I am simply here for the entertainmence

i'm hayden i'm a communist (they)

[grox]

I kinda just hang out in a dark room and drink milk for like 23 hours a day

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Cupsy ☆ Yummy

[cattrinket]

I'm fucking obsessed with Cupsy☆Yummy.  I love the rules text that has to say "Cupsy☆Yummy" every single time

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[gayhex]

cultural reset

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[formlines]

Twin Killer Whales

Art Thompson

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[toiich]

Werner Herzog

[memorycycle]

my stuffed animal could woop 100 agent smiths

[mourfiouse]

We Need You.

[gorps]

Finding my calling as a cookie photographer

[gorps]

Tumblr isn't letting me post cookie pics . Fuck my life

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane