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goodbye bitchez ily
miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw
goes ppbpbrrbbblltlttttlrllblbbb and all my teeth get thrown out of my mouth like sharp projectiles
by the way this IS a satire parody account not licensed by colgate official yes so the disclaimer exists now thank youu
i like attention as much as i hate advertising <3
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we say
good enough to eat all over again.
fucking cum in the toothpaste too
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theyre redditors they deserve to be uh
i made this blog to satirize the unrelenting and invasive marketing dystopia we're forced to live thru every day but im truly helpless before this one... if i make a joke from this joke i'd be part of promoting this hell brand exactly the way they intended it. the ad even includes a personal insult . of calling them sheep. and its reception was that overwhelmingly positive? we are past the point of satire... everyone get an adblocker. vandalize ads on the street
colgate champu. same resipe. longer
does that say cum revival
if i die the toothpa loompas immediately replace me with the next intern in line, singing their cacophonous, schadenfeudic song
What can I do with my great grandma's ashes
depending on how she was in life you can either use them for dark magic, put them in some other person's soup, or cherish them and her memory
your toothpaste is a very good shampoo
i suppose sticky and stiff hair can be overshadowed by having it look white and smelling minty 🤔
you do you, love
Your toothpaste works great as a gravy. I enjoy it on a variety of foods,, like mashed potatoes, biscuits, and pork chops!
you sound like a british 🤨 so it checks out
i hope i make the stocks drop..... not to buy any just to bankrupt these fools #perish
it is little known that the dental floss can actually be ingested, as long as you hack it up like a cat spits a hairball, which is an inherent consequence of eating the floss. on the upside your esophagus might get cleaner