coffinbreath

⚰️ Jimmy O'James & Slappy from the Goosebumps books 📚 OC, multi, duplicate & crossover friendly 💀 20+ for Themes; header image: Slappy's Nightmare ⚰️ 🎃 Sad that I BLOCKED you? Well! Just stop TRACING & REPOSTING my art//RIPPING OFF my RPs/fics/characterizations to train your ai.bots//mindlessly engaging in JUDENHAAS, it's not that complicated 🎃

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About/Notes

Since these pages don’t show up on mobile...

revised as of 2023

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THE BLOG:

The travesty presently gracing your eyeballs is an independent RP/ask/slice-o’-life/? blog for my interpretations of fraud ventriloquist Jimmy O'James and his master Slappy the Living Dummy from the Goosebumps books. OTP TBQH. Gird your loins for bad humor, explicit puppetfuckery, casual dummy-on-dork abuse, and Jimmy’s whining.

When sending an Ask, be sure to specify whether it’s for Jimbo, Slapstick, or both to answer. Jimmy speaks in bold, Slappy in italics and sarcasm.

It goes without saying that the human puppet and his wooden Master have a pretty twisted relationship, so this blog isn’t gonna be all fluff'n'stuff.

Graphic NSFTumblr stuff goes under a cut. Totes down to RP violent, smutty, horrible things, or trying to RP them anyway, so long as you and your character are 20+.

I enjoy exploring Problematic Themes (grooming/codependency, cycles of abuse, “functional” addiction, violence against animals/children, etc.) and will do my best to tag this content accordingly going forward. Great example: been shipping Mr Wood & Slappy since I was a kid, but since newer books and much of the fandom depicts them as brothers now, my blockable tag for that pairing is “cockroach waltz”

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THE BLOGGER:

Born 1991, Goosebumps fan since 1996, big cringe tranny mess (Trashy Magician is basically my man-sona) with an insatiable love for horror and weed. My ideal body is 37 rats in a trench coat.

See the “character notes” and “timeline notes” tags.

Jimmy’s voiceclaim is the titular character in Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Slappy's voice (when he isn't mimicking someone) is a bit creakier and raspier than his Sally Corp animatronic with a hint of Ledger-Joker. Mr Wood sounds like a growlier version of Humanity’s Bad HABIT (relatively “good” mood) to the Son of Satan Otis B. Driftwood (better run, rabbit) and the East London accent comes out when he's really angry.

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Yeah I'm still alive, no I don't really wanna talk about it just yet. Anyway,

concept doodle for a Goosebumps fanzine that will hopefully be done around May.

If HorrorLand turned me into one of their own I'd take a lot of joy in tormenting human guests as an asshole security guard, not gonna lie.

[dingbatblr]

reminder that being against ai also means being against character.ai and not using character.ai and not interacting with character.ai

i've never talked to chatgpt i've never talked to character.ai i have no interest in talking to a chatbot even if it's fun or based on my comfort character. if we want companies to stop using ai we need to tell them we aren't going to interact with it - so don't.

don't talk to robots. full stop.

[hemipenal-system]

if you're seeing this it means you're on tumblr. there are like 600 gay people on here who will rp with you, you don't need c.ai for anything

[semperintrepida]

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[coffinbreath]

Rampant Plagiarism like this is a main reason why I've stopped coming on here. Inb4 "millennial yells into void" but the younger generations of fandom just don't know how to act decently--Back In My Day you'd be flamed to hell and back on DeviantART or LiveJournal if you were caught tracing/reposting someone else's work as your own. Nowadays there is no desire to be Genuine, just Popular by any means necessary, including stealing entire finished pieces and stories with no respect as to the time, emotion, research etcetera that went into them. You are NOT improving your craft, by doing this you don't even HAVE a craft; you are collecting compliments/constructive criticism meant for someone else and deceiving your audience in order to rest on completely imaginary laurels. I hope one day this realization makes you feel as empty as the actual artists & writers you're stealing from.

[mysoulwasonceagreattree]

what if some jerk accidentally improved your life by turning you into a rabbit? (my Amaz-O is slightly different but not in any way that matters)

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Pre-order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[heavensghost]

Words from Pisces moon by flower face

[catchymemes]

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source

[swanosol]

[mournfulroses]

Angela Carter, from "Nights at the Circus," originally published in 1984

[paperbackparadise]

[fictionz]

Doomed to repeat.

[plaguefields-rp]

ahoy mateys

i find myself in a place where i need some mundane everyday bullshit (think underpants and offbrand air pods).

tablet's not working, but i will draw for you SOME WEIRD BULLSHIT! pay what you can and all; you could even suggest a prompt if you wanted.

once again, i reiterate: IT WILL BE WEIRD, NOT GOOD. I DO NOT DO GOOD.

but hey, if you pay a little extra, i'll write you a fun poem with it!

this is my paypal:

Go to paypal.me/thanatomatic and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

come up and see me sometime, good-lookin'

NOTE!!!: when i say "pay what you can," i mean that. like, i've charged a dollar in the past. whatever you're good to give.

(ps: you can also negotiate by messaging me here)

[plaguefields-rp]

oh, and:

$3 for a creepy or gross mortician story/fact. or you can just ask me a question straightup.

[plaguefields-rp]

screw it, y'all. name your price, get all three.

[plaguefields-rp]

man i hate being this guy. hate it.

but like... i'm in a position where i can't get "a real job" because we recently discovered i have

✨totally awesome sexy epilepsy✨

so i'm still out here begging for paypal cash from these hot, hot, hot commissions

i'm like $30 short of the goal today and i would just love to make more weird things for all ye who approach

come on, you guys... i can't imagine NOT wanting something like ^^^this^^^

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couple-months-old sketch because something always gets lost in the inking. Real Life is sadly making me neglect the dolls in my mindpalace, so who knows when i'll finish this sordid little story about how Wallace got them banned from Panic Park back in 1962--at least i'm the only one who wants to read it, heheh

"You did WHAT in the Tunnel of Hate‽" - Karloff Mennis

[fearstreetdaily]

∟ Fear Street: 1994 [2021] Dir: Leigh Janiak

[nineties-effect]