C-could you let me in..?

[Ask blog for Coat guy from No im not a human]

[coldest-visitor]

Shivering, freezing even

ASK /RP BLOG FOR COAT GUY

(From the game No I'm not a human)

More info below!

-main blog is @grlmsgrotto

-im almost 30 myself and i don't mind nsfw but this is a MILDLY SPICY SEMI SFW blog, so please keep the questions clean for everyone's sake, freaky asks are okay to be funny but don't expect anything sexual.

-i ship with everyone because i can and want to, i love love and im gay

- i headcanon coat guy to use he they so you'll see both pronouns on the posts often!

-i may draw the reply digitally or traditionally!

-sometimes it'll take me longer to draw a reply because i am disabled and one of my conditions causes tremors so art can be complicated, but please be patient i WILL get to it and happily interact!!

FOR RP PURPOSES HIS BLACK HOLE GOES OFF RANDOMLY, NOT ALWAYS, AND IT SORT OF WORKS LIKE A GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

i fucked up and i cant delete the poll on mobile ignore this

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Voting ended onNov 9, 2025

[coldest-visitor]

Woah! Don't you feel hot under all those jackets?

(Lollipop Kid finally interacting with cold guy hehehehhe)

-@thelollipopkidthatgoesonanons

''N-no. They keep me at a miserable temperature...but if i remove them i m-may die from freezing.''

[hiii hi lollipop kid it's nice seeing you here lol]

[coldest-visitor]

kitty tell me you hiss at him... i keep close eye on you. you say sorry to kitty and i let go..

"I tried to pet h-him and he swatted at me. It's not m-my fault he hates me, it's probably not fond of h-how cold my hands are.."

He frowned lightly, it was a shame because he loved animals but on the other paw animals tend to dislike him.

[coldest-visitor]

You're pathetic. . . I like that in a man.

"You think I'm p-pathetic...?"

There was a small hint of a smirk on his face.

[coldest-visitor]

It's shower time fungus boi don't worry I'll scrub you down (🛋️)

(it's been too long since Couch Freak loved up to his name)

"F-fungus boy...?" He scoffs, that's a new one.

"I'd die from the cold if i took this off, i rather not..besides, i don't sweat."

That was a fat lie, he sweated like he had a high fever constantly.

[coldest-visitor]

do you like waffles? Feeds you waffles

do you like pancakes? Feeds you pancakes

do you like French toast? Feeds you French toast

Do do do do can’t wait to get a mouthful !

He coughs and gags while trying to breathe between being force-fed these breakfast foods, at this rate he's bound to choke.

[coldest-visitor]

[Offers you a Baja Blast]

The local Taco Bell is in shambles so they gave out free food and drinks. Thought you might like it :]

''B-baja blast...Okay. Thanks'' He takes a long sip, the cold drink making his entire face scrunch as he feels a strong, sharp pain in his teeth.

[coldest-visitor]

"Happy valentines day to those who celebrate..i don't. B-but i thought it'd be nice to say something. "

[coldest-visitor]

*Poke it with a stick.*

- Still alive, friend ?

- 🪼

He yanks the stick off your hand and snaps it in half

''Tragically, yes. Don't poke me.''

[coldest-visitor]

Hello, sir! Uh… is your refrigerator running?

''..Last i checked th-the hermit's fridge did not h-have legs.''

[coldest-visitor]

Are the?

The it you.

"Ughh...y-you give me a migraine whenever you speak like t-that..."

He groans, rubbing his temples.

[squished-seal-deactivated202602]

sometimes I get nervous to post

I tried a different background style idk

[coldest-visitor]

yooo, a while back i asked you what your favourite colour was for no reason at all and the reason was indirect advice on the colour i was doing for the gloves here.

started this thing late november, had to drop it in december for holiday stuff, and then forgot to finish it until a couple days ago lol

but yeah, made a mini you

"Woah...t-this is amazing! You have such skill..I'm a little envious o-of your handiwork...!"

[this is so sick!!!! Way to go yo, this must've taken forever omg, i love the sculpt so much! Thank you so much for sharing!!!]

[coldest-visitor]

i’m entirely convinced anything off the brusters menu could eradicate you 🦃🦃

"D-don't get my hopes up..."

[stonedvisitor]

[Duuuuude! This tumblr thing rocks!!]

((Roleplay blog for the Stoner - No I'm not a human)) Bilingual Esp/Eng

Main account @serpopreso

- Owner is 20 years old, the blog may include adult themes, SPECIALLY drug usage, I preffer minors to not interact. - I'm cool with ships - I'll draw answers digitally - El owner (yo) tiene 20 añitos, el blog va a incluir temas de índole adulto, ESPECIALMENTE uso de drogas, prefiero que los menores no interactúen. - Estoy bien con los shipeos de todo calibre - Dibujo las respuestas digital

[coldest-visitor]

no he’s just flirting with you

''....'' He squints at you, frowning for a second before shaking his head.

''I don't think so.''

[coldest-visitor]

I wanna take one of your eyeballs and make a ring out of it, it'll be funny! (🛋️ You already know who it isssss)

''D-don't get used to this i c-can only pull this off s-so often.''