got around to replying to an xbox hate message I got 5 years and 11 days ago

[nando161mando]

[coffeecone]

you’re getting braces to straighten your teeth to have a better smile. I’m getting braces to straighten my teeth so I can comfortably wear the plastic vampire teeth you get at spirit halloween.