CoffeeThief's NSFW blog

Yup, you've found the nsfw page. welcome to the grind.

[danielasdoodles-art]

Spooky time~! 🎃

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Protect your jewels

[coffeethief]

#squidapple

[coffeethief]

I just followed everyone who follows me...its gonna get crazy here.

[coffeethief]

I've followed a lot of nsfw artists over the years. And most interactions are not very pleasant. They want to be praised for their work, and at first strive for any reaction out of their followers. but the second you disagree or give criticism. They turn into this know it all asshole.

Wow you draw tits and dicks! You must be so wise!

I'm sure once upon a time they were hungry for any kind of followship but as soon as the money started coming in and they got a set of dedicated followers. They become untouchable (in their mind anyway) they hardly will talk to anyone new in their circle and if you want to get friendly with them well you have two options.

Option 1: you draw yourself, blow this person off and hopefully after years of social networking are in the same discord chat room that you were invited to by your friend of a friend who knows said asshole artist and you act coy and pretend you never had the pleasure of meeting their pompous face. To which by then why bother if you yourself are already down a road gaining followers and your own word can become popularized by the masses? And you dont need this artists approval or interaction anymore? But the sad truth is, most artists dont give a shit about you and are here for one thing...

Cash. Options 2 is money. The second way to get into an artist's good favor is buying commissions from them. Oh but good luck getting a slot because their 19k followers all want a piece too. And unless you are constantly throwing out a line to buy art, just so you can get a few minutes of one on one to talk to this artist in which cases it will be very one sided and all buisness.

It's a sad bothersome truth but you just have to face it. Artist feel entitled, they feel what they draw people must want it. Whatever they say goes. Stop trying man. You will never get that artists attention. You might as well not even interact. Artists are jerks who think they are this special epiphany.

I think I've only met a few artists who were legit nice and whoa and behold they were not big in followers. Most of then weren't even nsfw. By the end of the day all you can do is walk away from your screen and know that somewhere in the world some other sucker is trying to socialise with that artist that wouldn't talk to you. And they are getting no where far just as you didnt.

[froggywithfries]

A Wild Butt Appeared!! 

 More lewd Alts up on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/froggywithfries

[coffeethief]

Extremely good quality 

[dan-heron]

[coffeethief]

Daisy isnt really top waifu for me but this design is super good on her.

[coffeethief]

Well, finals are over and I'm either fine or dead in the water

Regardless I think my little account is so small that I dont think I'll be deleted anytime soon. So I've got that at least, now that college is in the winter holiday break seasons I'll try to find someone's work to color soon maybe. So stay tuned

[omegazuel]

Have a thing I did for Halloween. Still got to learn how to draw better pussy.

[coffeethief]

Nah bro this is a real treat for me!

[coffeethief]

I remember being lewd and just enjoying the animation from love potion zeta. With of course my vice amy rose, although the animation wasn't really enough for me so I edited it a little to make the butt penetration last a little longer.  The animation was made by zeta team for zeta team. so it rightfully belongs to them. sadly the team isnt doing very well right now but I hope they get better soon.

[coffeethief]

I was captivated by @froggywithfries‘ vlad drawing and so I attempted to color him. 

[coffeethief]

Fuck me man, I did this forever ago and thought you hated it, so I deemed it bad

Gif belongs to original artist.

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A kind of magic ass

[coffeethief]

Assacadabra

[coffeethief]

I was captivated by @froggywithfries‘ vlad drawing and so I attempted to color him. 

[coffeethief]

I didn’t know I could ship Usopp and Nami until I found @thekellybear ‘s page, I hope she doesn’t mind a quick coloring of one of her sketches. 

[coffeethief]

Oh gosh wow, 71 notes t-that's incredible! Thank you so much everyone. I'll continue to keep trying harder.

[coffeethief]

It was a good day.

[coffeethief]

I colored @yotomore 's sketch, in adobe sketch with my new apple iPad/pencil…I liked the watercolor brush and splatter brush the most hehe…

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Gal pals

[coffeethief]

I love squidapple. If he or she were here id kiss him square on the mouth cause I'm drunk from thanksgiving dinner and appreciate this person who deserves to be loved. Thanks squid you are great!