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Colgate-Palmolive is a US multinational making everything from toothpaste to dog food. The company's many brands are well recognised in the

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goodbye bitchez ily

#hehe

miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw

#miaw

goes ppbpbrrbbblltlttttlrllblbbb and all my teeth get thrown out of my mouth like sharp projectiles

#colgateoptimismproject #shitpost

by the way this IS a satire parody account not licensed by colgate official yes so the disclaimer exists now thank youu

i like attention as much as i hate advertising <3

#the paradox of colgate official

@spoekelser says

we say

good enough to eat all over again.

fucking cum in the toothpaste too

#not ask #but also #ask #cum revival

matching pfps for you and a friend! by @colgate-official <3

#colgate #matching profile pictures #matching pfps #capitalism #spread the hate

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theyre redditors they deserve to be uh

i made this blog to satirize the unrelenting and invasive marketing dystopia we're forced to live thru every day but im truly helpless before this one... if i make a joke from this joke i'd be part of promoting this hell brand exactly the way they intended it. the ad even includes a personal insult . of calling them sheep. and its reception was that overwhelmingly positive? we are past the point of satire... everyone get an adblocker. vandalize ads on the street

#colgate #capitalism #advertising #serious post

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colgate champu. same resipe. longer

does that say cum revival

#self reblog

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if i die the toothpa loompas immediately replace me with the next intern in line, singing their cacophonous, schadenfeudic song

#self reblog

What can I do with my great grandma's ashes

depending on how she was in life you can either use them for dark magic, put them in some other person's soup, or cherish them and her memory

#ask #// death

your toothpaste is a very good shampoo

i suppose sticky and stiff hair can be overshadowed by having it look white and smelling minty 🤔

you do you, love

#ask

Your toothpaste works great as a gravy. I enjoy it on a variety of foods,, like mashed potatoes, biscuits, and pork chops!

you sound like a british 🤨 so it checks out

#ask #anti british

i hope i make the stocks drop..... not to buy any just to bankrupt these fools #perish

#colgate #stonks

#ask #milfs

it is little known that the dental floss can actually be ingested, as long as you hack it up like a cat spits a hairball, which is an inherent consequence of eating the floss. on the upside your esophagus might get cleaner

#colgate #shitpost #floss #colgateoptimismproject

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