#colgateoptimismproject

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Who grew a green thumb this year? 🌱👍 Tending to the garden has allowed mom Petia to spend more time with her teenage son, since all they want these days is horrible amogus memes and VTubers. Be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. Swear to god they're the bane of humanity. NOT TO MENTION THEY'RE DOING WOJAK MEMES AGAIN... fuck em! #WhatCanYourSmileDo?

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goes ppbpbrrbbblltlttttlrllblbbb and all my teeth get thrown out of my mouth like sharp projectiles

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hi motherfuckers #ColgateOptimismTip of the day is grow more teeth and eat through drywall for swifter timing on your trips out of any given buildong

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it is little known that the dental floss can actually be ingested, as long as you hack it up like a cat spits a hairball, which is an inherent consequence of eating the floss. on the upside your esophagus might get cleaner

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Fuck The Left Handed

COLGATE

OPTIMISM TIP OF THE

FHEOUGHHHH

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Colgate has pledged to Do Good! Check out our EthiScore at:

How ethical is Colgate-Palmolive Co? | Ethical Consumer

Colgate-Palmolive is a US multinational making everything from toothpaste to dog food. The company's many brands are well recognised in the

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Here at Colgate, we believe in showcasing your smile and showing it to the world to spread positivity! Getting fresh, unfiltered air is essential to mental health. You shouldn't have to breathe your own carbon dioxide! Your smile will light up the world. It'll be as big as your mom's, we brushed her teeth last night. She said it tickled.

#WhatCanYourSmileDo?

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Colgate Milestone! we got followed by our first #P0rnBot <3

Have a colgtastic DAY!!