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ariadne/vesper/ericka/amber/lyria | she/it | 30's | polyam lesbian

[dragongirlbunny]

Staff fucked up my old blog of ten years, so I remade.

I'm Ariadne (and others), and I'm trans (she/it), I'm a lesbian, and I'm in my 30's. Too many interests to list out plus my memory is kinda shit so I don't remember half at any given time.

I have a FFXIV sideblog at @kharia-adarkim

There's also an NSFW sideblog, if you're over 18 and have your age in your pinned//bio you can DM me for it.

header is Hinterland Harbor by Daniel Ljunggren

icon is by @slagethor

i am also on bluesky and the webesite formerly known as twitter as moxperidot

system info/tags below cut

#system shit - tag for anything related to us being plural

headmates & their tags & some info as follows:

Ariadne (#ari.txt) - host, dragongirl, she/it pronouns

Vesper (#vesper.txt) - bunnygirl, it/she pronouns, if we post something horny on main it's probably its fault

Lyria (#lyria.txt) - maid (specifically clockwork), it/she pronouns. original posts are monospace font usually

Ericka (#👑.txt) - princess, she/her/it/its pronouns

Epsilon (#epsilon.txt) - chill, any pronouns

Prime & Wraith are also headmates but they dont usually use tumblr (except Wraith who will occasionally use it to vent/complain)

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[flareonfloof]

exposed ball joints: ✅ ✅ ✅

ball joints barely covered by booty shorts: i think i hauve covid

[seralyna]

bird girl age regression where she just curls up into a ball

[seralyna]

bird girl age regression where she falls off a roof

[dragongirlbunny]

i think the best way to describe my ideal presentation is "dashing prince (woman)" but unfortunately i am fat and trans so thats not really not an option

[leathersys]

ok bro

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[enameledcoppergirl]

Enormous dragoness wiggling her tail

[calware]

gender affirming pointy teeth

[duckdotcom]

Computer show me the "big one"

[psygull]

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

[effemimaniac]

gatekeeping my soft and supple lips from everyone but the patrician women who appreciate Dr Pepper's signature blend of 23 delicious flavours

[medievaljournalist]

"ONLY DR PEPPER CAN BANISH THE DARKNESS"

-ancient inscription

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have noticed in recent years that men say “no homo” way less often than they used to when I was in high school at least. Like I’ve witnessed in media and online and in person adult men just willing to say “I love you” or “you look great” to their guy friends without tacking a no homo onto the end of it.

And if you think that’s not progress you weren’t there in the trenches.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve seen middle aged comedians on national tv sincerely say “I love you” to their friends with no jokes attached. Nature is so slow to heal but it is possible, I tell you. We have planted trees and seen them survive.

[fatestayyuri]

Illyasviel von Einzbern — Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[sugoiney-weaver]

Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

[prizedpesto]

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

[necromancelena]

Perhaps if i framed doing important and difficult stuff as a sort of "loser girl-> locked in girl" tf then even simple chores could become erotic. Trouble with that is "locked in girl->loser girl" tf is unambiguously hotter conceptually though.

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal]

I love when you read the early implementations of some algorithm and you're like "this makes sense, it seems like a reasonable way to extract truth from the universe". Then you keep reading and it goes "modern implementations represent a significant improvement over the Shit For Brains Method, whose usage is confined to computer scientists cooking eggs on their laptops. This one has the number 9801 as a load bearing part of the algorithm, the guy who came up with it claimed his god gave him the idea."

It really reinforces the theme that reality doesn't care all that much if it makes sense to us.

[garlend]

I like this quote that deals with the same kind of idea