clam girl looking for strong glue (for my shell)

Rita 25 I'd love to live in one of those little houses that are led decorations, I sometimes turn off the lights and turn on the little house that is trapped under a dome. It looks so cozy

[colgatekeeper]

Actually, I'm really good at herding cats

[th1rdt3chnician]

who up hating pop psychology

[ink-the-artist]

inpatient

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[colgatekeeper]

There was a time (2006-2007) in my life where I didn't know how 'Jesus' was pronounced in English BUT I knew enough English to get the vibes of American songs. Long story short i thought American musicians were really into grilled cheese because it sounded like cheesus crust to me and not like 'ysoos hristos'.

[colgatekeeper]

Mom: *fermenting cabbage* I have to restore my flora bc it's about to become fauna

[colgatekeeper]

My mom is watching orange is the new black and she's skipping all the sex scenes maybe I should convince her to watch heated rivalry

[ovur]

And we're on it

[colgatekeeper]

I was squeezing watercolour into halfpans yesterday and my room still has that delicious watercolour smell

[colgatekeeper]

The simple comfort of fried rice is overwhelming thank you China and India for inventing rice

[colgatekeeper]

Nothing bad happened but I feel like total shit no matter what i do I feel so lucky. Maybe it's the lack of sunlight today

[colgatekeeper]

Damn it's one of those days

[kids-toothpaste-enjoyer-deactiv]

ngl there is racist connotations in the way people label ICE as “masked thugs” or “gang members”. by doing this you’re disassociating ICE from state institutions & associating them with racialized terms of criminality in order to reinforce the idea that they’re dangerous. in reality they’re just cops & this is just cop shit.

[energyprison]

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

[colgatekeeper]

Those electric lint shavers are sooooooo good. I have so many worn to death hoodies that I really can't ho to work in anymore BUT NOW THEY LOOK TIDY AND GOOD AGAIN.

[colgatekeeper]

There's no way those weight loss ads are targeted at me, I don't want to look like I did 5 years ago and I'm so glad I gained almost 15 kilos

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[colgatekeeper]

I worked for ten days straight till 4am Saturday and then immediately drove 3 hours to get new passport done. Bonus i have a burst blood vessel right next to my iris so I look extra fucked up lmao