~·Remy·~

Ah fall, it's the best time of year. Why? Because I'm totally at my best, babes x (In character blog)

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Right buckle up bitches.

So I walk into the living room at 2am yes? I see Thomas and he's rewatching the office. Again.

I tell him to get his ass to bed because we're about to have a good time with me, sleeping, and he says... And I kid you not... In. A. Minute.

What does he think I am?!

So naturally I walked out again and didn't come back until 8am ✨

He hasn't slept

Serves the bitch right

[coffeeloversleep]

Hey babes, love y'all as if you were my mirror. Had some amazingggg coffee today so I feel like talking to some of you...

Question!

What do you think my 'area' looks like if I manifest in Thomas's mindscape? Or anyone's really, some of you have crazy brains babes

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What if I just randomly made you think you were falling at 3am and pushed you off the bed because you're a bitch.

And then you're too thirsty to go back to sleep ha!

Oh babes someone owe me coffee tomorrow

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Ugh, how was your sleepless night babes?

I'm I'm the woods somewhere again, might just live here with how much I get lost in here after a good party. Oh well, time for the after party ✨

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Clearly some of you need reminding, I am the guy you take tea to!! Come on I live off that shit! The amount of tea I've found people hiding from me in the last day is insulting 😒

Maybe if you tell me with a side of coffee I'll let you sleep on time for two whole nights babes x

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Oh my god you guys should see how desperate and whiny Thomas is today, I'm busy tonight babes no I'm not sleeping with you again. You can handle *one* or four nights bitch. Honestly I can't just give myself our to everyone babes

Talk about clingy x

Ooh iced chai latte

[coffeeloversleep]

Morning bitches, enjoy your coffee while it lasts before you end up back at mine

Also some of you snore like hell, earplugs aren't my vibe, go see a doctor babes.

Don't worry about the sleep talking though, that's just funny, my nightly comedy✨

Alright I'm heading out to an awesome concert so that I can party hard and then get so lost I end up in a different state, byeeeee

[coffeeloversleep]

Okay, bitches, people need to stop bossing me around. "Lets go to bed let's go to sleep" like bitch shut the fuck up I'm in the middle of something here. Maybe you should have thought about sleep when you were ignoring me at 3am yesterday, you ever think of that? Didn't think so

(in character blog)

[coffeeloversleep]

Sup Bitches! How have you been without me? A mess? I know ✨

I figured I'd give you a special little ask blog and a view into the life you wish you had babes x