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[graevelabyss]

Being a Critical Role and D20 fan atm is so much fun because in the CR household we are at the precipice is a conspiracy implicating the most powerful people in the world to a evil scheme that spans the realms of life and death. 13 players make a well oiled machine of getting shit done and are very good at kicking ass.

But over in D20 land there are 6 chud ass, cracked up vampires who are getting run in circles by a uni kid with a crossbow and are trying with all their might to wrangle a small Origan town that needs public transport RIGHT NOW but can't find a good place to park they're nine branded busses.

its like. All players are hurdling towards their goals to top speeds, except 13 of them are going to make it to a lovely open field and the remaining 6 are going to run into a carboard standee of a door.

Both shows are great btw, I am having the upmost fun

[collacentaur]

My 12yo godson suggested yesterday that because the rest of the group was roleplaying through the time while his D&D character and mine simultaneously cast an 8-hour spell (Plant Growth), we should call the piece of furniture we were sitting on the “Casting Couch.”

I, a childfree auntie, had to explain why although it that was very clever, he absolutely could never say that again. Without actually explaining it, because his parents said I couldn’t.

“Oh, is it a Hollywood thing?”

“Yes… (quietly) And also a sex thing.”

A few minutes later, he quietly asked if “casters’ couch” was okay instead. So at least what he shares with his buddies on Monday shouldn’t get anyone in trouble.

[collacentaur]

I’m becoming increasingly misanthropic. I used to dislike people in the aggregate and like most people individually. More and more, I kinda hate all humans over the age of about ten.

And the more the humans act like chimps, the more I feel like I should run away to live with the bonobos. Or find a little cottage somewhere so isolated that I could become the local cryptid.

[collacentaur]

This trolley thinks it is January 30, 1980.

At least I should get to the office with plenty of time to spare?

[littlebosslady7]

Schemers episode 11 photos (src)

[collacentaur]

God. This is pinup art for the sapiosexual. The minds on those men!

[collacentaur]

Everything in my professional training says that it would be a terrible, terrible idea to write a living will donating my fingers after I die to a fictional character, if there were even the slightest possibility that it might be taken seriously and interpreted as legally binding.

The fangirl and the paralegal both really want to try to write one as convincing as possible while still clearly being a work of fiction.

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[grungixfungi]

[lynati]

Don't be That Kid. If you enjoy the atmosphere here, don't shit on the people who created (and maintain) it.

[collacentaur]

Yeah. If I wanted judgment and gate keeping, I would be on Reddit. I want pictures of @lynati’s kittens and my celebrity crush. The celebrity, like me, is 48 — and the kittens are too young to use social media without parental supervision. Fandom isn’t an age-limited phenomenon.