meh

I like rocks I guess

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

[bibo-deactivated20240915]

[gorps]

woo

[probablyafaggot]

me every day, beginning A Task: agony! despair! woe! every moment on this wretched earth is filled with suffering! death! death! death!

ten minutes later: man, i'm so glad i washed the dishes & i was so normal about it

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[tothechaos]

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

[arirna]

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[mjalti]

people be like. Do you live under a rock?

girl I’m TRYING, STOP telling me stuff

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

[fairycosmos]

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay

[heartfairy]

how much longer is mercury in the microwave I don’t think I can handle this any longer

[mjalti]

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

[memorycycle]

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

[glutko]